Corrupt a wish

[TheLaughingOne]

POOF! You receive a 6x6 inch cube of unsweetened baking chocolate!

I wish someone would cut my toes off so the nails stop getting busted up.

[Story Tale]

Wow... ok. Um. Granted, but now all your shoes are too long and you continue to bang your little nubs on furniture.

I wish I never had to think about toes again.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, you now have flippers for feet 

I wish I could sleep more than a few hours a night

[Story Tale]

Granted, but now you never wake up in time and are constantly late for events.

I wish I was a mathematical genius.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but you can't articulate your findings and no one understands what you're trying to do!

I wish I had a brand new car

[TheLaughingOne]

Poof! You now have a brand new 1978 Cadillac Sedan DeVille!!

I wish the fuggin store would actually deliver the stuff i actually ordered!!!

[Merry Gentry]

Granted ~ your stuff is delivered, perfectly, but to the wrong house, and they kept the items.  Thanks!


I wish more flowers were in bloom

[Kakihara]

Granted.  The bloom so hard and strong, everyone develops strong allergies so eyes are watering and noes stuffed up that no one can appreciate the blooming flowers.

I wish I could get away from civilization for a week.

[Story Tale]

Granted, you are now lost in the woods and have to survive on pine cones and your own urine.

I wish cancer wasn't a thing.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but now it's a weird mist that turns you inside out

I wish my ex would stop messaging me

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted but, now they call you just as often.

I wish I didn't have to clean.

[Snapespersephone]

Granted but now you can't clean anything including yourself stinky Okie

I wish I had a job

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but you are now the squeegee person for a porn both.

I wish I knew how to breath fire.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but your tongue is super sensitive to the flames and now always has deep burns on it

I wish I could be a Neko

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but no one can see your ears or tail, not even you. They are invisible and can't even be touched.

I wish I could have an uncorrupted wish.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but sadly it was a voided wish

I wish I could get a kiss from a beautiful lady

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but you just kissed yourself.

I wish I could get a kiss from a beautiful lady.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but sadly she is just a puppy named Lady

I wish to be held

[KKSlider]

Granted, but you're being held... without bail.

I wish to have a cookie.

[Story Tale]

Granted, now the cookie monster is after you.

I wish I had a dishwasher!

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, it's you!

I wish I had a some bacon.

[Story Tale]

Grr. Granted, oops, I dropped it in the dishwater.

I wishi had a jacuzzi.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, the person in tub with you is farting...a lot.

I wish I had a cuddle partner.

[KKSlider]

Granted, but it's Leatherface.

I wish the mortgage was paid in full.

[Story Tale]

Granted, in monopoly, now go pay your real bills.

I wish I had a back scratcher.