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Offline Zulma

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5875 on: May 03, 2018, 11:02:38 AM »
Granted as you are the only contestant of a microwaved food contest.

I wish I could be on vacation all the time.

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5876 on: May 03, 2018, 11:09:09 AM »
Granted, you are now unemployed.

I wish my pool was open for swimming on this wonderfully hot day.

Offline Zulma

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5877 on: May 03, 2018, 11:20:02 AM »
Granted but everyone in the neighborhood is joining you!

I wish I had a job.

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5878 on: May 03, 2018, 11:23:56 AM »
Granted, I think they're hiring over at the sewage plant.

I wish the sun would come back out.

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5879 on: May 03, 2018, 01:22:17 PM »
Granted, but with it comes the highest UV index of the season and a wicked sunburn.

I wish it was friday.

Offline dontnod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5880 on: May 03, 2018, 07:04:15 PM »
Granted, but Friday has now replaced Monday as the first day of the week.

I wish potato chips were the size of potatoes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5881 on: May 03, 2018, 07:06:10 PM »
Done and done!  They are also soggy and you only get three in a bag!

I wish someone would come and finish mowing my lawn tomorrow.

Offline dontnod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5882 on: May 03, 2018, 07:10:54 PM »
Granted, but their tool of choice is a wee pair of scissors. And it's blunt.

I wish for more wishes. (who hasn't said that?) lol

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5883 on: May 04, 2018, 07:15:07 AM »
granted, but now you can only wish for more socks

I wish for more food

Offline AutumnFury

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5884 on: May 04, 2018, 03:01:05 PM »
Granted, but it's all the things you don't like.

I wish someone would till the garden for me.

Offline NecroMantid

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5885 on: May 04, 2018, 04:38:03 PM »
The garden is always tilled for you however its your only source of food and your garden is raided before you can harvest,  leaving you with nothing.

I wish I could animate quickly.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5886 on: June 10, 2018, 08:29:25 PM »
Granted, but you go through the work so quickly you are now bored to tears waiting for things to do

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5887 on: June 10, 2018, 11:12:42 PM »
Granted. It's Tuesday.

I wish I wasn't so conflicted.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5888 on: June 12, 2018, 09:00:30 PM »
Done.  You now know everything there is to know about everything, and can see the future how it all plays out.  Sadly, you are quite bored and there is never another surprise for you. 

I wish it was already Friday!

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5889 on: June 12, 2018, 10:37:30 PM »
(I think I'm okay with that. Don't like surprises much anyways.)

Done. Your boss tells you that you need to work the weekend.

I wish I wasn't sore.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5890 on: June 14, 2018, 08:12:44 PM »
Granted, no longer sore.  Actually can't feel anything at all, pain receptors on dull. 

I wish my eyes weren't so itch from pollen

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5891 on: June 14, 2018, 08:27:39 PM »
Granted, you no longer have eyes.

I wish I could stop these cravings.

Offline RosalindRae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5892 on: June 14, 2018, 10:33:05 PM »
Granted as you no longer have these cravings, but now crave nothing but ketchup and pickle ice cream.

I wish I had more confidence.

Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5893 on: June 14, 2018, 10:46:39 PM »
Granted, here's a medal of courage... hope this helps!

I wish I didn't have such a small bladder.

Offline RosalindRae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5894 on: June 14, 2018, 10:57:58 PM »
Granted. Time manipulation activated. You didn't have a small bladder, but your present self still does.

I wish my sister would call more often.


Online CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5895 on: June 15, 2018, 12:15:07 AM »
Granted, she calls but you never hear it ringing.

I wish I could see into the future.

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5896 on: June 15, 2018, 04:07:45 PM »
Granted and now you can't see the present or past.

I wish my headache would go away!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5897 on: June 15, 2018, 10:55:46 PM »
Granted but now you have a migraine.

I wish I was a dragon god. 

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5898 on: June 16, 2018, 05:54:44 PM »
Done but now you're just words on pages in a book because you don't exist.

I wish it wasn't so hot out!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5899 on: June 18, 2018, 09:33:55 AM »
Granted, but now it’s so cold you catch frostbite.

I wish I wasn’t so lonely.