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Started by Ariel, April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM

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LunaWolf

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)
"We have doomed the Wolf not for what it is, but for what we have deliberately and mistakenly perceived it to be..the mythologized epitome of a savage, ruthless killer..which is, in reality no more than a reflexed images of ourself."
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despickable

You're eyes are like spanners, you make my nuts tighten

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
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Snapespersephone

Do the carpets match the drapes? or my personal favorite Want to watch my tree grow?
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

PrincessAriel

" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"
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despickable

Quote from: PrincessAriel on May 08, 2013, 06:39:02 PM
" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"

That's bad that would never work

This also would be a tough one to work too

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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Kuroneko

Hi, my name is Kuroneko ... you'll be screaming that later.
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Ariel

http://www.picuplinesgalore.com

Oh my God, these are epic! Especially the Harry Potter ones.

I've been whomping my willow thinking of you. XD
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Sixela

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Ariel

That's a nice shirt. Any chance I can talk you out of it?
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Ravien Delapor


Your hair looks really nice on you.  Know where it would look better?  On my pillow in ten minutes.
It's you and me, 2017.  New year, new profile.  Let's do this.

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Monfang

"You look like you have pretty big breasts. Want to use my 'measuring stick' to see just how big they are?"

Ariel

Do you work for UPS? I coulda sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Moraline

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed-Rock.

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Monfang

Quote from: Formless on May 10, 2013, 03:07:51 PM
Hi , I'm ' insert name '.
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Ariel

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body of yours?
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HannibalBarca

Are you a chuck wagon cook?  Cause I thought I heard you say, "Come and get it!"
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Tersius

Excuse me miss, does this look infected?

Ariel

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
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Ruby July

Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad...

(overheard at work between two coworkers)

Formless

Quote from: Monfang on May 10, 2013, 05:48:00 PM
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Try it with any well known celebrity/historic figure/famouse person name and then tell me it's not. ::)

Mara Brewer

If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be heliocase so I could unzip your genes.
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Ariel

You are so selfish! You are going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. >:(
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Jclaymore

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Etherealdreamer

Excuse me, are those space pants you're wearing? Because that *ss is out of this WORLD!
'Cherish friendship in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new friends, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.'