Corrupt a wish

[Kit Cat]

Your wish is granted, as your head is cut off...this no more headache ever.

I wish I could get this song out of my head

[TheHangedOne]

The song leaves your head, but is in turn replaced by a more annoying one. Louder, too. God, it's so hard to think!

...You know what? Same wish. I have an irritating song stuck in my head, too.

[Skynet]

Your find the song enjoyable, but you can't stand any other songs.

I wish my writing muse would never leave me.

[Kit Cat]

Your muse is with you always, but it can only deal with writing irritating advertising jingles that get on people's nerves.

I wish I didn't have to get up today

[gscmar64]

A fairy godmother pops in and tell you you can stay in bed all day, of course it's on the day your boss was going to give you a raise for showing up on time!

I wish the rain would hold off until tomorrow!

[Kit Cat]

You have a nice sunny day...followed by 40 days and 40 nights of constant rain with not an Ark in sight

I wish I had remembered the coffee

[gscmar64]

Ah!but you did remember but your friend found it and drank it all down in a single gulp!

i wish i didn't have to go to bed soon!

[Kit Cat]

And now all the beds in your immediate area have disappeared, as well as any furniture that could be utilised for sleeping, meaning you now only have a floor to sleep on.


I wish I could spell properly

[gscmar64]

You right hand turns into an electronic dictionary unfortunately it's only for Mandarin!

I wish Chicken would cook itself!

[Kit Cat]

The chicken cooks, but forgets to turn itself off and is burnt to a crisp

I wish the good days lasted longer than the bad days

[gscmar64]

And they do but unfortunately that last for everyone but you you been cursed to endure evryone's bad day for them!

I wishes the night shift would be busy past three in the morning, hate being a glorified security guard with nothing to do!

[Kit Cat]

And so, every night at three o'clock, the Kray's return to visit, along with their retinue, to ensure you are never 'quiet' again

I wish it was cooler

[TheHangedOne]

It is cooler. In fact, you find that whatever you were thinking of at the time is now, in fact, a cooler.

To be free.

[gscmar64]

You are free unfortunately you had to die to be free

I Wish the humidity  wold disappear for the next few months!

[Kit Cat]

And so your home becomes an artic wasteland...oh look, polar bears!

I wish for a tub of ice cream

[gscmar64]

One comes to your hand, Unfortunately it melted to flavored milk!

I wish I knew where to start first?

[Kit Cat]

And you gain the knowledge but sadly can never now stop

I wish I knew the answers

[gscmar64]

You instantly becomes aware of them unfortunately you placed in a glass box and become the answer lady of Elliquiy! So you get no privacy night or day!

I wish People would remember what it was like in elementary school when they got along with people of all races!

[legomaster00156]

Wish granted, but now people act like they did in elementary school.

I wish I could play a sport.

[Deamonbane]

Congratulations! You can now play a sport. You can't do it particularly well, or for too long, though.

I wish this cold would go away.

[VonDoom]

Don't worry, there's no cold anymore. But I hope you brought enough water, the Sahara can get kind of dry.  O:)

I wish I had ten bucks!

[gscmar64]

Wish granted but where will you keep ten male deer do you have a big backyard?

I wish mother nature would decide if it's going to rain of by pass where i am on Canada Day (July 1st)

[Kit Cat]

Congratulations, Mother Nature has decided it wont rain that day...it will snow instead!

I wish I could drink without getting a hangover

[gscmar64]

All the Bartenders have heard of your plight and only serve you water all night- no alcohol no hangover! Hope you have a big bladder?

i wish i could figure out what to write as my on/off

[Kit Cat]

You figure out what to write, but it turns out all your on's are everyone's off's (now that is probably too cruel!)

I wish that I never had to work again