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Started by ColdBloodedJellyDoughnut, August 01, 2011, 01:39:12 PM

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ColdBloodedJellyDoughnut

Funny, silly or interesting throughts, observations or notions that don't fit any where else.

Nothing is off topic in this thread. Just keep it PG-13, yeah?

I am very scared that the poster I just stuck up over my bed is going to fall off during the night and fall on top of me. I will wake up face to face with Batman. He looks quite mad in the picture too...

And now it's your turn!
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you goodnight. And there’s a lot of difference.”
Ernest Hemingway
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Sybl

After living in Arizona and combating the wolf spiders that lived in the central air ducts, I have never been able to sleep without worrying something will sneak out the vents at night.

dana eleanor

I'm nervous because I'm afraid I'll get hurt at Warped Tour and miss seeing some bands because I'll be in the hospital because I broke my arm moshing.

boegiboe

Nice guys don't finish last. They are disqualified before the race begins and never get anywhere.

ColdBloodedJellyDoughnut

I had to stop myself c-walking on the lino floor of the supermarket as I listen to Nicki Minaj.

Boom-ba-doom-boom bass, got that super bass!
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you goodnight. And there’s a lot of difference.”
Ernest Hemingway
O/Os**A/As

DJXTESX

Why don't you sit down, and have a juicy beef stick with me man!

Sure, why not, then we can go into the women's bathroom, and stink it up with all of the raunchy flatulence those bring us!

Dude, you are a genius!

slowmojoe

Why does my cat insist on playing with garbage when my wife buys him expensive cat toys? Just give him a straw, he'll be fine.

dana eleanor

It's going to be so hot on Thursday! Why even have an outdoor concert in that kind of weather? At least they have real bathrooms and I don't have to use a port-a-potty.

Envious Dreamer

Why Greenland isn't so green and Iceland isn't so icy.


Shall we make a wonderful dream together? ~  ღ

CheetahInAfrica

Why do I always scratch my head with my right hand?
Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you!
Weep and you will weep alone!

The city changes, but the fools within are always the same.

dana eleanor

My poor kitty has to get a tooth pulled. I hope she's okay after. Poor thing.

boegiboe

I always suggest horror movies to my female friends because I think it's SO adorable when they are scared

Sybl

I need a cuddle date, just so I can sleep (really)

Saerrael

*goes into detail about politics in the most monotone voice he can muster to put Sybl straight to snooze-land*

If pigs could fly, would bacon be light?

WhiteTigerForever

If Superman got drunk, would he get a ticket for drinking and flying?
Not accepting new roles but Photoshop riches await you instead.

Mordred

Ever since my little simian brain could form thoughts of reason, I've always hoped someday I'd be abducted by aliens.
*See Pillory*

Alice Wonder

I find the "Go Down" link next to the forum page numbers to be extremely humorous.
I enjoy criticism on my stories - either way: The Student (explicit Femdom)

Sybl

Quote from: Alice Wonder on August 15, 2011, 05:13:04 AM
I find the "Go Down" link next to the forum page numbers to be extremely humorous.

XD I never thought of it that way.. Haha

Jeffrey

If olive oil comes from olives.....then....*gulps* where does baby oil come from!!??!!
O's and O's / A's and A's / Current Stories / Story Ideas / Posting Updates
Currently my post response time is ridiculously slow and I'm just lucky I have partners who are so understanding

WhiteTigerForever

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Not accepting new roles but Photoshop riches await you instead.

DeadCell

I would love to be in a space suit above the earth...I know I would be so scared but just so amazed at looking down on everything from that amazing height.

ONS AND OFFS / Click Me For Story Ideas /
What is the colour of night?

WhiteTigerForever

Major Tom from David Bowie and Ziggy stardust~
Not accepting new roles but Photoshop riches await you instead.

Udontknowme010

Why do pickles and other vinegar-based products go bad?

WhiteTigerForever

Why does the illusion of the police as protectors fade when you grow up into monsters waiting to pounce?
Not accepting new roles but Photoshop riches await you instead.

Envious Dreamer

We treat each day as something we deserve when in truth its a gift.


Shall we make a wonderful dream together? ~  ღ

Lipsy

I need an ornamental owl   

Alice Wonder

My mother likes ornamental owls. That would be really weird.
I enjoy criticism on my stories - either way: The Student (explicit Femdom)

derek

the 23rd used to be a special day...now all that it is is a bittersweet memory.

elone

I would really like to grow a Paw Paw tree.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

Roleplays: alive, done, dead, etc.
Reversal of Fortune ~ The Hunt ~ Private Party Suites ~ A Learning Experience ~A Chance Encounter ~ A Bark in the Park ~
Poetry
O/O's

Sybl

The bread is done baking it smells so good.

Izzie Aditi

Commuting sucks. People in public transport suck. Wait, I'm a "people" in public transport o.O
“Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun, and addicted to sex and sugar.”


elone

In the end, all we have left are memories.

Roleplays: alive, done, dead, etc.
Reversal of Fortune ~ The Hunt ~ Private Party Suites ~ A Learning Experience ~A Chance Encounter ~ A Bark in the Park ~
Poetry
O/O's

Anesa

Drink some warm milk.....it helps.  :)

Sybl

If pain killers kill pain, why do I feel brain dead?  XD

Ephemera

Payday tomorrow means more books!
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Ephemera

So is it pronounced elliquiy as in "yellow" or elliquy as in "feeling"??
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
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I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Izzie Aditi

I just came to the realization that I have no idea whatsoever what date it is. That's quite bad.
“Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun, and addicted to sex and sugar.”


Finothing

Why is a building called a "building" if it is already "built"?

dana eleanor

Totally nervous right now. Can't stand needles, yet I want a tattoo and more piercings.

Izzie Aditi

I wonder if people would notice if I just didn't pick up the phone this weekend :p
“Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun, and addicted to sex and sugar.”


Ephemera

Slept in the woods, cooked breakfast on the fire, hiked to the top of the hill where the reception is good, checked E on the Blackberry.  Can't beat that!
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Anesa

I might not get to see you as often as I'd like, I may not get to hold you in my arms at night, but deep in my heart I know that it's true. No matter what happens... I'll always love you.

Ephemera

I should be doing something... but for the life of me, I can't think what it is.
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Ephemera

and how will my pen know what to say when my heart can no longer speak?
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Izzie Aditi

Why must my neighbors pick motercross as a hobby? Why not something quiet like knitting?
/cane
“Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun, and addicted to sex and sugar.”


Kazuume

Why...must all good things come to an end? Why not just the bad?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
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                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Ephemera

Today is new, and yet, it is so much like yesterday, I'm not sure it's different... yet.
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Ephemera

I felt like dressing up my avi and signature... and LOVE the result!
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

Kay Tana

Why are the 4x6 prints at work not exactly 4x6?

Ephemera

Don't know why nobody told me how to unfold my love.
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled

TheSorrow

Why do I love chewing on toothpicks and matches...
PM me if you want to add me on skype/msn/aim/YIM :P I give free hugs/cookies/cuddles/kisses/more cookies/etc...

Izzie Aditi

Will this headache ever end? Is it migraine o.O
“Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun, and addicted to sex and sugar.”


stellastar

my dog seems to want to lay on my arm.
Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, chances are you won't either!

o/o   https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=122233.0

DarkDragonboy

who came up with the phrase trick or treat smell my feet?

Sybl

Better yet, sticks and stones..

Cailyn

Iff Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what the hell is a peck and what is the conversion ratio to metric?

Stone

A peck is a soft kiss on the cheeks. And the conversion ratio is roughly seventeen pieces of eight. O:)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Cailyn

*makes a note and nods all sage like pondering her next bordom project* Totally dig the former, and the later well, now I must hunt down nursery rhymes and their math and modern notation or discrepancys if my attention span hangs in long enough. Wonder if there is a book on it. Ooo something shiny!

Mordred

It's been a few hundred years since I came across any.. but whoaaaa, those Druids, in thier heyday.. they certainly knew how to throw a party! And when they saw a few of my little tricks, yeah it was good times!
*See Pillory*

Rinzler

Quote from: TheSorrow on October 11, 2011, 05:10:28 AM
Why do I love chewing on toothpicks and matches...

That it's quite a coincidence that this should be the first post I read whilst chewing a toothpick...


Rinzler

Quote from: Izzie Aditi on October 12, 2011, 05:56:31 AM
Will this headache ever end? Is it migraine o.O

And that I have a headache too...

Kahlen

Why is my muse and the typo monster on a date?  :-X

skati

Alice in Chains is awesome and I don't care if these old guys think I'm weird for rocking out in public.  Also, I should really get back to work on this character and find someone to help field ideas >_>.
The arguments of motivation
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Ephemera

I was promised teleportation by now...
“I bleed myself to be your drink:  Is not the blood of poets—ink?”   ―William Soutar
My Ink Blood Spilled | Who I Am | Where I Am (A/A) | Intro | Avi Source
My Poly/Kink/Random Blogs | My Drawer | My Concupiscence (O/O)
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” ~Nin  Working on: Ink Blood Spilled