1001 Things not to say to your Boss

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Diamonicus XXX

#175
April 01, 2010, 11:40:53 PM
Boss: So What have you been working on today?

Employee: I was working on minding my business but apparently that's now a two person job!
Hello Ladies.
Take a Look at Your Man, Now Back to Me, Now Back to Him, NOW Back to me. Sadly He Isn't Me.

Autumn52

#176
April 04, 2010, 11:19:19 AM
you are a dumbass you know that
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Autumn52

#177
April 06, 2010, 03:53:36 PM
you need to go to the restroom cause the only thing coming out of your mouth is Sh__.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

wifey0156

#178
April 09, 2010, 04:15:20 PM
Were you born bitchy or did you have to work on getting there?

Cardwolf

#179
April 09, 2010, 11:56:40 PM
You me money, your daughter scrapped me last night when she went down.

MasterMischief

#180
April 10, 2010, 04:04:17 PM
How about you sexually harass me and I drop the charges.

the taken

#181
April 13, 2010, 11:18:26 PM
Chief, I've been having nightmares about this place.  Can we change the decor to something a little less like Cthulu and more like My Little Pony??

Merry Gentry

#182
April 20, 2010, 10:42:51 PM
Screw you - I'm on a break!
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Cardwolf

#183
April 20, 2010, 10:48:19 PM
Your just like my mother.

Merry Gentry

#184
April 20, 2010, 10:57:36 PM
You expect me to do what? for how much? *collapses into a fit of laughter*
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Autumn52

#185
April 21, 2010, 07:10:35 AM
Boss: Can't you hear the phone is ringing?

You: Yeah, why don't you make yourself useful and answer it.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

thirteenhearts

#186
May 13, 2010, 09:12:18 PM
"Come check out this adult web-site I found while surfing the net!"

Daimon de Broken Hearted

#187
May 13, 2010, 09:30:15 PM
While doing your daughter, I think i lost my wedding ring, please see if she can look in her bed.

Heart Owned By None, It is a broken shell of what once was. Its Light died.

I have some things going on right now with health, I am sorry replies come slow.
Love is a circle of Trust and Caring, all into both becoming One, in Completion. This is like a Ring, or a Collar.
Daimon's On's & Off's
Daimon's A/A

Autumn52

#188
May 14, 2010, 01:18:59 PM
Your an idoit get out of my way and let me do your job..... oh yeah and answer the F____ phone.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Nico

#189
May 14, 2010, 02:13:45 PM
"I'm still gay, can't work" - because she wouldn't buy it!  XD

Merry Gentry

#190
May 16, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
I'm seriously too hung over to work today.. can you just shut the door on your way out.
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Majere Dreavan

#191
May 16, 2010, 12:22:02 PM
Burst into his office unnaounced and very loudly" Ugh, This isnt the bathroom"

TheLegionary

#192
May 20, 2010, 05:38:58 PM
You are working too hard.... he may assign you more work...

Rozel

#193
September 04, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
'Calling to let you know I am not coming in today because I am sick.' (when vacation is set to start the next day.)

I actually did this... 3 years in a row. :P before anyone noticed. :D and was union, so I was untouchable because of our contract.  he he he

When I lay my head on the pillow at night, I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.
My Ons and Offs: ~♠Funs, Not so Funs and Maybes with Roz♠~
Musings and Thoughts: 𓆩*𓆪Available Stories𓆩*𓆪
Sorry: ~~A/A's~~
{Slow return, its been a while. }
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MasterMischief

#194
September 04, 2010, 10:22:18 PM
When we are finished with my review, let's do yours.

Insanityenviesme

#195
September 04, 2010, 10:23:43 PM
May I borrow your wife?
Moments of Sanity
                   
Fishin' For Insanity                 Drive me Crazy                    My Asylum                 Mad about somethin                 Don't click!


Confusion is befuddled by me         Fear is terrified of me         Love adores me         And Insanity Envies Me.

Lucinda

#196
September 05, 2010, 02:27:21 AM
I'm a woman and i want your job!
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

*Luci's Ons and Offs Post*

*Luci's Apologies and Absences Post*

sartracker

#197
September 06, 2010, 05:32:17 PM
you sust have something on somebody to keep your job!
" Sometime falling, feels like flying, even for a little while!

MasterMischief

#198
September 06, 2010, 06:05:24 PM
"You say 'sexual harrassment' like it is a bad thing."

MasterMischief

#199
September 06, 2010, 06:06:39 PM
“You know...you really would look like less of a bog hag if you tarted yourself up a bit.”
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