Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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mr username

When you said you had a surprise for me that isn't something I was expecting. I'm out.

Gallows

You promised you liked surprises... that's it, it's over.

saphireMARIE

I cant take your black and whiteness any more! I like colour!

Anjelita

You said you wanted some colour and excitement in your life. Then I caught you reading 50 Shades of Grey. I'm sorry. We can no longer see each other.
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Walking through E with eyes wide shut...
There was beauty here, once.  But darkness has a fetish for consuming pretty things...

Zaphod

Honey, I can't take your jealous tantrums every time a woman even looks at me. And oh, take your cat with you. I have always hated it!

Anjelita

Quote from: Zaphod on November 02, 2013, 09:42:04 AM
Honey, I can't take your jealous tantrums every time a woman even looks at me. And oh, take your cat with you. I have always hated it!

(Consarnit! I was hoping to leave the cat behind -_-)

It's not me, it's you. Do you know how much we waste on baby oil for your glistening torso? It's preposterous! The rose coloured glasses have come off, and you're too shiny in the sun. I can't risk blindness. So this is goodbye.
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ONS & OFFS               MY STORIES              PLOTS 'n' THINGS
Walking through E with eyes wide shut...
There was beauty here, once.  But darkness has a fetish for consuming pretty things...

Zaphod

Now I am alright with a little bit of kink, but I can't play George Costanza in the bedroom for you! Here's a number of a well known shrink the city. You need help pronto. Get outta here!

Shadowclaw

You pretended to be a chick on the dating site!? NO WAY! I'M OUTTA HERE! I'm telling the dating site too!

saphireMARIE

Ugh you just... your too dramatic.
I am outa here.

Shadowclaw

You're breaking up with me? Hahaha Check the letter I left you on your dresser. My bags are already packed. See ya!

saphireMARIE

Ugh so chiche, cant even break up with me to my face.
Pathetic, you really are.

Get, Out.

Shadowclaw

(lol This is fun.)

*Catches you cheating in a hotel room, with a film crew and a detective.* I knew it!!

*changes all the locks and leaves bags outside with a copy of the video tape*

saphireMARIE

(lol thats what I thought )

Dude, you made a copy. Something in you liked that ;)

At least they knew how to make me cum, seriously dude it was over long ago.

Shadowclaw

Nope, the other one was personally delivered to your boyfriends wife. :D SHAZAM!!!

Um.... you forgot to break up with me! For ignoring the rules, I'm breaking up with you! LOL

saphireMARIE

Aww thanks babe, made my day now I can fuck her ass well, you are the best EX ever.

Oh and babe learn to read, I said it was over longggg ago. Bye darling,

Snapespersephone

darling he may be the best EX ever but he is still better then your untalented mouth so sorry but we are so over.
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Rex33

Babe I'm sorry, but I'm just too good for you, you're holding me back from my full potential.
The Return: I'm trying to make a return to this wonderful website. I have fond memories of it, only outside conflicts made me put my interactions with all the amazing people here on hold. Now, I think I can be back on for awhile.

I'm all for the ons and offs pages, but I think I would liketo interact with people for a longer time rather then just a quick look at their page.

AmberStarfire

The issue is.. you see, Rex; the issue is your.. name. Every time I see it, all I can think is 'tyrannosaurus'! Like the giant dinosaur lizard thing.

So if I'm trying to think.. ohhhhh sexy, I get a sudden flash of 'tyrannosaurus!' There goes Tokyo.

Though it reminds me of this book on dinosaur porn I saw on Amazon once. :P

So yeah, the point is I have to break up with you. Sooorrrry. ;)


saphireMARIE

Sweetheart I love everything about you, I would do anything for you.
But this relationship is too disruptive, I nearly lost my job for it!
We are over before something really bad happens! :'(

Snapespersephone

it is always walls and other women with you. I am sorry all of the late night wall leaning and posing has tired me out so it is over so I can finally sleep
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Rex33

I don't know why I keep coming back to you, but that was the final straw. We are now done, and we are not getting back together after this. Babe, this is goodbye
The Return: I'm trying to make a return to this wonderful website. I have fond memories of it, only outside conflicts made me put my interactions with all the amazing people here on hold. Now, I think I can be back on for awhile.

I'm all for the ons and offs pages, but I think I would liketo interact with people for a longer time rather then just a quick look at their page.

AmberStarfire

#8946
The dinosaur issue just isn't going away. It breaks my heart.

M'dear, there is something else you simply must know. Rex animals exist. They have this strangely tufted fur, and now.. now I keep seeing the dinosaurs in a new light. I mean, c'mon, they have freaking scales, don't they?

*Kisses you goodbye* I'll see you in my dreams... my scaly, furry, strangely-tufted dinosaur dreams.


saphireMARIE

I really do like you but you are too perfect.
Its... I cant stop loving you.
You are perfect, I am not. I see that now.
Goodbye.

Rex33

Saphire, I know you cheated on me. I cannot be with someone that is unfaithful. This is where it ends between us. I won't miss you.
The Return: I'm trying to make a return to this wonderful website. I have fond memories of it, only outside conflicts made me put my interactions with all the amazing people here on hold. Now, I think I can be back on for awhile.

I'm all for the ons and offs pages, but I think I would liketo interact with people for a longer time rather then just a quick look at their page.

saphireMARIE

Yo yo yo... back up a bit.
I cheated on you?!
When was this.
Ugh you are too possessive! You are just a stalker. Its over.