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Offline Shekinah

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10950 on: December 29, 2017, 07:58:33 AM »
Ooooh sweet blue Bunny Sparkle

In the beginning I was so happy when you offered me your cupcakes and they were so tasty that I said I could eat them every day.
How was I to know that you would take that literally.
I'm leaving you because I'm sick of your cupcakes. I want to eat a muffin or a scone from time to time.

goodbye
Sheki

Offline RequiemOfEcstasy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10951 on: December 29, 2017, 09:38:37 AM »
WHAT!? YOU DON'T LIKE CUPCAKES!? WE MET OVER A CUPCAKE AND YOU TOLD ME ABOUT BUNNY SPARKLE! Well, consider this relationship over you muffin eatting whore! You take you and your scone loving keister to France where it belongs!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10952 on: December 29, 2017, 09:56:38 AM »
You are a bit to aggressive to me, time for you to go.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10953 on: December 29, 2017, 01:14:52 PM »
I'm sorry for your loss but I'm just not into furries.

Offline RequiemOfEcstasy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10954 on: December 29, 2017, 03:50:08 PM »
I'm not into furries myself and have been lying to you to get to your money. I'm really not into men and now I'm taking half of everything.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10955 on: December 29, 2017, 03:51:28 PM »
I'm not saying you're a golddigger, but...

Wait, yes.  Yes I am saying exactly that.  So goodbye, before you take all of my money!

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10956 on: December 30, 2017, 12:48:20 PM »
I'm not into men either. But to be perfectly honest, after you gave up half of everything to an unknown, you just can't afford me.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10957 on: December 31, 2017, 01:44:50 AM »
I think you misunderstood me when I said I liked men with "big guns".   :-\

Violence isn't my thing, sorry... adios!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10958 on: December 31, 2017, 05:53:28 AM »
Anesa!!!

There you are!

But I'm sorry, even though I missed you, I have to break up with you now for leaving me in the first place.

I won't let you break my heart twice!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10959 on: December 31, 2017, 03:17:08 PM »
My Darling Bunny,

Even after the Sooners demolished the Texas Longhorns in the Red River Rilvary this year  (okay, so it wasn't a clear runaway, beating them only by 5 points, but... a win is a WIN!  hehe  :P ) you STILL insisted we keep all the decor in the hideous burnt orange color.   ::)

Texas Orange no more!  I will always bleed Crimson and Cream.

I'm gone, sweetheart.

I'm going to miss you.   :'(

BOOMER!!!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10960 on: December 31, 2017, 11:49:11 PM »
Dearest Anesa,

I never had the heart to tell you this, but I'm not holding back any more.

I don't know who the Sooners are.

I don't really watch the football.

I kinda like to meditate instead of all that violence.

*sighs* I only watched that stuff with you so I could eat all the delicious pregame feasts you made.

No hard feelings!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10961 on: January 01, 2018, 08:20:08 AM »
Dearest Bunny,

Alas, it's 2018 and I need to cut back on the cupcakes.  Unfortunately, I'm getting too much of one of your treats, and not the other.  I mean, I enjoy our times, but the constant smothering in frosting is just too much!  You are too sweet for me...

Fare the well!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10962 on: January 01, 2018, 09:04:11 AM »
Dearest Swash,

I admit that the dual wielding sword thing was pretty hot at first. Hot enough that it started a fire. A fire which you've never been able to put out. No, I'm not speaking about the inferno of our passion for one another, but the fire that is currently searing your arm! I can no longer touch you without getting burned!

I've asked you to go to the hospital, but you ignore my requests. I've tried to smother you with a fire blanket, and hose you down with a fire extinguisher, but to no avail. Something is seriously wrong here, and I'm not willing to stick around and find out what it is. I've already been burned too many times!

Warm (not burning) regards,

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10963 on: January 01, 2018, 04:17:15 PM »
Mel... beautiful Mel,

I get what you are going for with the Christmas lights, I really do.  But you wear them everywhere.  EVERYWHERE.

How many times have I had to rush to unplug them when you went to shower?  How often do I have to lug around a portable battery just so you can keep the lights on when we go out to eat, or shopping, or anything really?  We can't even go to the movies anymore because you won't turn them off, so people complain, and then we get kicked out.

You are a bright and shining star, you glow... but I need some sleep, and some time away from the light.

All the best,

Kaz

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10964 on: January 01, 2018, 05:28:04 PM »
Is that a mawashi you're wearing?   :o

So, I guess now you want to be a sumo wrestler?

Last week, you told me you wanted to be a MILF commander, the week before that, a free-lance sperm donor!   ::)

I can't take this anymore.

Goodbye, Kaz.

Good luck in your endeavor to find your place in this world.   I just can't be a part of it.

Anesa


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10965 on: January 01, 2018, 07:13:07 PM »
Ok, so here's the thing.

I get the cowgirl theme.  I get the hat, the jeans, the boots.  I have no problems with that, I really don't.  I get that you always want to be on top, and I even had some fun with the roping and such.

But hiding all of my towels so I'll put on wranglers and a button-down?  Ambushing me with cowboy hats?  Trying to brand my ass to mark your territory?

Sorry darlin', I may have grown up surrounded by cornfields, but that's never been my life.

I hope you find your cowboy, or cowgirl, or both!

Kaz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10966 on: Yesterday at 09:09:50 PM »
So.

There I was at the grocery store. In the egg aisle of course (I won't say why, cause its a secret).

And guess who I ran into? Anesa. Yeah, remember her?

Well, she certainly remembered you Kazyth. And your little towel. She even remembered the little KAZ embroidered monogram I had sewed into it the other day with sparkly embroidery floss.

Yeah. You're busted Mister. Keep the towel, I'm changing the locks!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10967 on: Yesterday at 09:12:51 PM »
BBS

The bunny ears were cute at first. Hell, I didn't even mind the dressing up thing you did for Easter.

But seriously, that was months ago already. I think it's time to return the suit, ditch the ears, and take the toys out of the basket.

Sincerely (formerly) yours

KR

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10968 on: Yesterday at 09:16:27 PM »
Take them back? *eyes tear up* Ditch the ears?

Why must you always crush my dreams Kiric Rand? Why must you be so cruel ALL THE TIME?

I've done nothing but try to make you happy! Haven't I bounced and hopped at your every whim and wish?

Nothing I do is good enough!

I'm hopping on down that rabbit trail! Good bye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10969 on: Yesterday at 10:29:42 PM »
But but but.... *watches the bunny hop away*.... my Blue Bunneh beauty.... I could make you so hoppy....

*cries and walks away* Enough. I'm done!