Corrupt a wish

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Semi Existent Dragon

Granted, but unfortunately you sleep through an important phone call.

I wish I were talller.
“Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.” Ursula Le Guin
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Boatman

You are of course as tall as your genes will permit, so you spend all your money buying some new bigger ones, but they just shrink in the wash.

I have a hankering to become Merlin (the real one, who is probably lurking in some old people's home somewhere annoying the carers)
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Kakihara

Granted. But Merlin is a cat now and he's been spade. And owened by a bunch of girls who like to dress him up and have tea parties. Have fun.

I wish I could turn into a dragon and fly.

Snapespersephone

granted but you can only fly three feet and then you need 8 hours rest

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Kakihara

Granted.  You are inoculated against ever getting a cold.  But the formula was experimental and... oh, i'm so sorry, you are not a zombie crazing the brains of people. 

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

Snapespersephone

granted but now your afraid of girls..That is ok right?

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Kakihara

Granted.  But  you are not Oxygen intolerant... so looks like you'll be passing gas with every breath.  Roll down the windows, still won't help.

I wish I have x-ray vision like Superman.

Snapespersephone

granted to bad everyone has lead undercloths around you

I wish I had longer hair
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Kakihara

Granted.  Except it's Gorgon hair, you have deadly venomous snakes in your long locks.  And since you aren't really a gorgon, they don't much like you.  Have fun playing with them.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted.


Snapespersephone

granted...except you lose six inches every time you teleport so soon you will disappear.

I wish I could live on peanut butter alone
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

StormAngelus

Granted, but then you start sprouting peanuts at the tips of your hair for as long as you eat peanut butter.

I wish I could play guitar.
"Pulseless and cold, with a Derringer by his side and a bullet in his heart, though still as calm as in life, beneath the snow, lay he who was at once the strongest and yet the weakest of the outcasts of Poker Flat." - Bret Harte

Boatman

The good news is you can now play guitar brilliantly. But, you are so ahead of your time, no one else can appreciate the soul of your performance. In frustration, you give up, only to find a mimic of your style makes the big time 5 years later.

I wish I could be sociable.


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Semi Existent Dragon

Granted, but you now spend so much time socializing that you never have time to yourself to finish a really good book.

I wish I had a more reliable work schedule.
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LordRod

Granted.  Now your work is always the same, every day for the rest of your life.  It is the same, every day, at every time, without fail.  The corruption of your wish is not a corruption but a granting.  You have work, and it is always every regular work day.  It is totally reliable.  You do not get sick.  Vacations have a way of not happening.  Attempts to make the company an aquisition fail.  The coworkers who you need to do your job never miss a day of work either.  You do not age.  It takes a few years to notice, but this seems like a benefit, but you are unable to retire.  Attempts at savings do not work.  Attempts to go to another job do not work.  Your work, as the years and centuries roll by, is exactly the same as it ever was.  Technologies change, and without reason, your work does not change.  Even languages change, and eventually your coworkers realize that you have condemned them to this hell, and even try to kill you.  Eventually the star goes out, and the earth is shattered, atomized in a super nova.  Except for a single solitary office, where the lights stay on, and the work gets done.

I wish for a pony! 
Glory is being Great and being Useful - Simon Bolivar

Because its There - Sir Edmund Hillary

"The Lord of the Mans of Rod" - Me, spelling everything write and still getting the sentence wrong.

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A Big Unknown

Granted, but the pony happened to have cancer and died in the next few years in great pain. (I know, I'm a cruel person, yadda-yadda :P)

I wish to have been born as a girl.

DarkMachinations

Granted, but you're flat-chested and you maintain your male personality so everyone still thinks your a guy

I wish for More Video Games of Undertale Quality

A Big Unknown

Granted, but they are filled with bugs and the true endings require buying $60 worth of DLCs. (Wellp, I wouldn't mind that anyway, not much of a corruption :P)

I wish for a villa with a swimming pool.

SassyHail

Granted, but the taxes are enormous and you have to constantly drain and refill the pool every. sing. day.

I wish to be able to voice my thoughts more clearly.

ErisXfrost

Granted.

You are able to voice your thoughts, mentally, but have no control over it. Your thoughts become something that everybody hears-- even the privet ones.

I wish I could be lost in a paradise.~

Wajin

Granted, but you are now alone for eternity, enjoy.

I wish I was omni-competent
I have taken the Oath of the Drake
"--But every sin...is punished, but punished by death, no matter the crime. No matter the scale of the sin. The people of the city live in silence, lest a single word earn them death for speaking out against you."

"Yes. Listen. Listen to the sound of raw silence. Is it not serene?"

Stone

Granted. You are now omni-competent. You are now forced to do everybody's work in your division. The company lays them off. They pay you the same salary they used to pay you. Enjoy.

I wish the Independence Day sequel turns out well.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Belle33

Granted, but it's banned from theatrical release due to what is deemed inappropriate alien/human sex scenes, so you never get to see it.

I wish I had blue eyes.

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A Big Unknown

Granted, but you are blind.

I wish to have a better computer.

Stone

Granted. The computer is better than you. Your friends now prefer its company to your company. You are now friendless and computerless.

I wish post-workout soreness was a better barometer of potential progress than merely, "Hi, I am Muscle #44, and today I shall make myself known!"
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

A Big Unknown

Granted, your muscles get sore 50% slower but you need to put twice the effort to grow them.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza.