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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Adammair

Granted, but it's empty and you are in drought conditions, so...no water for you! :P

I wish I had a pool, full of cool water and sexy bikini-clad women.

Undeniable Sin

Granted but the pool has a huge hole and the woman are zombies. Have fun

I wish I had a car in good condition that got good gas mileage

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Veluux

Granted. But it's parked in Antarctica.

I wish I had been raised by wolves and grew up wild in the jungle and became a capable hunter who could protect himself from any danger and a beautiful maiden with a caring heart and a determined personality found me and fell in love with me; and we lived happily ever after.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Adammair

Granted, but your children are born covered in thick fur, like wolves...even the girls. :P

I wish I had a pet wolf that saw me as the alpha male, and followed my every command.

Kazuume

Granted, but every time you sit down or try to sleep it's ridding your leg and drools all over you.


I wish for another sandwich.
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Ignis

Granted. I already made it, but I also ate it before I made it to the post office to ship it.

I wish work didnt suck so much.

Sybl

Granted. You love your job so much you move in with your boss.

I wish it would quit raining.

Ignis

Granted. Its now snowing.

I wish  there was a bigger selection of leftovers in my fridge.

Sybl

Granted. They are covered in fuzzy gray mold.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Ignis

Granted. I hope you like liver flavored Ice cream though.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Sybl

 :'( eww

Granted. You are wide awake forever.

I wish I had a stain glass window.

johns1994

Granted, But it is a lewd image of  Earnest Hemmingway.

I wish i could play piano.

Ignis

Granted. You didnt say anything about good though so you are always off key and just a bit slower than the musical score.

I wish for world pieces. (Get it? It is pronounced like peace :P)

Adammair

Granted. You get a bag full of rocks. ("world pieces"...what is the world made of?)

I wish for a bag full of gold coins.

johns1994

Granted. It falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish broccoli was gone!

Ignis

Granted. However without the plant greenhouse gasses sky rocket and we re-enact the movie water world.

I wish I could play a real guitar not just my air guitar.

johns1994

(I do not see how that is a bad thing! Water world was amazing!)  ;D

Granted but you can only play on barbed wire strings.

I wish I was 21.

Ignis

Granted. You are 21 forever. It seams good at first but then think about it for a second. An eternity is a very very long time. Just ask Mordred...

johns1994

Haha you need to work on corrupting :P I'd be plenty happy with that! Haha and you forgot to make a wish... so now you are a frog.

I wish i could draw well.

Ignis

Granted. You can draw, well, you can scribble :P
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I wish I had a few thousand years to live.

But really an eternity of going to bars and getting drunk, watching your drinking buddies get old or die young, meeting new drinking buddies... There is a reason Mordred is well... Mordred.

johns1994

But really an eternity of going to bars and getting drunk, watching your drinking buddies get old or die young, meeting new drinking buddies...

Haha still sounds like my idea of paradise XD

Granted. You however unfortunately do age, after 150 you're quite bedridden for a few millenia.

I wish i could make people fall in love (or lust ;D) with me by writing thier name down in a magic journal.

Ignis

Granted. A cereal killer also happens to use the journal to plan out his next victims

I wish for candy.

johns1994

Granted. All Lemon heads.


I wish i had a raspberry slurpee machine.

Ignis

Granted. It is always out of order and puts out ice with a small amount of raspberry lemon flavor on top.

I wish my brother would play a good song instead of what he is playing.

Adammair

Granted, but the entire time he's playing a good song, the one he's playing now is stuck in your head.

I wish I had a college degree already and a 4.0 GPA.