Corrupt a wish

[Boatman]

Granted, you can sing a musical note. But unfortunately all your glassware shatters.

I wish I could juggle.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but you are abducted by aliens that are obsessed with juggling and kept in a zoo.

I wish someone would bring me dinner!  XD

[oceanspool]

Granted, your stalker has knocked on your door with a delicious hot meal, made exactly the way you like it. After all... he's been watching you cook for years.

I wish I wasn't so tired tonight!

[Dys Astyr]

Yes, I knew having a stalker would pay off!

Granted, but now you will forever be hyper and jittery, unable to hold still to sleep or anything.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

[Vill]

Arghhh, granted: but ye do be color blind and illiterate.

I do be wishin' for gold for all the beggars and thieves to be bringin' world peace.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, fools gold for the fools who desire it.

I wish I had a giant tree in my yard.

[Vill]

Aye, it do be granted, but like all eucalyptus it do catch fire and spread flammable fuel so that your home does burn down.

I do be wishin' for a translator monkey so I can just speak me mind and he gets the job done.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but he translates everything into Aramaic.

I wish I could shrink my dogs at will so I could have my fair share of the bed.

[Vill]

Granted, but they get so small that they eat your white blood cells and you're always sick.


I Do be wishin' for true freedom

[Boatman]

Granted, we've cut the straight jacket off but left the electronic tags. Better?

I wish I could fly of my own accord.

[Vill]

Granted, but your accord is a Honda.

I do be wishin' for a never ending pizza

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, the pizza grows so enormous that it blocks at the sun and dooms the planet.

I wish I could find a quiet moment to meditate.

[FierceChaos]

Granted a place just opened up in the mental institution.

I wish for for immortality.

[Mercurio123]

Granted, you will never die, but you do still age, and you find out in your decrepit black oozing state that you cannot kill yourself. on the plus side you now know the meaning of 'a fate worse than death'

I wish for another cup of coffee

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but you spill the scalding hot beverage all over yourself as soon as you try to drink it.

I wish I didn't get heat sick so easily.

[Goldmoon]

Granted..no amount of heat bothers you, allowing hours to be spent in blistering temperatures.  Now though the slightest amount of cold is brutal to your overheated body. Even an ice cube burns your skin.

I wish I was taller.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, you recieve a radical new treatment to increase your height, it was disastrous side effects, you get too tall and your skeletal structure cannot handle the strain, leaving you confined to bed for the rest of your days.

I wish I lived in a castle!  ;D

[Mercurio123]

Granted, the place is old, damp, the heating bills are huge, the upkeep extortionate, and whenever you want to do anything to the place to improve it you get bombarded with so much red tape due to the historical value of the building that nothing gets done. Worst of all no one wants to buy the place off you due to the aforementioned problems.

I wish I had a new game to play

[FierceChaos]

Granted "Guess who took my kidney" is the hottest new game in Bangkok.

I wish I had a Charizard.

[Mercurio123]

Granted, but Garry chooses squirtle so you lose

I wish they would stop talking about food in the shout box. I'm hungry now

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted.  They stop talking about food in the Shout Box but you aren't on the PM list for the $1.00 all you can eat BBQ and corn on the cob buffet.

Wish I could find my flash drive with my stories on it.

[Baneare]

Granted, but they've all been rearranged so the words are there but in random order.

I wish I hadn't lost all my stuff in the flood.

[Boatman]

Wish granted, but all the colours have run into one another.

I wish I could travel back and forth through time at will.

[Vill]

Granted, but your buddy Will do be missing.

I wish for the ability to water into rum.

[Boatman]

Granted, you may tip water into rum, but it do taste horrible (particularly Her rum which is best drunk neat and quick).

I wish I could finish writing my novel.