Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Jclaymore

Granted, however, because of the collapse of the economy, all forms of currency became worthless. Sheep replace the currency of where you live. You get evicted cus you couldn't pay the rent.

I wish the voices in my head, except my own, would finally shut up.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Your own voice can't handle the silence and goes insane.  Now your voice hears voices.

I wish you had a normal dose of insanity, like the rest of us.
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Jclaymore

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Granted, now everyone is as insane as me. Now that's the new normal dose of insanity

That's okay though insane people are more fun to hang out with ^^

I wish that I could eat the sun like a biscuit.

seffer

Granted. But as soon as it reaches your stomach it burns you from inside.

I wish the fire would disappear.

Jclaymore

granted, the fire dissappears, but now it's dark forever cus I ate the sun

I wish there was a new sun

seffer

Granted. Since you ate the it, you becomes the new sun. That means you're burned in outer space for eternity!

I wish to find the meaning of my life.

Jclaymore

Not such a bad end, now I can look down on everyone and say I shine brighter then they ever will XD

Granted. Your search is succesfull, but by finding the meaning of life, you also destroy the meaning of life, because the meaning of life is searching for the meaning of life. :3

Daoine Sidhe

I wish you had posted a wish.
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Jclaymore

Oops there I do it again.

Granted, my wish is that I would stop forgetting to post the wish too

CallMeCheesecake

Granted but you forget to corrupt a wish instead.

I wish I had double ds.
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Skadii

Granted, but they sag down to your belly button.


I wish I could go back in time and fix all my mistakes.

cptBacon

Granted, but you make a whole host of new mistakes.

I wish the Blackhawks will win the Stanley Cup.
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Skadii

Granted, but a comet smashes into the stadium and kills the entire team moments after they win.


I wish I had nails that never chipped or broke off.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  They're carpentry nails, not fingernails.

I wish you also had an indestructible hammer to go with your nails.
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seffer

Granted, but the hammer is so heavy that it can be lifted with normal strength.

I wish for a better laptop that will last forever.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  However, it cannot connect to the internet.

I wish everything was free.
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Krisje

Granted but you can't own anything

I wish I had an infinite supply of red vines.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  They're all stale and half-rotted.

I wish your red vines weren't rotted or stale.
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Krisje

Granted but there's no longer an infinite supply

I wish I had an air conditioner
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seffer

Granted, but the temperature is stuck at the highest.

I wish my awesome laptop could connect to the internet.

Krisje

Granted but it immediately fills up with viruses and malware

I wish it was snowing right now
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  The snow knocks out the power for the entire city for the next month, and also blockades all houses and roads.

I wish the snow would melt off.
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seffer

Granted. The snow melts and causes a huge flood that will last for a while.

I wish that the flood will disappear.

Adammair

Granted. All the water vanishes, every last drop, and what remains is an uninhabitable desert wasteland. Since there is no water for plants, they die off, and the entire food chain follows.

I wish to always hear the perfect song at any given moment, when I put my mp3 player on random-play mode.

Krisje

Granted but owning an mp3 player is highly illegal and faces jail time

I wish I could have any of the food I wanted cooked to perfection with just the snap of my fingers
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

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