Wish granting gone wrong!

Started by Cicerin Glaydel, May 08, 2010, 12:14:15 PM

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Jade

Granted. But then you get distracted, turn and your wings knocks them down. You are now buried alive under Klondike bars.

I wish for Godiva chocolate cheesecake.

Shadowsteel

granted: lady godiva, a 2 ton block of chocolate, and 93 pounds of cheesecake batter fall on you

I wish for more swords
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Nyarly

Granted, you have more swords now... In your chest!

I wish the cake isn't a lie.

Shadowsteel

Granted. Once GLADOS is defeated, there is still the cake to fight. Good job, there is now an unbeatable final boss

I wish I had some pasta
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Mistress Sorcha

Granted, but since you are now sleeping, it sits out all night and gets old.

I wish I could fall back asleep....
I've taken the Oath of The Drake.
Sorcha is currently not accepting any new RPs at this time.


haikuoftears

Granted, you now have Narcolepsy.

I wish I had money.

Nyarly

You have now... one cent exactly!

I wish that school isn't so boring.

Galanthor

granted you now have to fight a t-rex and hundreds of raptors with no chance to escape

i wish i had a drink

Shadowsteel

Granted. You can now drink only Natural light or Keystone Light. NOTHING ELSE.

I wish for a quesadilla
Sworn to the Oath of Drake

Shadowsteel's theory on the transitive property of handcuffs - through association, especially by physical contact such as hug-piles - legitimate reason is given if you have reasonable reason to apply handcuffs to one particpant, you have reason (excuse) to apply handcuffs to all of them.

OOC's Beware! Because really, when is it not
an acceptable time for handcuffs?

Scribbles

Granted! It goes right to the hips.

I wish that I had a nemesis! But it must be a good one, with its own maniacal laugh, prepared monologues and dooms day gun!
AA and OO
Current Games: Stretched Thin, Very Little Time

Nyarly

Granted! But this being real life, you don't get to win over her automatically. It turns out that she is indeed very good and succeeds in destroying the earth.

I wish that nothing bad happens.

Cicerin Glaydel

Your wish is granted!

Everything in the world goes great for everyone, nothing bad goes wrong at all. However, due to everyone's wishes coming true with no consequence the world begins to fall into chaos and the space-time continuum rips causing the universe to be sucked into another dimension, destroying everything. :(

I wish I had a clone of myself to help divide up work!

Scribbles

Wish granted! Or at least, that is what I would be saying if you hadn't caused a rip in the space time continuum and destroyed everything!  ;)

I wish for a time travelling tuna sandwich! Send it forth, to splatter the faces of my junior school enemies!
AA and OO
Current Games: Stretched Thin, Very Little Time

kikideru

Wish granted, however, those junior high enemies come after you with a vengence, sorry.

I wish for my own, private, tropical island.
"I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady"

My O/Os: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=131220.0

Nyarly

Granted! You get a completely uncivilized island. But strangely enough there is no fruit growing there. There aren't any animals either. Have fun living on an island without food!

I wish I could do whatever I want.

kikideru

Granted, but the whole human race has been wiped out in turn, leaving you all by yourself... But hey, now you can do whatever you want XD

I wish for a BJD (Ball-jointed doll)
"I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady"

My O/Os: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=131220.0

Tharic

Granted, falling out of the sky towards you is a 50 foot high BJD, crushing you beneath it's weight.

I wish for a night of silence...

haikuoftears

Granted. No wait. You get me, instead.

*follows around*


I wish for more time to go on Elliquiy

Nyarly

Granted, you are unable to sleep now. You have more time for Elliquiy but also are very tired.

I wish for haikuoftears

MystikGlory

Granted.  Haikuoftears appears before you for merely seconds then disappears.

I wish for a job i actually like.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL BE ON AND OFF TIL 6/10 DUE TO LAPTOP BEING FIXED.
I took the Oath of Drake  My Current Cravings

My On's and Off's

Nyarly

Granted, but you don't get any money.

I wish that Mystik gets her approval soon.

MystikGlory

Granted, but you forget all about her and that wish.

I wish that Nyarly doesn't get bored playing these games with me.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL BE ON AND OFF TIL 6/10 DUE TO LAPTOP BEING FIXED.
I took the Oath of Drake  My Current Cravings

My On's and Off's

Nyarly

Granted, but that doesn't happen anyway, so you wasted your wish.

I wish that Mystik won't forget about her promise.

MystikGlory

She doesn't, but you already pictured it anyways and it wasn't as surprising anymore.

I wish that I had a Popsicle and the air conditioning worked.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL BE ON AND OFF TIL 6/10 DUE TO LAPTOP BEING FIXED.
I took the Oath of Drake  My Current Cravings

My On's and Off's

Aurion

I wish that I didn't have to work and had more time to role play.