The Perfect Partner is someone who...

[Captain Maltese]

...offers to build you a rocket launcher system for your vehicles, and can describe in detail how to realistically achieve it. <3

[Dovel]

..can located my muse and whisper ideas in my ear when I need them.

[Autumn52]

...can entice my desires from afar

[Captain Maltese]

....who actually LIKES to do the things I hate to do. 

[Mordred]

.. has a back door that I can sneak into. Noooo, I don't mean THAT back door.. not here at least. :P I mean a way of sneaking back in when I am in the doghouse. A way of worming my way back towards forgiveness and maybe just maybe before I get too soaked and muddy having to find myself a hole to dig outside.

Ok, no more cryptic BS.. I am talking about a Sense Of Humor! For every reason and all reasons. They can have it all but without one of these.. and without one that I can latch onto and go a little nuts with.. there's simply no hope. Yes, I am gotten with a sweet smile and a bad streak that matches my own.. but when I know there lurks inside a crafty and twisted little soul that can take my own twisted way.. mmm.. yeah then I'm a goner. In a good way.

[Skadii]

...doesn't make me be his momma! I already have three of my own children who I actually gave birth to and grew under my heart! I want a man who can hold me down and make me feel like all they need me for is love...not to wipe their...nose for them!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

...is independent, who lights the fires of passion in my heart, and and allows themselves to be first in my life, and me to be first in theirs.

[Chantal]

... makes me laugh out of nowhere!

[Caitlin]

makes me eager to read his or her next reply. ^_^

[Breathless Intent]

...feeds me when I'm hungry. Cuz seriously, right now I'm famished. Alternatively, someone who knows that my grumpy moods are more often than not caused by hunger, and won't take it personally when I get snippy, but instead will offer me some yogurt.

[JackWhite]

I'll get this one for all the ladies that are interested in men.

The Perfect Partner is someone who... is called JackWhite ;D


Maybe going a litte too far :$

[Mordred]

Is able to put up with a blend of:
-75% crazy entertaining, insatiably silly, and very.. very naughty
-20% slightly annoying but still mostly in a funny way
-5% ultra pain in the ass

** The above percentages are approximations.. and can vary by 2-3% **

[Kendra]

Is able to put up with a blend of:
-75% crazy entertaining, insatiably silly, and very.. very naughty
-20% slightly annoying but still mostly in a funny way
-5% ultra pain in the ass

** The above percentages are approximations.. and can vary by 2-3% **

is varied ;)



the perfect partner ... should pre-empt my caffeine moods and have a coffee on standby STAT
.... should know when it's a kleenex moment and just allow the tough as nails girl to blubber at a chick flick
.... should laugh at all my jokes, no matter how utterly lame they are ;)
.... should bring me daisies out of the blue
.... is none existent  ::)

[Mordred]

the perfect partner ... should pre-empt my caffeine moods and have a coffee on standby STAT
.... should know when it's a kleenex moment and just allow the tough as nails girl to blubber at a chick flick
.... should laugh at all my jokes, no matter how utterly lame they are ;)
.... should bring me daisies out of the blue
.... is none existent  ::)

Heh.. *taps pocket.. where there is always a stash of kleenex ready to dispense.. then taps throat.. where there is a laugh at hand for every occasion* ;)

[Kendra]

... is ready for every occasion  ::)

*uses kleenex to wipe dribble from your mouth* tsk tsk  ;D

[Mordred]

Dribble? Heyyyy, just 'cause I'm 1701 years.. doesn't mean my lips let drops leak. And the only reason I forget is because the ground has a way of keeping some of my mind when I later regenerate. :P *slyly licks below lips to feel for any extra bit she may have missed* Just because you're an angel and flawless..

*jumps down and does handstand push-ups with one finger* Who else you ever see do those, eh? ;D

[Kendra]

hmmm one finger push ups I've seen .. you are indeed extraordinary aren't you :P

.... who has just as many flaws as me  O:)

[Mordred]

Heh.. sometimes being dead ain't so bad. :P It comes with it's perks. Or.. time.. time has delivered to me these special little skills. Ah but you have the sun. For that I'm forever jealous... even if it is a vile ball of flame. ;)

.. forgives me of the fine-print I so craftily hid.. when they find and realize what they got themselves into.  ::)

[Kuroneko]

... loves me just the way I am, flaws and all.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

...feeds me when I'm hungry. Cuz seriously, right now I'm famished. Alternatively, someone who knows that my grumpy moods are more often than not caused by hunger, and won't take it personally when I get snippy, but instead will offer me some yogurt.

You know I'll always feed you when you are hungry or snippy  ;)

[Breathless Intent]

...will dance with me when we're both happy :)

[Mr Bigglesworth]

...will hug with me when either of us are sad.

[Mordred]

.. lets me know when I'm being bad.. in whatever way they decide a fitting punishment. Apart from sharp wooden objects! They tend to leave irritating scars that take literally centuries to heal.

[Skadii]

...knows when I need to laugh and keeps me guessing exactly how they will make that happen next!

[Autumn52]

...will hug with me when either of us are sad.

My perfect partner is someone who likes to hug. *smiles*