DnD 3.5 with GUCK Rules *free see first post* Dungeon Master/Players Wanted

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RubySlippers

I just want a group of friends in a fantasy realm over beers deciding to go off adventuring and well adventuring of all kinds from social (nailing some woman) to nailing some monster with a sharp blade and more old-school.

Starting maybe at Level 1 or 2, your supposed to be starting out so its unlikely they would be much better than that.

Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge: http://carnal.orfinlir.de/versions/guide0-6-0.pdf

Empyrean

I haven't played D&D in years. What would be allowed as far as races and classes?

RubySlippers

I need a DM its a DM/Players Wanted but if its 3.5 there are enough options for fun characters its a game I don't want too much seriousness and all that, I miss the classic names like an Elf called Bob Horner because its fun to have an elf named Bob Horner.  :D

hellrazoromega

This could be interesting, though I packed my 3.5 books away when I went to Pathfinder I might dust them off for something like this.

Voidknight

I'd be interested in playing certainly, I'm not a great GM though unfortunately.

wander

Interested, though I don't own the titular book, I have heard legends of it.

I do have however a Lvl 1 3.5 Rogue in my request thread, ready to go and eager to step out into adventure. :)

RubySlippers

Oh I plan to run a kinky cleric, likely a virgin but needs to lose it before 2nd level, so would be required to do several kinds of acts to prove her devotion to her religious order. Maybe using dice with various acts on them I have ideas for what to put on each die.

MasterMischief

Not to derail, but Golarion has a Sin Lord (Lady actually) of Lust just waiting to be brought back.

greenknight

Quote from: wander on July 26, 2015, 01:08:24 PM
Interested, though I don't own the titular book, I have heard legends of it.
You, too, can have it right here http://carnal.orfinlir.de/. Note: this is NOT the Book of Erotic Fantasy, by Gwen Kestrel and Duncan Scott.
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eBadger

Could be fun; I have a concept for a Paladin of a sex cult that I'd love to play at some point. 

Thorne

I could have sworn Calistria didn't have paladins.. >.> *flees*
I do have the book in question, and I have a game slot I'm not presently doing anything with. So, interest. ;p
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RubySlippers

Decided since its available free, link on first post, the Guide to Unlawful Knowledge will be better and it has funner Prestige Classes like the Sweet Tongue, and more fun rules for getting laid.

Hell this is supposed to be more a fun game for people, no need to get so serious, more fun is better and more people can play if the rules are free for the erotic side of the game.

eBadger

Who's being serious?

Wrote the pally up for a PF game:

   
Maki the Blue

Description & Background
The Blue Lotus House is shrouded in myth and mystery, a cult that mix religion and prostitution in a way few understand.  Most mistake the Blue Lotus for simple, if very esteemed, courtesans.  However, their faith is deep and true.  A gathering of talented oracles, the seers use the spiritual force of sex to perform rituals to create miracles and to touch upon the mysteries of the unknown.  The act of prostitution is considered divine and pure, both a duty and a privilege for the clergy to serve their secret goddess, spread the joy and tranquility of physical release, and provide prosperity for the House.  None are exempt from that call, but while some of the Blue show greater skill harnessing the spiritual others take the role of protectors and escorts.  From time to time, they are even knights errant, preventing foreseen disaster or righting injustice.  Few realize it, but these paladins are no less skilled than their more traditional brethren. 

Like most of the Blue, Maki was birthed by the goddess herself, sown by the seed of a unknown client.  The Blue served as her family and consoled her when the visions that came so easily to her sisters eluded her.  She quickly learned to love the path of protector, however, and her faith grew deeper rather than broke.  Her future with the House seemed certain and secure until the Solstice Orgy.  Every oracle touched upon the same vision: that Maki would have to undertake a journey to prevent some unknown catastrophe.  With a stalwart mien and the fondest of farewells from her sisters, she set upon an unknown course. 

Personality
Loyal, fair, accepting and supportive, Maki tries to present a dignified air of placid calm.  She's young, though, and her cheerful eagerness breaks through when excited by something new or carried away by the pleasure of religious rites.  She strives to lead by quiet example or polite encouragement rather than intimidation, although she will intervene more forcefully to protect the helpless.  In particular, Maki is dedicated to the protection of prostitutes and gravitates toward their activity peripherally, as a worker or even as a client. 

Sexuality
The Blue Lotus House teaches that all members must practice the holy rites of prostitution, an obligation Maki has never resented.  She is beautiful, young and skilled, and has never lacked for potential clients.  Respect is required of clients, but refusing a fee for selfish reasons - beauty, politics, or sexual preference for instance - is frowned upon, with the injunction that a priestess must find the beauty in each person and has a duty to grant them pleasure.  Maki is, therefore, very experienced and omnisexual.  Sex outside of commerce is fine, but relationships are not if they encourage monogamy and interfere with faith. 

Maki's own interpretation of scripture emphasizes the duty to impart pleasure as a carthartic safeguard against evil.  Ideally, it should push limits and be intense.  Bindings are particularly effective to help build lust before release.  Nor is consent always strictly required in the face of repression. 

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RubySlippers

Goody some draft things, after rolling crappy I fortunately invoked the re-roll option in 3.5 since my total bonus was +2? and had a 6 well even I would have issues with that altogether. My character will be a Conjurer I didn't roll badly but nothing outstanding my second time out but is workable. Thankfully the Conjurer as a Wizard sub-class in 3.5 is so much fun if one exploits its strong points.

Kept her kind of classical with a touch of the erotic. But Conjurers should have ample fun options besides the usually DnD ones after all summoning Celestials for sex partners could be amusing at high levels.


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Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 1
Result: 1, 6, 3, 5,
Total: 14

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 2
Result: 4, 3, 4, 3,
Total: 11

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 3
Result: 5, 3, 6, 1,
Total: 14

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 4
Result: 1, 1, 6, 6,
Total: 13

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 5
Result: 4, 3, 4, 4,
Total: 12

Roll Result: DianeK rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment: guck ability re-roll 6
Result: 4, 2, 4, 2,
Total: 10

ABILITY SCORES
Strength 8  -1
Dexterity 14  +2
Constitution 12  +1
Intelligence 14  +2
Wisdom 11  +0
Charisma 13  +1

FLAWS
1. Noncombatant
2. Pathetic (Strength)

FEATS (HUMAN)
(flaw bonus)  Sex Appeal
(flaw bonus)  Body to Die For
(enhanced summoning bonus feat) Augment Summoning
(human bonus)  Collegiate Wizard
(1st level)  Improved Initiative

TRAITS
Spellgifted

CONJURER CLASS FEATURES
Forbidden Schools: Evocation, Illusion and Necromancy
Enhanced Summoning
Focused Specialist
Rapid Summoning

SKILLS 
cc Bluff  2 Ranks  +3
Craft (Henna Body Art) 4 Ranks +6
Concentration 4 Ranks  +5
Knowledge (Arcana)  2 Ranks + 2 Feat  +6
Sexual Prowess  4 Ranks  +6
Spellcraft  2 Ranks  +4

SEX TRICKS
Dexterous Lover
Oral Sex Focus x2
Talk Dirty

1st Level Spells Known - Feat Provides 6 + Int 2 = 8
Spell DC
Cantrips = 12
1st Level = 13
Spells per Day
Cantrips = 3
1st Level = 1 [Conjuration 3]

Abjuration
Mage Armor
Divination
Identify
Enchantment
Ecstasy [GUCK]
Fascination [GUCK]
Conjuration
Benign Transposition
Summon Monster I
Playmate [GUCK]
Transmutation
Expeditious Retreat



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So right now we have RubySlippers and eBadger with characters.

I suppose I should check if anyone else wants to commit a character?

RubySlippers


eBadger

What level were you thinking, btw?  I have another notion that might suit GUCK better (silly thing doesn't have squat for paladins) but works better at a slightly higher level. 

Nys Vendatti
Elven Transmuter
116 years old, 5'8", 150 lbs.

Nys Vendatti
   
Nys Vendatti (Niss Venn dot ee) is the young scion of the Vendatti clan, a group of elves committed to trade, diplomacy and neutrality.  The clan has a long history as nomads and craftsman, and several hundred years ago used their travels and knowledge toward trade.  They now stand as a wealthy group with a mixed reputation: they are known to trade with anyone, for anything.  They are the source turned to for the exotic, strange, or blatantly illegal.  Recently they’ve gained both renown and condemnation as sellers of exceptional slaves. 

The physical appearance of the clan – silver hair and black nails - is said to derive from a history as dusk elves coupled with an influx of drow heritage, as they utilized marriage unions to gain entry into the markets of the underworld.  Relations are maintained to this day, and the Vendatti clan routinely roam the upper tunnels of the underdark.  Nys himself spent many summers during his youth with his beloved "Nana," a drow matriarch and the sister of his grandfather, the closest pure drow in his line.  Despite her fearsome reputation in the underdark, Nys is very fond of his Nana and often recounts stories of his adventures, mostly beginning with some sort of misbehavior - this sometimes gives him a unique viewpoint of understanding societies that don't adhere to the philosophies of men. 

As the only son of the Highlord Varthen Vendatti, a remote and stern if loving man, Nys was raised with a certain expectation to one day assume a role of leadership within the clan.  Despite this, the long lives of elven kind imply any ascension to serious leadership is centuries away.  Varthen holds noble titles from many lands, given as reward or purchased for the convenience of nobility, and some devolve to Nys as well; however, they put little stock in them, and the only one Nys views as anything more than a credential is his clan title: the Silver Prince of the Vendatti.  His training has been long and practical, including swordplay, magic and business.  He's also developed a talent for body art, including piercings and both temporary and permanent inks, and sometimes utilizes slaves or friends as his canvas.  Nys’ mother was killed when he was still a boy, about 70 years ago, when a lordling attacked them for transporting goods purchased from an enemy realm. 

Now still a young adult by elven standards, Nys is nevertheless well traveled and much older than most mortals he encounters.  His goals involve a swift rise to power, proving himself capable and bringing the Vendatti wealth and security.  As the only son of the Highlord, expectations of him are high – possibly unachievably so.  He is impatient and reckless by elven standards although most short lived races don’t have the same perspective on time.  He has never felt any lack of bravery or honor, though he views them much differently than traditional nobility.  Risk is foolish without promise of return and bringing the clan profit and success is the highest form of duty.  He'll certainly help the damsel in distress: he just won't be suicidal about it, and failure to compensate him for the deed, at least within their capability, would be offensive. 

His attitude towards others is likewise at times a bit mercenary, a carryover from his clan’s outlook toward business.  He values honesty, dislikes inflicting harm and understands antagonism is unproductive, but is ultimately goal driven and opportunity or desperation can quickly dismiss manners.   Friends are invaluable, but they don't expect favors for nothing.  A true ally is someone you can expect to keep their word; and those who can do so are very rare. 

Nys has extensive experience with slaves and sees nothing wrong with power and subservience, although the Vendatti are not typical of slavers.  The clan views them as cherished investments and decries unnecessary abuse as inhumane and an unforgivable waste of assets.  The family trade tends toward two markets: first, bondservants who are willingly sold into servitude to pay their own or family debts, with the expectation of training and placement where they will be a treasured asset with the possibility of eventual freedom: courtesans, artists, talented tradesmen and the like.  Many children have been sold to the clan by families incapable of providing for all their young or unable to provide a talented child's training to rise above subsistence. 

The second market involves those convicted of crimes and condemned to slavery.  Even here, however, the Vendatti have little taste for brutes or hardened convicts good for nothing but manual labor; instead they look for inexpensive, undeveloped talent, particularly among the young with an eye toward rehabilitation.  Like the other slaves, these are trained as investments and well cared for as valuable assets.  The Vendatti's insistence that even condemned criminals be able to earn their freedom back helps inspire loyalty and dedication; usually, purchase by the Nys is salvation from a much worse fate.  None of this is to say the clan never takes a firm hand, but the collar of servitude, a Vendatti trademark, is indicative of their way of thinking: better to shape and reward than to bully and force.  The Vendatti deal almost exclusively in humans and other short lived races; these creatures exist on a timeline that is a reasonable length of investment for long lived elves. 

Currently clan is the one thing sacred to Nys; nearly every action is weighed for its benefit to the family, and betrayal is unthinkable.  He would sacrifice anything to protect them – especially for his two younger sisters.

Orientation: Nys is strictly dominant, and primarily heterosexual. 
& Olivia Vendatti
Raven Familiar
A black raven with a single silver feather
Or sometimes human, early 20's, 120 lbs, 5'5", auburn hair and green eyes

Olivia Vendatti
   
Nys' familiar is a Raven named Olivia; as with other raven familiars she speaks common, with a lovely feminine voice.  In personality she is well matched to her master, if also a frequent source of frustration for him; she is normally submissive to men and a switch with women, highly sexual, voyeuristic and enjoys shocking others with periodic vulgarity and rudeness.  She takes particular delight in humiliating Nys' sexual partners: sometimes transforming simply to watch or taking advantage of his absence or distraction to taunt, tease, or torment.  Although bisexual, Nys has forbidden her from touching other men: something she finds "rather fucking annoying," but abides by with the dedication of a true submissive.  She is surprisingly (and rather pointlessly) kleptomaniac and often steals anything shiny and small that's left out, usually abandoning it once bored (although she is more capable of judging value than most humans, this rarely influences her desires.  She particularly prizes mirrors - she's a bit of a narcissist - bits of glass, beads, buttons, and coins).  She lives moment to moment, with no long term goals and a somewhat childish lack of foresight. 

Several years ago, Nys crafted a unique magical item for Olivia: a silver feather that allows her to alter her shape at will.  Both before and after this, the two have shared many intimate moments.  Although the shapes available to her are many, her favorite is a pale human woman. 

RubySlippers

Not e GM, but  was thinking lower level, but I wouldn't mind 2nd or 3rd Level say maybe just green to an advanced apprentice.

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So here are some character creation rules!

Level: 3
Stats: Roll 4d6 drop lowest six times and assign scores as you like
HP: max at 1st level, then roll at each level thereafter
Gold: 2700 gp
Flaws (from unearthed arcana): optional, up to two flaws

Special rules:
Everyone gets Sexual Prowess as a class skill and max ranks in it for free.
Everyone gets a subclass which is chosen from one of the prestige classes in GUCK, for example Beguilder 3. They don't need to meet the requirements. They get the class features but not the proficiencies or spells per day from the subclass. (It functions like a gestalt except that they don't get HD / skills / BAB / saves from the subclass.)

RubySlippers



Chulanowa


Thorne

I'm still debating whether I want to build some flavor of Tantrist..  I actually like the GUCK variant on the class, and a near-gestalt gives a little more freedom.. *skritchthink*
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RubySlippers

I'm working on mine, made a few changes, but she's a harmless cg conjurer.  O:)

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So while you work on your character sheets, here's the first adventure plot.


The local wizard had gone on vacation, and left his wizard tower in the care of his apprentice. One night, while attempting to summon some female companionship, the apprentice accidentally opened up a portal to the Plane of Lust. While sexy monsters spewed out of the newly created gate, the apprentice managed to escape and activate the tower's emergency wards behind him, sealing in the monsters.

That wasn't the end of it however; the apprentice knew that he was going to be thrashed to within an inch of his life if his master returned and found out what happened. So, he went to the nearest tavern to hire some brave and/or foolish adventurers to defeat the monsters and close the portal, so that he could then clean up the tower and pretend nothing happened. The apprentice knew a spell to create a small opening in the wards for the adventurers to enter the tower. But once they entered, the wards would keep them in until they closed the portal and deactivated the alarm.

Fortunately, the tower wasn't too tall - only four floors. Piece of cake, right?

Thorne

Piece.. of cake? Them's fighting words... of the variety wherein there's going to be fighting involved in the long term... ^.~

Anyway. Given the slapdash fashion this was put together, there may be math inconsistencies. Or something else that ain't right....
Point 'em out, I'll fix 'em.

Niruwen Silverdance   CR 3
Female Elf Monk 3
LN Medium Humanoid

Niruwen is a tall, sleek figure in flowing silks that do more to highlight (and support) her charms than conceal them. A casual eye might dismiss her, she makes no real effort to appear dangerous, other than the graceful way she moves through a crowd, both elegant and, to the eye that pays attention, deadly.
For all that, she bears a sweet, serene smile most of the time, and her manner is friendly, if somewhat off-putting - she almost never speaks.

CRUNCH
Init +3; Senses Low-Light Vision; Listen +5, Spot +7
Languages Common, Elven
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AC 16, touch 16, flat-footed 13
. . (+3 Dex)
hp 28 (3d8+6)
Diamond Body (Su), Immunity to Sleep
Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6
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Speed 40ft.
Melee weapon Flurry of Blows +0/+0 () and
. . Masterwork Quarterstaff +3 (1d6) and
. . Unarmed Strike +2 (1d6)
Ranged weapon Sling +5 (1d4)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Base Atk +2; Grp +2
Atk Options Flurry of Blows (-2, 1 extra attack)
Combat Gear Bullets, Sling, Flurry of Blows, Masterwork Quarterstaff, Sling, Unarmed Strike
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Abilities Str 11 Dex 16 Con 14 Int 7 Wis 16 Cha 11
SQ +2 to saves vs Enchantments, Combat Reflexes, Endurance, Improved Armor Class, Improved Speed (+10 ft), Improved Unarmed Damage (1d6), Improved Unarmed Strike, Racial Skill Bonus, Still Mind (Ex), Stunning Fist (DC 15) (3/day), Subtype - Elf, Type - Humanoid
Feats Combat Reflexes, Elven Weapon Proficiencies, Endurance, Improved Unarmed Strike, Monk Weapon Proficiencies, Stunning Fist (DC 15) (3/day), Two-weapon Fighting
Skills Climb +2, Craft: Alchemy +0, Escape Artist +5, Jump +4, Listen +5, Search +0, Sense Motive +5, Spot +7, Tumble +5
Possessions
Equipped: Staff, Monk's Outfit, Flask
Carried: Sling, pouch of sling bullets (50)
Handy Haversack (18 @ 28.5 lbs): Bedroll, Rations, trail (10), Rope, silk (50 ft.), Torch (2), Sunrod (2), Waterskin, Mirror (small steel).
Pouch, belt (7 @ 2.02 lbs): Flint and steel, Tindertwig, Money.
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+2 to saves vs Enchantments +2 save bonus vs Enchantments.
Combat Reflexes You can make extra attacks of opportunity.
Endurance +4 to a variety of skill checks. Sleep in L/M armor with no fatigue.
Evasion (Ex) You take no damage from a successful reflex save.
Flurry of Blows (-2, 1 extra attack) Make Flurry of Blows attack as a full action.
Immunity to Sleep You are immune to Sleep effects.
Improved Armor Class The Monk adds his Wisdom bonus to AC, more at higher levels.
Improved Speed (+10 ft) The Monk adds 10 or more feet to his base speed.
Improved Unarmed Damage (1d6) The Monk does lethal damage with his unarmed strikes.
Improved Unarmed Strike Unarmed strikes don't cause attacks of opportunity, and can be lethal.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in low light, distinguishing color and detail.
Racial Skill Bonus You gain a bonus to some skills (already counted).
Still Mind (Ex) +2 to saves against enchantment spells and effects.
Stunning Fist (DC 15) (3/day) You can stun an opponent with an unarmed attack.
Subtype - Elf Subtype for a set of humanoids who share a common origin and language.
Type - Humanoid Unless otherwise noted humanoids have these features.

Niruwen has not, in the grand scheme of things, been seeking enlightenment so very long. From her perspective, at least - although a century certainly seems like a long time to a human. She drifts like a butterfly, here and there and nowhere...

Tantric Master:
Student of Perfection (Ex): Tantric masters are Monks,
although they meditate on alternative methods of
achieving physical and spiritual enlightenment. As such,
a Tantric master gains the unarmed attack bonus,
unarmed damage, AC bonus, and unarmored speed as if
he were a monk of whose level equalled his monk level +
Tantric master level. Those who manage to meet the
requirements for this class who are not Monks gain these
abilities as if a Monk equal to only their Tantric master
level.

Bonus technique: The Tantric master receives a bonus
technique

Glamorous Ward (Su): The Tantric Master fights best
when fighting with no armor, and adds his Charisma
modifier to his AC as a Deflection bonus when he or she
is wearing as little clothing as possible. This represents
the Tantric Masters aura of solipsistic confidence.
In order to receive this bonus, the Tantric Master must be
wearing no armor, no cloak, cape, or mantle, no robe, no
vest, vestment, or shirt, no belt, and no boots. If one type
of item is worn, the bonus is halved (round down).

Delightful touch (Ex): As a Monk uses Ki and Pressure
points to Stun his foes, the Tantric master can use the
same principles to induce pleasure. Once per day per
level, a Tantric master can make a Pleasure touch against
a victim (but no more than once per round). This is a
melee attack that ignores natural armor bonuses and
causes 2d6 points of SRP damage. The use must be
announced before any attack rolls are made, and if all
attacks in a round miss, the Pleasure touch is wasted.

Sexual Disease immunity (Ex): Through his sexual
practices and his use of Ki, the Tantric master becomes
immune to all sexually transmitted diseases, magical and
mundane.

Sexual Prowess: 6 ranks, no modifier

Techniques Known: Dexterous lover, Fast recovery, Intuitive Lover, Powerful Lover, Spiritual Lover, Afterglow, Muscular Control, Wild Lover

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Chulanowa

Gut my ass beat at work today. I have a basic outline, but specific stuff is gonna have to wait until the pain stops.  :-X

eBadger

I haven't forgotten this either - just struggling to decide between a potentially fun pally concept and the amusement of the GUCK spell list for a caster. 

RubySlippers


eBadger

Going with my pally, decided to just get a few quirky magic items to augment.   Will have her up soon. 

Chulanowa

Gonna go ahead and get my rolls out of the way, though.

Dice

Result: 3, 4, 3, 5, = 12 (+1)
Result: 1, 4, 5, 6, = 15 (+2)
Result: 1, 1, 1, 2, = 4 (-3)
Result: 1, 2, 1, 1, = 4 (-3)
Result: 6, 5, 3, 2, = 14 (+2)
Result: 4, 2, 4, 2, = 10 (+0)

Oh my fucking god. Okay, since that's a total mod of MINUS ONE, I'm re-rolling...

dice 2.0

Result: 2, 1, 6, 6, = 14 (+2)
Result: 4, 2, 4, 2, = 10 (+0)
Result: 2, 1, 3, 1, = 6 (-2)
Result: 5, 2, 3, 4, = 12 (+1)
Result: 5, 6, 6, 6, = 18 (+4)
Result: 4, 1, 2, 3, = 9 (-1)

Well... As per the PHB, it's workable... I'd rather have to +2's than one +4, though, yuck.

Any chance I can re-roll that 6 and get...
Result: 5, 4, 3, 3, = 12 (+1)
Instead?

eBadger

   
Maki the Blue
Human Paladin
Character Sheet

Description & Background
The Blue Lotus House is shrouded in myth and mystery, a cult that mix religion and prostitution in a way few understand.  Most mistake the Blue Lotus for simple, if very esteemed, courtesans.  However, their faith is deep and true.  A gathering of talented oracles, the seers use the spiritual force of sex to perform rituals to create miracles and to touch upon the mysteries of the unknown.  The act of prostitution is considered divine and pure, both a duty and a privilege for the clergy to serve their secret goddess, spread the joy and tranquility of physical release, and provide prosperity for the House.  None are exempt from that call, but while some of the Blue show greater skill harnessing the spiritual others take the role of protectors and escorts.  From time to time, they are even knights errant, preventing foreseen disaster or righting injustice.  Few realize it, but these paladins are no less skilled than their more traditional brethren. 

Like most of the Blue, Maki was birthed by the goddess herself, sown by the seed of a unknown client.  The Blue served as her family and consoled her when the visions that came so easily to her sisters eluded her.  She quickly learned to love the path of protector, however, and her faith grew deeper rather than broke.  Her future with the House seemed certain and secure until the Solstice Orgy.  Every oracle touched upon the same vision: that Maki would have to undertake a journey to prevent catastrophe in a far away tower.  With a stalwart mien and the fondest of farewells from her sisters, she set upon an unknown course. 

Personality
Loyal, fair, accepting and supportive, Maki tries to present a dignified air of placid calm.  She's young, though, and her cheerful eagerness breaks through when excited by something new or carried away by the pleasure of religious rites.  She strives to lead by quiet example or polite encouragement rather than intimidation, although she will intervene more forcefully to protect the helpless.  In particular, Maki is dedicated to the protection of prostitutes and gravitates toward their activity peripherally, as a worker or even as a client. 

Sexuality
The Blue Lotus House teaches that all members must practice the holy rites of prostitution, an obligation Maki has never resented.  She is beautiful, young and skilled, and has never lacked for potential clients.  Respect is required of clients, but refusing a fee for selfish reasons - beauty, politics, or sexual preference for instance - is frowned upon, with the injunction that a priestess must find the beauty in each person and has a duty to grant them pleasure.  Maki is, therefore, very experienced and omnisexual, although she tends to prefer women.  Sex outside of commerce is fine, but relationships are not if they encourage monogamy and interfere with faith. 

O/o's
I'm more interested in acquiring playthings than becoming one, and I don't really want to play Maki as pregnant (I'm fine if she somehow knocks up someone else). 

Chulanowa

Well, the sheet is still a work in progress - nearly finished, but I'm having to re-learn some 3.5 stuff, now that pathfinder is intuitive :) But! I do have a character!

Name: Renard "Renny" Poeuff
Race: Lupin (Dragon Compendium, p.18)
Classes: Cloistered Cleric of Sune 1, Fighter 2
Subclass: Sweet Tongue 3
Sheet: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=571047

Background:
   The city of Averness is famed for two things; its temples, and its festivals. And at the center of each is the Tabernacle of Fountains, a courtyard of bubbling water, rosy marble and fragrant flowers jointly dedicated to the goddesses Sune and Sharess. Holy matchmakers, sacred lovers, and learned scholars and advisers work, teach, and ah, play together within the interior chambers of the library and gather hall, and supplicants are welcomed with perfume and dance. But even Averness is not without its threats; many times in the past, more conservative factions have strove to take advantage of times of unrest to drive the Sunites from the city. To guard the temple then, is an elite cadre of protectors, the Crimson Guard. Perhaps ironically for a temple dedicated to a goddess who favors cats, most of the crimson Guard came from the city's rather substantial Lupin population.

   Renny was practically born into this life; his mother was one of the guard, his father... well, he knew his mother, and with the temple helping raise the whelp, he never had to worry too much about his father. He was inducted as an acolyte, learning of the hundred high holy days of Sharess, - and the two hundred and sixty-five low holy days. He learned liturgy, dogma, everything a young acolyte might need to know. Mostly he learned how to follow old Lemo around on his rounds, keeping the grounds clean and sculpted. As a young teenager he was taught minor blessings and rites, and when he was old enough... Renny was fully inducted into the temple in a haze of pink incense smoke and unforgettable sensations.

   As much as he certainly enjoyed performing his duties among the clergy and supplicants, as fulfilling as the lessons and celebrations were though, Renny was restless; He wanted to adventure!. To go beyond the temple. To follow his mother's path and earn his way to the Crimson Guard. he could not join the order of Freedom Paladins without making a name for himself, however, learning the way of the world. To that end, he needed a quest - Through a ritual Joining, the High Priestess of Sune guided him, showed him a vision of the Goddesses, of how he could gain their favor.
   
   Two mornings later, he was on the road, sword on his hip and cloak on his back (and not much else between), setting forth to achieve his Quest!

Personality:
   Renny is cute, but just a little dumb. He hates being described in "dog" terms, but well, he's rather puppyish. Eager, loyal, friendly, and shockingly honest, Renny would have trouble lying in bed if it weren't for gravity. In his mind, he's a Big Damn Hero, destined for songs in the taverns and the idolization of younger adventurers. A romantic at heart, Renny sees himself as a valiant cause for good. Or at least pleasantness. He tries to be chivalrous, but women are just so... nice! And so is beer. And parties. Put all three together and Renny's likely to be gone a few days. he values freedom highly for himself, his companions, and others. He doesn't get angry easily, but wrongly imprisoning, enslaving, or controlling another is a good way to see what that's like.

Sexuality:
   Renny is a cleric of Sune; love and relations are open concepts to him. he tends to prefer the feminine, aesthetically (even for himself) but could probably be best classified as pansexual. Renny's not one for "loving and leaving," at least not on his own judgment. Anyone worth bedding is worth keeping as a friend, as far as he's considered.

RubySlippers

Okay we have a Paladin and a Cleric/Fighter so lets see what I can whip up.


Lunais

Not as familiar with GUCK/3.5 in general, but I'd be willing to jump in if there's still room. I have an idea for a Rogue character.

RubySlippers

That would be good I was holding off running a wizard type due to a too small a group, not sure of the GUCK overlay however but Conjurers are still so fun to play exploiting the rules to not run one and properly designed will be a force to be reckoned with and I plan to take Craft Wonderous Item its such a good feat for many uses to the creative mage. And I can start out with something of her own devising more powerful than if she picked something from the standard list (making it herself).

Chulanowa

Kay, got my sheet up. Anyone feel like giving it a look-over to see if I have any error or just... stupid stuff? Feats and equipment both were making me derp the hell out.

Autocad

Yay sheets! I'll look them over, but do we have a volunteer to be a dedicated auditor?

RubySlippers

My sheet is half done, my father is in the hospital, so was distracted but he's on the mend. whew Thankfully.

RubySlippers

Brandie Lixx, Conjurer and Tentacle Mistress


She's on Top  :-*

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=568808

Description: Fit and rarely dressed, much, she favors her talisman, a smile and very little clothing a belt with pouches and a dagger, a G-string thong combo and well boots but does wear a cloak if she needs to cover up but usually lets it all hang out and its damned attractive hanging out. Mostly for need she needs to pop out tentacles so the less she wears the better. But she is shapely, attractive and wholesome. She does have two rucksacks with straps for carrying things like her spell book.

History

Chulanowa


RubySlippers

Done, just add some tentacles and the fact she is likely virtually nude but no ravishing she just likes her tentacles for play and combat, but need to change a flaw.

eBadger

I love the porn star name, btw. 

Quote from: Lunais on September 27, 2015, 07:03:07 PM
Not as familiar with GUCK/3.5 in general, but I'd be willing to jump in if there's still room. I have an idea for a Rogue character.

As the only response was in passing, just wanted to say Yes, please submit a character!  We're still a pretty small group, and a rogue would be very useful.  Someone has to get everyone out of the inevitable bondage. 

Chulanowa


Thorne

And since when is it inevitable?
Although with tentacles in the mix (and please, don't wave those at me with intent - those are not a thing I am interested in in any way), I suppose an argument could be made...
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RubySlippers

But Tentacles are FUN, the more and better they get the more options one gets. ^_^

And all my summoned critters have tentacles to.

TheGlyphstone

Any chance there's still a slot for this? I just like making characters, and could use some low-key smut right now.

eBadger

If bondage isn't inevitable, this is a shit plane of lust.  ...also Maki is a shit seductress.  We don't need the tower denizens to start the bondage.   

Thorne - Niruwen, Female Elven Monk/Tantric Master
eBadger - Maki, Female Human Paladin/Seductress
Chulanowa - Renny, Male Lupin Cleric1/Fighter2/Sweet Tongue
RubySlippers - Brandie, Female Human Conjurer/Tentacle Mistress

I can't speak for Autocad, but it seems like a pretty small group so far. 

Thorne

Quote from: RubySlippers on September 30, 2015, 09:39:10 PM
But Tentacles are FUN, the more and better they get the more options one gets. ^_^

And all my summoned critters have tentacles to.

Might be fun for you, but they give me the creeping shivers, so .. please point them at someone who likes them. Thanks. ^^;

I have no idea what the selection criteria is, Glyph, but no one's said anything about no more characters, so ... the more the merrier?
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You forgot Lunais' rogue-in-progress - there's 4 confirmed players and one possible, but Autocad (based on previous games) generally seems to prefer 4-person groups over 6-person groups, so I wanted to be sure.

But hey, why not. Like I said, I just like making characters, so let's see what stats I can get out of this.

13, 16, 14, 6!, 14, 12.

Well that is thoroughly mediocre. I suppose I can wrangle a Barbarian/Ravager out of that - bulging muscles and dumber than the proverbial post.

I'll call him Kickstand.

Lunais

Nesrin
Female(?) Human Rogue 3 (Born Masochist)
Character Sheet

Nesrin has always had what you call "sticky fingers".

The lad had been famous for it. Growing up in a small town of only about a hundred people, he quickly became infamous for it, as even the smallest deeds of larceny were far and away the largest disruptions the tiny hamlet had to deal with. Compared to the kinds of things that happened in the city, of course, it was next to nothing. An apple here, a loaf of bread there. The biggest "heist" he ever committed was finding someone's dropped wedding ring on the ground and keeping it for himself - not that there was anyone he could sell it to in a village of 30 houses. Everyone would have recognized whose it was instantly.

Needless to say, he had become an outcast rather quickly, as the single criminal in an otherwise peaceful creekside village. He had put up with it as a child, but he was almost twenty years old, now - "I don't have to stick around and deal with this," he said to himself, as he packed his things and headed off to the horizon.

Of course, a cheap, hand-made wedding ring wouldn't buy much bread, even in the city. It wasn't like the kinds of wedding rings you saw on rich aristocrats, with gems and engravings. It was basically a metal circle, weighing less than the gold piece it would fetch. If he was going to make it on his own, he had to actually pull something off - and Nesrin had just the plan.

There was an abandoned wizard's tower a few miles from the edge of town. Wizards liked to set up shop in secluded areas, but as far as anyone in town could tell, the place was empty - not once had anyone been seen entering or leaving. Him and the kids used to play around it sometimes when he was younger, daring each other to touch the ivy-covered walls. Now, he returned as an adult, with a more direct purpose. An abandoned wizard's lair was bound to have some magic knick-knacks laying around. He could break in, palm what he could carry, and fence it off as soon as he hit the city. He'd lived there his whole life without seeing any movement at all behind the darkened glass windows of that place - what would there be to stop him?

Cocky as ever, he smashed the second floor window with a thrown rock, slowly climbing up the ivy and tumbling inside. It wasn't as dusty as he thought it would be, but Nesrin didn't spare a moment to think on his surroundings - the first thing he saw when he looked up was a wide-open chest full of every kind of object.

"Jackpot!" Dashing across the room, heedless of any kind of ward or alarm he may have tripped, he jammed both of his hands into the open box, sifting through it before pulling out a shining dagger, complete with some sort of gem in the hilt. Just like he thought, whatever wizard had once lived in this place had left behind tons of valuable stuff. Now all he needed to do was-




"...Ughh..." Nesrin's head pounded as he slowly regained consciousness. The moment he had lifted the dagger out of the box, there had been some kind of electric shock. That was the last thing he remembered. Now, his surroundings seemed different...he was still in the tower, but a different room of it. No windows, and nothing but wall-to-wall bookshelves surrounding him. The only other features of the room were a faint light near the ceiling, a stairwell down, and...a man, sitting at a desk, with a book in his hand.

He closed it and set it down on the table before him, before turning to face the intruder. "I was beginning to wonder if you would awake at all." His cruel voice admitted, without a hint of sympathy.

Nesrin felt awful - not just from the pain that had forced him into unconsciousness, but his entire body felt wrong. "Who are...I thought...the tower was..." His voice sounded very different from before - much higher pitched. It wasn't until the thief looked down that Nesrin let out an all-too-feminine scream.

"What did you do to me?!" The man across from Nesrin only smirked, as he - she - powerlessly fondled the newfound weights on her chest. "Just be grateful that I did not kill you." The wizard interrupted her chaotic thoughts, "I have not been given such an opportunity in quite some time..."

Nesrin could only stare upwards at him from the floor, trying desperately to hold back tears. Her throat wouldn't move, but her eyes begged for answers. "I am quite a bit older than I look, you see. And I have been sealed in this tower - my own study - for longer than I care to know...and by my own master, at that." He recounted with disgust. "The story is long and, quite honestly, tangential. The only thing you need to know is that I, and I alone, of course, am forbidden from leaving this tower. No magic item within these walls has the power to change that."

"Long have I waited for some unfortunate fool to wander into my clutches...you see, what I need from you, is an artifact that can break the seal of this tower."

"E-E-Even if I had something like that, why would I give it to you?!" Nesrin squeaked, covering her breasts with her arms in a pitiful attempt at a protected stance. "Because if you want to be rid of those, you'll do as I say. Most of the magically-inclined can only manage temporary polymorphs, but you'll find that this particular variation is quite permanent."

Nesrin's face fell further, her arms slumping to the ground in defeat. "Oh, I had other options, of course. A Geas, perhaps some form of enchantment...but such things are hardly reliable. They don't last long enough, and on top of that, any old uppity cleric can wave their arms and be done with the thing. But unless the state of magic has changed drastically in the past few decades, you'll have quite a hard time finding a mage who can undo what I've done...and besides, it isn't as though my request is some colossal trial. I need a simple, seal-breaking artifact, nothing more."

"...And...And you think...I can do that?" The girl asked weakly. "Well, you do seem to have a penchant for sneaking into the abodes of wizards and stealing their artifacts. You can keep that dagger, by the way." He pointed out, "All you need to do is find some way to get me out of this accursed structure, and I'll gladly restore your original form. Until then, let those heavy weights on your chest serve as a constant...encouragement."

"Oh, and before I forget...since you seem to enjoy my artifacts so much, have another one." With a wave of the wizard's hand, a black, leather collar tightened itself around Nesrin's neck. She immediately tried to pull it away, but there was no way she could pull it over her chin. Though, with the loss of her adam's apple, it wasn't quite as uncomfortable as she would have imagined. "I wouldn't suggest trying to remove it. It is magical, after all. I just don't want any nine-month delays on your quest, as I've waited far too long already."

Less than an hour ago, Nesrin had been a man on his way to make it big in the city, leaving behind a boring life of ostracization. And now, that very same Nesrin lie completely defeated on the ground, trapped, feminized, and forced to wear a collar, rubbing salt in her wound of forced subservience.

"Now, then. I'll be teleporting you...somewhere" His maps were years and years out of date, and he honestly had no idea what the lands outside were even like nowadays. But perhaps if he picked a city at random, it would happen to still be there. "S-Somewhere?! What do you mean somewhere?!" Filled with rage now, the girl stood to her feet, stumbling as her center of mass and weight distribution were completely alien, but still able to ball her right hand into a fist. "You can't--"

"Toodles."

And with that, her surroundings changed again, in a single nauseating instant that caused her to fall flat on her behind - in some back-alley of a city she had never heard of nor been to. Her rage, without a target, was forced to subside, as the collared girl slowly pushed herself up to her feet, using a nearby stone wall as support.

"...Even if I find your damn artifact, how am I supposed to get back home from here?!"

Personality
Pessimistic, arrogant, and bitingly sarcastic, Nesrin will be the first to speak her mind if she has anything on it. She doesn't have much sympathy towards most people, and though she is usually in the game of life for herself, the people she does form bonds with, she will fight to protect. She hasn't truly known love from anyone, even her family, and practically expects the world to slap her around given half the chance - and because of her lowered expectations, she's often clueless as to what to do when faced with genuine kindness from another.

Sexuality
Nesrin is still a virgin, and that on top of being transformed into a woman leaves her very, very confused. Chances are, she won't get the slow-and-steady sexual catch-up that she would prefer. Her lack of familiarity with her female body makes it very difficult for her to control, and that combined with her general impulsiveness, leaves her very likely to wake up in someone's bed trying to piece together how she got there.

Chulanowa

Quote from: Thorne on September 30, 2015, 11:14:14 PM
Might be fun for you, but they give me the creeping shivers, so .. please point them at someone who likes them. Thanks. ^^;

I have no idea what the selection criteria is, Glyph, but no one's said anything about no more characters, so ... the more the merrier?

While we're on the topic of Squee vs. Squick... Anyone have issues with knotting cocks? 'Cause, uh... -Points at the dog-faced boy- yeeeah.

Thorne

Quote from: Chulanowa on October 01, 2015, 08:08:40 PM
While we're on the topic of Squee vs. Squick... Anyone have issues with knotting cocks? 'Cause, uh... -Points at the dog-faced boy- yeeeah.

For my part .. I haven't run into it enough to have a functional opinion. Might depend on handling, and.. this is not a sentence that is going to work. Let me try that again.
That one, I would have to see how it is written and roleplayed before I make a hard decision. Put it on my 'ehhh..' list, for now. YMMV.
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Eh, I had it on my list of 'nevers' a moment ago, but the more I thought about it, the more I figured it'd be fine. I'm cool with dog-people, it's just actual dogs that are a different story.

Character sheet is finished and edited into my bio post along with some more character notes. Should be ready to play now unless I missed something. I don't have any books, so I was just going off of what was on d20srd.

My stat rolls were...uh...well, I have a positive modifier to one of them, at least. I'm fine with her being average, though - she's basically a small-time bread thief who was given a magic dagger and told to go steal stuff. Like, actual stuff and not just food.

Chulanowa

Quote from: Lunais on October 02, 2015, 12:56:21 AM
Eh, I had it on my list of 'nevers' a moment ago, but the more I thought about it, the more I figured it'd be fine. I'm cool with dog-people, it's just actual dogs that are a different story.

Character sheet is finished and edited into my bio post along with some more character notes. Should be ready to play now unless I missed something. I don't have any books, so I was just going off of what was on d20srd.

My stat rolls were...uh...well, I have a positive modifier to one of them, at least. I'm fine with her being average, though - she's basically a small-time bread thief who was given a magic dagger and told to go steal stuff. Like, actual stuff and not just food.

Standard rules are that if your total modifiers are less than +2, you can re-roll 'em. Just check out that godawful array I came up wih the first time around  :P

eBadger

Quote from: Chulanowa on October 01, 2015, 08:08:40 PM
While we're on the topic of Squee vs. Squick... Anyone have issues with knotting cocks? 'Cause, uh... -Points at the dog-faced boy- yeeeah.

I'm...no less interested in it, I guess? 

The stat-gods were kind to me, which is beyond unusual: normally I'm a great fan of the point buy system.  Fortunate, though, for a pally, even if they aren't as stat-intensive as they used to be. 


Lunais

Quote from: Chulanowa on October 02, 2015, 01:16:41 AM
Standard rules are that if your total modifiers are less than +2, you can re-roll 'em. Just check out that godawful array I came up wih the first time around  :P

Meh, I think I'll keep them just for characterization reasons. (I'm intentionally trying to make her weak in a lot of aspects...not completely useless though) If the plot calls for a "damsel-in-distress", Nesrin could be the go-to.

Relationship-wise, I could see her warming up to Lenny. Their character points have a couple of good intersections to build off of (the "freedom is important" aspect on his side, and the "this person is being nice to me that's weird" aspect on her side).

EDIT: After re-reading the rules, I think I actually will re-roll just to get some CON, since with no CON modifier she would end up needing 8 hours of rest after basically any sexual encounter (becoming Fatigued)...I don't want to drag down the party.

EDIT2: Re-rolls are done.

Chulanowa


RubySlippers

Just need some mundane equipment, I'm going to make a minor magic item or two more for her a Self-Repairing Outfit (Skimpy Silks) and maybe something else. Nothing game changing, I love Craft Wonderous Items it rewards creativity. Anyone need something made in game I place to artifice magic items one item I had in mind a sword that is +1 and delivers a big orgasm spell when used but I need another Feat for that. Note I have School limits but still have some good ones.

CarnivalOfTheGoat

Is this booked up? Also, what sort of post-rate are folks expecting? It looks like Autocad has posted to this a little under a week ago, and then a week before that. So is this only going to be weekly-ish?

Also will there be a sub-board for any erotic situations which don't involve the entire party (so that the main party doesn't come to a screeching halt) or how will that be handled (as that is a thing I've seen be problematic before on Elliquiy)?

Considering Bard 1/Duskblade 2/Dominatrix 3...Because whips. Also chains. And excite me. <_<  >:)

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Thorne

... You look strangely familiar. ^^;

I /think/ I have all of Niruwen's kit sorted and all. Someone will probably be wishing I'd got a little more history in for her, but my muse is being a brat. :/
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Quote from: Thorne on October 07, 2015, 12:21:49 AM
... You look strangely familiar. ^^;

I /think/ I have all of Niruwen's kit sorted and all. Someone will probably be wishing I'd got a little more history in for her, but my muse is being a brat. :/

Tch! You must be mistaken. You'll never recognize me when I...play a character who is exactly what she looks like!

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Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

Chulanowa

Quote from: CarnivalOfTheGoat on October 07, 2015, 12:52:32 AM
Tch! You must be mistaken. You'll never recognize me when I...play a character who is exactly what she looks like!

It's 3.5! You'll take nineteen templates AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

CarnivalOfTheGoat

Quote from: Chulanowa on October 08, 2015, 01:19:29 AM
It's 3.5! You'll take nineteen templates AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

Heh.

The joke was that the first campaign I was in with Thorne, I played a tibbit who stayed in cat form for about 90% of the adventure and only wered into human shape during the last few posts. She spent most of the game lying in the sun watching the other PCs getting into trouble, only stepping in when necessary to help out and provide advice. So...The PC who wasn't obviously part of the party, there was just this weird cat following them...

And heck, you KNOW what's going on in Carrion Crown right now. So that's two games in a row with Thorne where my PC has been concealing its true nature. At least Senthaynatrix is interacting obviously with the party, so that shtick won't last. The tibbit was a hell of a lot of fun to play until the DM left.

...Huh. And speaking of the DM leaving...

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Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

eBadger

Hey now, we had a very nice conversation about mice and being a vegetarian. 

Autocad

Status update guys and girls, I'm still alive, but I'll be on a few trips over the next month so posting will be sporadic, response time may vary between daily and weekly.


Chulanowa

Quote from: HopeFox on October 30, 2015, 08:47:35 PM
I don't suppose you're still open to new players? I'd love to get some smutty 3.5 D&D going on, and I'm sure I can come up with whatever character is wanted to fill the holes in the current party.

... I failed my Innuendo check, didn't I?

Hopefully Autocad's schedule clears up soon!

CarnivalOfTheGoat

Just dropping by to note I'm still interested, but...I am curious how often this happens, Autocad. If a GM takes off for multiple months out of the year, that might be a thing to consider. It's worth bearing in mind how much posting tends to drop during December anyway...

I'm not a 'everybody post once a day!' kind of player, but if it drops to once a week I'm probably not going to retain much interest, because the game isn't going to progress very much at that speed.

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Games I seek:
Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

CarnivalOfTheGoat

It seems that Autocad has been posting on other E forums for the past several days but not really on this one.

Ruby, do you want to open this to another DM?

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Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

Chulanowa


Thorne

Yar.. and I would kind of like to see what Niruwen shapes into ...
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I think at this point it depends on whether or not RubySlippers has lost interest. It's her thread!

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Games I seek:
Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

tyr4n02r

Room for one more? Avid Pathfinder player, so I'll have to learn 3.5, but I'd love an in. Could someone walk me through the major differences (if anyone knows?)

Also, any rules on classes?
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RubySlippers

Not exactly I wanted a more by the books game starting at low level and developing some, and not really hard adventuring more being active say in a city and getting involved in various situation some on her back. Starting at higher level with a prestige class isn't of interest to me I want to earn a prestige class.

tyr4n02r

So variant is okay? No limit on races?

Do we have a comprehensive list of who's playing what? Do it matter?

I was looking for that fun flavor text such as "Tentacle Mistress." Where do I find those?

Also, I'm almost entirely certain that the Archetypes in "Shards or Eros" refer to Pathfinder. Are we actually playing Pathfinder, or are they just so close in engine that they don't matter? (again, pardon my lack of 3.5 knowledge.)
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Thorne

Most of the difference is in what the classes get, available classes, and how skills are set up and points allocated.

There are a couple of sheet builders that will do most of the above-mentioned for free. I think there's an excel mod floating around called Hero Forge that isn't terrible.
Doesn't support any of the adult splat books that I know of, but it will walk you through basic classes, at least.
I used Herolabs' builder, but they want money. ^^;
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Buster Hyman
Desert Half-Elf
Class: Fighter 3
Subclass: Tantric Master 3
Neutral Good

Statblock
Buster Hyman
M Neutral Good Desert Half-Elf Fighter 3/, Level 3, Init 2, HP 34/34, Speed 30
AC 17, Touch 13, Flat-footed 15, Fort 7, Ref 3, Will 3, Base Attack Bonus 3   
  Longsword +1 (1d8, 19-20/x2)
  Masterwork Halberd +1 (1d10, x3)
  Masterwork Composite Shortbow (60 of 60) 4+1 (1d6, x3)
  Masterwork Studded Leather,   Masterwork Buckler (+3 Armor, +1 Shield, +2 Dex, +1 Deflect)
Abilities Str 18, Dex 15, Con 18, Int 17, Wis 15, Cha 16
Condition None

Personality: Good natured, disciplined, kind. Snarky, humorous and yet still imposing, he usually finds his way working at bars because of this. Gruff enough to scare riffraff, pleasant enough to invite patrons. This is also why he is usually the guy selected to be the physical escort for various clients. Learning from his past, he simply wants to treat all people with respect. He meets disrespect with equal vigor, however. He tries to maintain a level of professionalism, not letting too much fun interfere with the task at hand.

Sexuality: He is very comfortable around various erotic dwellings, but tries to keep his perspective on the erotic arts as a spiritual endeavor. He refrains from self-masturbation the best he can, as he feels it lessens the sexual experience. He doesn't always succeed at either self-imposed edicts, which he accepts reluctantly, as everyone needs a bit of rest and succor. Heterosexual by preference, but a blowjob's a blowjob, right?

Backstory:
Growing up in a desert city under a human father who had a religious crusade against prostitution and debauchery, Buster Hyman was always looked down upon fiercely, but never understood why. Maybe it was the ears... He grew up believing his father's rhetoric, growing a spiteful hand against the unclean harlots that roamed the streets of his town. As he came of age, he studied and trained to become a member of the guard. As his fighting and training finally ended, he was denied access to the ceremony. When he confronted his mentors with this, they sighed heavily and told him to ask his father about the conditions of his birth. The answer was earth-shattering...

"Your mother was an elven whorish witch, slain for her misdeeds. Even a man as strong as I can succumb to such witchcraft…"

Shocked to find his father a false prophet, he finally was able to explain his circumstances. The city always KNEW this! All the aggression was misplaced. This inquisition he had been born to participate in was exterminating innocent people to cover up their own poor decisions and lifestyle.

"I gave you a chance to escape your mother's sins! I gave you th~"

*PUNCH*

Angry and disgusted, at about everything, he grabbed his father's shield and halberd, the symbol of the royal guard. The charlatan didn't deserve to have it. Ditching his armor, he stormed out of the house. His father threatened and cussed and damn him to hell, with deep retribution coming should he ever return. But Buster had no intention on doing so.
~~~~~
Weeks without rest, days without food. He walked and walked. Until sand became sea, until sea became river, until river became forest, he walked. He found his skills as a former soldier to aid in his survival. But he discovered an innate affinity toward nature. He could not explain it, but he was at peace. And yet, he still felt the yearning for a metropolitan atmosphere. He needed a new motivation, a new drive.

One night, he felt a force telling him to go a certain direction. He knew that this part was dark and difficult to navigate, with dangerous creatures and a low chance of survival. But… he was compelled to go. Out of food, out of energy, he walked.

By sunrise, Buster came across a moving waterway. Tired from the hike, he went to a waterway to bathe, maybe catch some food. He waded downstream a small ways, following the sound of playing. Peering over the waterfall, he found a very awakening site: women of various races, shapes and sizes playing together while they bathed. Some splashing, some groping, some… more involved.

Needless to say, he was quite engaged. So much erotic behavior, yet it didn't seem lewd, just natural. So much care and respect, so accepting of ideals and cultures…So…so tired…

That was all his body could handle. Completely exhausted, Buster slipped into the water, getting carried away by the current. Launched over the waterfall he bounced around on some of the earth around him, startling the ladies below, who began to leave the watering hole.

*Fwwwish*….
*Bonk*
….
….
…SPLOOOSH*…
*ggguurgbbulg*
….

Buster Hyman woke up with a splitting headache. Opening his eyes, he was in a completely new environment. Smelled like countryside, looked like paradise. Sitting up, various people with water and medical equipment began to crowd around him, tending to his wounds. He takes in the sites, and asked the question that changed the course of his life. "Where am I?"

An older human with tan skin replied. "A monastery of Blue Lotus House, young man… It's…not a common occurrence that we find and aid someone of your…kind..."

"Yeah, apparently I'm half-elven…"

"I meant someone holding the crest of the Harlot Inquisition… None have travelled here of course, but word travels fast about your exploits on decimating our sisters… Our apologies on our hesitation to aid you. It is a survival technique that we have had to learn."

"My exploits, huh?… Of course, you must protect yourself. I carry no malice, either way. Please tell me, how long have I been out?"

"About 3 days. You ran fevers, blood loss, and have been revived a couple times with our healers."

"Got it… Wait...Your sisters? Are you clergy? We… They do not harm people of faith. I believe you are mistaken."

"You do not harm people who's faith align with your own. My sisters are harlots, prostitutes, escorts, and geishas. All of us have a role, be it to gather information, or purely recreational. But enough about that. For now you need rest."

"…They…"

"Pardon?"

"I am no longer aligned with the inquisition. You mean to so 'they.'"

"Okay then, 'they…' We've all been wondering, why were you out at our bathing ground? It was supposed to be hidden, how did you even find it?"

"I was… I don't know… The world led me to it…"

"…Well, maybe this is where you are supposed to have journeyed. I hope that 'YOU' will allow us the privilege of showing you our ways."

In the weeks of his recovery, he volunteered as a helping hand, performing odd jobs and handiwork. While he was considered a guest, he did not want to impose on their resources without contributing to the community. He came into various people performing various roles and acts of recreation, yet it was treated as if it was a science or an art. This was a disciplined society, spiritual and virtuous. He wanted to know more, he wanted to experience this balance. And experience he did, as he spent weeks training his mind and body to accept and present the pleasures of life's carnal wonders. Learning to accept and cater to various women of sizes and shapes. Some men too, but he wasn't as fond of that…

Buster chose not to stay in the monastery, but to protect those who share this philosophy. He traveled from town to town, employment from brothels, taverns and inns to protect and maintain order. He kept both his martial and carnal training, aiming to become the best of the two world presented to him.

To find a balance between discipline and lust, this was his new goal.

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Height & Weight
5"10, 156lb.
Dude, shit rolls, but they are under 0 total mod so rerolling…
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tyr4n02r

WIP all, but I wanted to get my character idea down, plus my rolls to show I'm interested.

Buster is a hired hand sent pretty much for escorting your party and merchandise. Formally of the royal guard in a nearby town, but fired after he showed compassion towards a prostitute priestess, which was illegal there. So he moved to where it was, and made his day-to-day wage being the guard at taverns, brothels, and lusty temples. He tries to maintain professionalism through his job, but sometimes has to succumb to a few of his lusty desires. So he trained in said temples, trying to temper his mind of unclean distractions, and USUALLY succeeds...

Did a better story, see profile.
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tyr4n02r

A few more logistical questions: Will the whole game be played here? Maps?

Kinda late but…. Level 1 right? Level 3

Starting wealth: Roll or Avg?

Starting HP: Max HD+ConMod @ Lvl 1, rolls+ConMod Lvl 2 and up? Yes

Traits: Yes or No?

Number of Sex Tricks: Based on Skill Mod or Ranks? I read two different factors in two different places. Nope, just read it wrong entirely. Pathfinder to 3.5 conversion. Doh!
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tyr4n02r

Ok so some of my questions are answered here (Thx Autocad)

I am confused on a couple certain points though. And while GUCK is creative and flexible, its horribly written AND formatted… So I will ask them here to clarify or to correct.

1) How much are we going to be using the sex combat system thingy for interactions? I think its a great idea to role-play the rolls. That being said, it is not easy to understand. I understand from "Scenario 2" (pg18-21) how the session works, but "Scenario 1" (pg 16-18) has inconsistent rules. The guide DOES say that Scenario 2 is the revised rules, so is that what I follow? Furthermore, I still can't figure out when the sex session is "over." Can someone break down how it works for me?

2) Subsequently: in Scenario 1, "coitus," "receive phallus," and "foreplay" are listed as acceptable sex tricks. NONE OF THEM have stats. Anywhere.

3)How much of "Shards of Eros" are we using? If I have a say, I'd love to add their list of items and armor. Also a nice set for Prestige and Archtypes/Variants, but if Pathfinder-based more-so that 3.5. On you guys about the spells, I've always sucked with casters…

4) Prestige Classes: Do we also add the Class Skills?

5) GUCK's Preggo rules didn't make any sense… can someone explain that to me too?

6) 3.5 Question: How do I allocate Class Skills? Can someone double-check my points? [(3 IntMod +2) x 4] x 3 Levels = 60SP. 60SP + (6 Max Rank of Sexual Prowess x 2SP per rank) = 72

Thx All. Im not a rules NAZI I promise. I just don't wanna be the dumbfuck who spoils it for everybody. I also can't express how much I've been SEARCHING for a session like this. Apparently D20 isn't popular around here...
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CarnivalOfTheGoat

Quote from: tyr4n02r on November 24, 2015, 11:34:13 AM
Ok so some of my questions are answered here (Thx Autocad)

Autocad has apparently dropped, he's active elsewhere on E but hasn't been back here at all.

Whoever DOES end up GMing would be the person to answer your questions, so you may need to sit on them for the time being.

My O/Os. My A/As.
Games I seek:
Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

tyr4n02r

Yea, but it was Autocad's previous post that had some answers.

Anyway!

Except those questions above, I'm ready! (i think…)

1 more (less relevant) question: What's the opening scenario? There's one at the front page, but is that what we are keeping with?
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CarnivalOfTheGoat

Quote from: tyr4n02r on November 26, 2015, 12:29:24 PM
Yea, but it was Autocad's previous post that had some answers.

Anyway!

Except those questions above, I'm ready! (i think…)

1 more (less relevant) question: What's the opening scenario? There's one at the front page, but is that what we are keeping with?

Any new gamemaster might have different opinions on how they want to run their railroad (or shipping line, knowing this place ;D).

My O/Os. My A/As.
Games I seek:
Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

Chulanowa

Please another-nice-DM person, come lead us astray! I want to play my stupid dog-boy who might actually become a bard because it works in my head!

Autocad

Apparently certain persons have been slandering my good name, claiming that I have dropped when I have not returned at all.

Now I'm back, and not before.

tyr4n02r

Word, count me in. Lead us in thy proper direction, oh mighty (and smut-filled hopefully) DM
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Chulanowa

Quote from: Autocad on November 27, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Apparently certain persons have been slandering my good name, claiming that I have dropped when I have not returned at all.

Now I'm back, and not before.

Huzzah!

We were desperate, is all

CarnivalOfTheGoat

Quote from: Autocad on November 27, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Apparently certain persons have been slandering my good name, claiming that I have dropped when I have not returned at all.

Now I'm back, and not before.

When you use the word "slander" you are calling someone a liar.

I do not like being called a liar. Between November 11 and 14th E shows that you posted four times on two forums. They were not 'Still on vacation folks, I'll be away a few more weeks,' posts; they were roleplay.

Not slander, just stating the facts. You were posting elsewhere and not paying attention to outstanding questions here. Given how common it is for people to drop games in PbP forums, it looked as if you'd done so.

Now if you didn't understand the word and didn't mean to call me a liar and you just were too busy to post answers here two weeks ago, I understand that and accept your apology. However, I would like to know: are you going to be around reliably or do you do travel on business a lot? GM inactivity is one of the things which makes games likely to fall apart, and honestly more games fall apart than succeed, so I hope you'll forgive my curiousity.

My O/Os. My A/As.
Games I seek:
Savage Worlds of My Little Pony <- Just what it says. Free supplement for SW. (Or any other MLP RP!!! :D)
Eclipse Phase <- Posthuman grit SF, open source, downloadable from their web site. VERY deep worldbuilding.
Cold City <- Espionage meets the Lovecraftian supernatural. Allies in post-war Berlin chasing down the results of secret Nazi experiments
a|state <- Post-apocalyptic sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-high tech roleplay in a massive, decaying, broken-down city-state.

Nico

Hello folks!

Just a quick reminder of Elliquiy's civility rule. Conflicts can happen, just mind the rules, please and thank you!
Game on and have a blast! ;D

Wandering Mind

This seems like a neat idea.  I am interested though I would probably have to think about what I would like to play.  Hrm...
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Autocad

Well that was unpleasant. I'll see what I can do over the weekend.

Wandering Mind

Quote from: Autocad on September 22, 2015, 11:53:56 AM
So here are some character creation rules!

Level: 3
Stats: Roll 4d6 drop lowest six times and assign scores as you like
HP: max at 1st level, then roll at each level thereafter
Gold: 2700 gp
Flaws (from unearthed arcana): optional, up to two flaws

Special rules:
Everyone gets Sexual Prowess as a class skill and max ranks in it for free.
Everyone gets a subclass which is chosen from one of the prestige classes in GUCK, for example Beguilder 3. They don't need to meet the requirements. They get the class features but not the proficiencies or spells per day from the subclass. (It functions like a gestalt except that they don't get HD / skills / BAB / saves from the subclass.)

I am fairly new to elliquiy.  How do you make rolls? 
I might make a wizard.  The spells for GUCK are entertaining.
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Chulanowa

Quote from: Wandering Soul on December 03, 2015, 04:25:15 PM
I am fairly new to elliquiy.  How do you make rolls? 
I might make a wizard.  The spells for GUCK are entertaining.

At the top of your screen, below the chatbox and ads, are a bunch of tabs. You want the one that says "dicebot." You put in your name (or the name of the character you're rolling for), the number of dice, and the number of sides for the dice you're rolling. And then just hit roll!

HopeFox

If you're still keen to run this, I'm still interested! (I may have deleted my earlier expression of interest post.)

I'm thinking of either a barbarian/ravager (though probably a good-aligned one, so more slutty, less rapey), or a cleric/transgender shaman, depending on the needs of the party.
If you're such an iconoclast, where were you when we trashed Constantinople?

tyr4n02r

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Wandering Mind

Thanks Chulanowa.

Still trying to figure out a name but at least I have some stats now:

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rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 11
rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 14
rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 18
rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 15
rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 12
rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 13

I'm thinking of a wizard who spends too much time entertaining himself with spells but needs to learn that there's more to life.  Has loose ties with his matriarchal family since his younger sister is second inline to becoming future matriarch.  He's trying to become an adventurer but being inexperienced, he's in-over-his-head.  He's only gotten to where he is through study and his family's money.



A backup character would be a distinct artificer cousin.  She would probably run an apothecary.



Considering how unique everybody else is being, I'll be sticking with being a boring human.  Can't be special if everybody's special.  Although... would I be special if I ended up being the only human?  (shrug)  I'll flush out the characters more later.
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Thorne

Writer of horrors, artist of mayhem.

Currently available, frequently lurking.
Ons and Offs
Absences and Apologies
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Wandering Mind

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Wandering Mind

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Chulanowa

Well, Renny's a Fighter 2 / cleric 1. I'm still debating swapping to Bard... but I hate the way 3.5 runs Bards, compared to Pathfinder.

Wandering Mind

Well, don't swap to bard then.  You shouldn't play something you don't like.
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tyr4n02r

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Wandering Mind

My character will run up and hit someone.  It'll just be something he really regrets when he gets hit back.  Heheh.  He's squishy with his d4 hit dice.
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Chulanowa

Renny goes sword-and-board, and seems to be pretty good at it. Which means I'll probably roll nothing but 3's

Wandering Mind

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Wandering Mind

Would wants to have some kind of preexisting connection with my character? 

Saul, the awkward wizard who's inexperienced with adventuring and in over-his-head with whatever plot lines develop.
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tyr4n02r

I apparently insulted Dicebot's mother, and it still remembers... you've been warned...
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Wandering Mind

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