Corrupt a wish

[Wispyr]

Granted, but now you can't feel anything.

I wish I could make what I thought appear on paper in whatever form I wanted it to.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but no one else could ever see it.

I wish I could detach my breasts at will.

[Wispyr]

(Again... Totally worth.)

Granted, but you can never reattach them.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

[Fruitsteak]

Granted. You don't have to eat, but you still feel the effects of hunger, and get hungry faster.

I wish I had a tasty ham'n'cheese sandwich.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but you can only look at it and smell it.

I wish I could master any instrument I wanted in a week.

[Wispyr]

Granted, but you're now deaf.

I wish I had an epic destiny.

[Elysian Radiance]

(Beethoven was mostly deaf... so not a problem).

Granted, but you'll never fulfill it.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

[Wispyr]

Granted, but you're now forever invisible.

I wish I could fulfill my epic destiny.

[Nowherewoman]

Granted, but it takes infinite time, so there's no one left around to glost to when you finally accomplish it.


I wish I were a blonde.

[Wispyr]

Granted but you're now clueless valley girl.

I wish I had more (writing) partners.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but your muse abandoned you.

I wish I could write more.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted.  You begin writing and can't stop.  You go through pens and paper, flash drives and fill up a cloud memory and still all you can do is write. :-)

I wish this cold would go away and stay away.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, but now you have the flu.

I wish I had a hot tub.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but it's for your new pocket-polly playset!

I wish I had unlimited amounts of wealth.

[Al Terego]

Aren't we forgetting something?

Peace,
Lurker.

[Fruitsteak]

@TeacupTwink:
Granted, but your unlimited wealth completely devalues every currency and destroys the world economy, plunging it into chaos. Riots break out everywhere, and every government becomes a repressive dictatorship to survive. In the new world, your money has little use.

I wish I had super speed.

[justme4386]

Granted... and at the next turn you realize that speed is nothing without traction *splat*

I wish I was a bright summer flower, inviting every bee to pollinate me - and not be considered the village slut.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted but, your leaves are starting to get bumps that make the bees itchy.  :-(

I wish the new Florence + The Machine album was out already D;

[justme4386]

Wish granted - but it sold out before you got a copy... and the digital release is only 8kbps.

I wish I would get laid right now.

[CouldveBeenKing]

Granted, but now you're part of the timber flooring (gotta admit, its a nice finish).

I wish I knew where i was going.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but it's too a Miley Cyrus - Justin Bieber - Lady Gaga and One Direction concert to support Paris Hilton's Handbags for Chihuahua's charity event.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake. :[

[Auctor]

Granted but it always tastes sour
i wish i had a new computer.

[justme4386]

Granted - too bad it's an experimental prototype that's not compatible with any known operating system.

I wish I had a dog again.

[Swordsman18]

Granted - Sadly it is named Cujo and we all know how that ends.

I wish that Elliquiy could have a VR System where we could live out our RPs.

[Fruitsteak]

Granted, but nobody has a VR rig that's compatible with it, so it just sits around and uses up valuable resources.

I wish everybody in the world would have true peace, so that we never kill each other, never get cooties, never go hungry, or suffer shelterlessness.