Would you like me if I.....

[Captain Maltese]

Hmmmmmm. Define pet. I have no allergies and I generally like animals. Still, I'd like to have a say in the matter before the household gets increased. And if the pet turns out to be a burly guy in a gimp suit I might get upset because some things really really needs to get talked over first.

...if I came home with a double set of tickets to a dog sled trek over Greenland?

[ErisXfrost]

Hmmmmmm. Define pet. I have no allergies and I generally like animals. Still, I'd like to have a say in the matter before the household gets increased. And if the pet turns out to be a burly guy in a gimp suit I might get upset because some things really really needs to get talked over first.

Don't worry, it's animal. lol The burly guy would definitely be discussed, first!



I also wanted to go to Greenland, so yes!

Would you like me if I...built a castle out of sugar cubes, at 3 am.

[Kakihara]

I would still like you as long as we could play in the castle afterwards. Or see if it or you is sweeter to taste. ;)

Would you like me if I recited depressive goth poetry I wrote to you all night?

[Rhedyn]

Umm, yes. As long as it's not in a creepy stalker kind of way.

...made your tea, or coffee, the wrong way.

[Bruja]

Indeed I would, with wine to whet our whistles and Chopin playing in the back ground.
(hijacked!)


As long as I can watch you paint my dear..

Would you like me if I were a harajuku girl? With all the lovely clothes, stepping right out of a manga to pose for you?

[Kakihara]

As long as I got to select some of the poses of course. Heh, who am I kidding, even if not. :D

If I sat outside your house with a boombox overhead like in Say Anything but playing classical music.

[ErisXfrost]

Pfft, of course I would! -loves all kinds of music, included most classical.- ^.^

Would you still like me if I...decided I wanted to be a bellydancer?

[King Serperior]

That's your choice with what you do in your spare time, so sure.

....if I decided to not go out with you and your friends because I wanted to finish this book?

[Kakihara]

Can I stay and will you read to me instead? of course, we all need our own time.

... if I wanted to spend the day at a museum instead of going out to the bar?

[Bruja]

Count me in!




..what if I wanted to dance in the rain on the date?

[Kakihara]

I love playing in the rain. But I may insist we do it in the nude to keep our clothes dry. ;)

... if I made bad jokes and worse sexual innuendos?

[StormAngelus]

Of course! I'd be making them right along with you!

...if I tried baking you a nice cake, but was unable to get it right so it flopped?

[Rhedyn]

Of course. I'd even eat it if it was still edible too  ;)

...forgot to mail that super important letter you gave me?

[StormAngelus]

Eh, shit happens. No worries. :)

Accidently planted your rose bushes in the wrong place?

[CottonKitty]

of course, a rose smells just as sweet in a different place

Would you like me if I called you by the wrong name when I introduced you?

[StormAngelus]

Of course, when you speak someone else's name, it just means they're thinking about you.

Would you still like me if I couldn't stop crying?

[Kakihara]

Of course.  I would hug you and hold you close to let you get all the cries out.

...if I was constantly cynical with every word I spoke.

[ErisXfrost]

Of course! If you were constantly cynical, then I would just have to be optimistic for the both of us.

Would you like me if I...was transformed into some strange creature?

[StormAngelus]

Of course! You're still you!

Would you still like me... if I put too much garlic powder in your mac'n'cheese?

[Lapine]

Not applicable...no such thing as "too much garlic"  ;)

Would you like me if I kissed you after eating Storm's mac 'n cheese?

[Kakihara]

Of course. Maybe I'm weird but I don't mind garlic breath. Makes me hungry.:)

Would you like me if I blew up into a giant blueberry like Violet in Willy Wonka?

[Lapine]

Of course, but I'd be inclined to nibble.

Would you like me if I had blue teeth?

[StormAngelus]

Yes, they're smurfy!

Would you still like me if I made everybody lemon poppy seed muffins and forgot about the company-wide drug screening? >.>

[Kakihara]

Of course. And I could finally play 'Take this Job and Shove It' as I walked out the door.

Would you like me if I was an alien overlord come to enslave humanity?

[Bruja]

Of course Sir but you would have a battle to the death on your hands!


Would you like me if I were a nun?