"Famous" Last Words

[Requiem]

For the love of god FINE!  Yes, they -do- make you look fat.  Happy now?

[Gunslinger]

Guys we should split up

[ShamshielDF]

*Said to the party rogue, in the midst of combat, while holding a gold coin over an 80' hole*  Hey Jaaaack!  Come get it!

*Two seconds later he was pushed into the hole by nine goblins and eaten by a bunyip*

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"Ummm....guys?!?" Said by my rogue seconds before having her throat ripped out then her head bitten off by a pit fiend.  (they left, contrary to what the plans were).

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"I'm the only one who can get him!  I'll be back in a bit!"  Said by the druid seconds before disappearing into the underbrush to fight another druid with woodland stride.  Moments later she was caught by an entangle spell and decapitated by the other druid

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I'm sure there will be more, but that's a good start.

[Dreamweaver]

"Why do I have to wear the red uniform?"

[Oniya]

Heard while my roommate was playing LoTRO:

"Aren't there usually two trolls here?"

[Shiri]

While playing Halo 3:
Me(with laser chasing after friend 1): Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
Friend 2(comes around corner with giant rocket launcher)
Me: ...uh oh
BANG!

[MzNurse]

Uh oh....my bad...

[Dreamweaver]

"Forest animals are peaceful.  Here, watch how it'll take the food right from my hand, honey."

[MzNurse]

exasperated Mother: Johnny, I swear to all that is holy there is NO monster under the bed!  We've been through this a thousand times and there is NEVER any monster.  Here...I'll show you...  *flings the covers up onto the bed and looks under*

[Mordred]

That's a funny smell.

[MzNurse]

"You can sit here....I don't bite...."

[Mordred]

Hey, come check out what I found in the basement!

[Dreamweaver]

"What the hell is that ticking sound???"

[HairyHeretic]

"It's only a dumb idea if it doesn't work."

[Dreamweaver]

"Just pull it harder.  It'll start...  Oh, hell, you're not doing it right - get out of the way, I'll show you."

[MzNurse]

....What?  its not like its a bomb or anything...

[Fragile Dreams]

"I wonder what does this scroll do, it says Kaboom, Kaboom..." *KABOOOOOOM*

[MzNurse]

"Oh come off it.  I didn't hear anything..."

[Mordred]

Oh jeez.. who could it be at this hour?

[MzNurse]

"Oh look...a baby bear.  I think its lost its mother...."

[Myrleena]

"Hah!  What could a farmer do to me?"

[Mordred]

Are those fangs real?

[MzNurse]

"A witch.... Yeah right.  They went extinct with the dragons..."

[Mordred]

Dude, I don't care if she is a demon... she's ****ing hot! I'm going for it!

[Shiri]

"Tcht, it just looks big cause it's far away..."