Wish granting gone wrong!

Started by Cicerin Glaydel, May 08, 2010, 12:14:15 PM

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Sapien

Granted! You're now on the sun! Enjoy the tan! :)

I wish I didn;t have to write this silly report!

Belle33

Granted - no need to write it, you shall just fail at whatever it may be and be a lazy lloser for always.  Enjoy!

I wish I could go back in time to just about 3 hours ago.


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Sapien

Puts you three time zones forward! Good luck getting home!

Wishes my dog would stop barking at the neighbours!

rhev

Granted, your dog is now a turtle.

I wish I had a turtle.

Sapien

Granted and welcome to the world of Terry Pratchet. You're world turtle has just met it's mate, and apparently, yours is a female!

I wish I had a wish that couldn't go wrong!

Maxwell Malamute

Granted, you with to develop boils, pimples and carbuncles, and somehow, the wish is granted.

I wish I had a singing toilet.

Playful rubber puppy, here! Into many other other things, just ask!

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Sapien

Wish granted, you didn't need to flush before you rise, you get bubbled off your singing toilet even before you dropped your pants!

I wish I was a little bit taller!

Belle33

Granted, and you look quite nice in those high heels. 

I wish the lovely thunder outside wasn't followed by terrifying lightning cracks.

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Sapien

Granted, from now on you first get the cracks, than the thunder, just like normal :)

Wished it was thundering here :)

rhev

Granted, you now realize however your roof is leaking.

I wish I wasn't so gassy.

Sapien

Granted, a little spark sets you of a ball of fire! Yay for chemical processes! :)

Wishes I hadn't drank so much coffee yesterday! Still naucious!

Shimeka

Granted! Too bad your still going to feel naucious!


I wish i could find the end of the rainbow!

Sapien

Granted but the pot is empty.

Wished he could be satisfied with his avatar for once ^^

Belle33

Granted, your standards have been lowered and you are now easily satisfied.

I wish I was prepared for the trouble that has been unleashed on E.

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Sapien

Granted, you know get every bad line i'm typing as it leaves my fingers and before I hit enter.

Wished he was prepared too ^^

Belle33

Granted, though it took no effort.

I wish there weren't two wish thread - tres confus

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Sapien

Granted U R Banned :P

Wished he never forgot his passwords again >.<

Belle33

Grrrrrrrrr - BRAT!  Granted - he doesn't forget the passwords, but is locked out of all his accounts due to excessive brattiness.

I wish I had a flower garden in my back yard.

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Sapien

Granted, unfortunately, its winter! :)

Wishes I would I regained access to my accounts again, and was able to remember all the passwords for them, tied to each specific account to which the password belongs, without anyone else in the world knowing them but me!

rhev

Granted, but you forgot to pay your internet and electric bill.  Enjoy your memory as you sit in the dark.

I wish M&Ms made you thinner.

Sapien

Granted you are now to be found on the solvent shelf of the hard ware store!

Wished he had some inspiration

rhev

Granted, but after reading Jack Kerouac you head out on the road and end up getting kidnapped and gang raped for weeks on end.

I wish there were a few more hours in each day.



(btw, I literally LOLed at the thinner one)

Belle33

Granted, but you have to spend all the extra time at work and the time is subtracted from your weekend.

I wish I could take a nap.

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Zaphod

Granted but you will be haunted by a nightmarish dream making you wish you had never taken a nap.

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.

Belle33

Granted - you've been let go, so you don't have to work tomorrow, or tomorrow, or tomorrow.

I wish I could work from home tomorrow.

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