Horny Little Throbbits

Started by RubySlippers, June 22, 2006, 02:13:23 PM

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RubySlippers

A comedy D&D game all the players must be Throbbits (Halflings) who are hiorny little buggers that will try anything if it rocks their boat. Will use the 3.0 core D&D rules, an original religious pantheon and GUCK rules and there will be adventuring and a grand quest.

You will start at Throbbiton homeland of the Throbbits...

Ajoxer

Game sounds almost too silly even for me.

ALMOST!

Hmmm, are we thinking chubby hobbit type Halflings, or slim leather-wearing Lidda type Halflings?
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RubySlippers

Slim hobbits unless you want to be fat. And the game is not going to have blatent rape and the like probably be midtones like a forest nymph might beguile you and take her lust out on you BUT not force you physically.


Bad Steve

Oooooh, this might be amusing. Very amusing. Count me in.

tcost

It is an interesting idea.  I have a lot on my plate right now so I'll wait and see, but I really do like the idea.
I prefer justice to irony.

kylie

Perhaps a little too flower-midgety for me...  Love the title, though!
     

RubySlippers

Oh come on Throbbits love sex. drugs and a good party and there will be adventuring I have a mighty quest planned of high erotic adventure.

indarkestknight

In. Would a Beguiler from the recent PHB II be allowed?

Lyria

My husband is a huge fan of Misty Mundae, a low budget actress who stars in lots of paradies. She stared in one called "Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship Of The Strings". It was the 'story' of three Throbbit friends who had to destroy a magical G-String. The land was called 'Diddle Earth'. I was actually pretty funny for a soft core porn.
All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach
Don't you ever tame your demons
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RubySlippers

I have a whole bunch of Surrender Cinema movies including that one- I love they use REAL women with real bodies (mostly) and I would have sex with any of those women but I love Misty. But that's what I like about Surrender Cinema the women look natural and are so attractive. A part I liked when they beat up the cowardly lion after leading him on. lol

And no core rules only...PHB I.

indarkestknight

Ah, curses... Hrm.

Level? Equipment? Ability Scores?

RubySlippers

1st Level, maximum starting gold (GUCK Equipment also...) and roll 4d6 in order and drop the lowest die, you may instead of a roll take ONE automatic 15 in a stat but only one time and must be selected before rolling.

Don't do anything until I start the game though.