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U R Banned!

Started by stormkitten, April 17, 2009, 12:06:51 AM

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Noelle

You are banned for being a ruthless terrorist with a heart of gold who, through your misadventures teaming up with an unlikely duo of foreign soldiers, learn of your own misgivings and eventually come to see that we are all citizens of the world, regardless of the color of our skin or if we happen to wear funny hats. Myself, I prefer party hats. I like when they're striped and have a pom-pom on the top, but everyone is different, and you know that now. It's just too bad that you found it out too late. As in, after you triggered the detonator. You actually are starting to feel kind of bad about taking Sgt Ray's leg off in the blast, but at least he knows that you guys are BFF's, especially after you helped each other through the desert as a way to overcome adversity and learn more about how varied and unique and special we all are. He'll understand.

Jude

You are banned for writing the prequel to, "Jenny has two daddies, one of them is terrorist, and the other has one leg."

Noelle

You are banned for banning me for banning you because I think you have an inherent bias against terrorists and amputees and I don't appreciate that in the least because I am both.

Wait, what?

Cardwolf

Banned because I already shot you with three rockets and you still haven't died...hacks

Noelle

Banned for violating the rules of engagement as of April 2010; I have posed no threat, I am not a PID target, you have not gotten permission up the chain of command, and now you shall be dishonorably booted out of the army and slandered all over tabloids as being a clown porn fetishist.

Jude

You are banned for not being in the kitchen, pregnant, and barefoot with an upstanding but traditional man's babies (black eye optional).

Cardwolf

Banned for just confusing the hell out of me

Jude

Banned for being easily confused.

Noelle

Banned for...oh shit, I have to get back to the kitchen quick before the Mister sees me D: PLEASE DON'T TELL -- you didn't see me, okay?! I'm making him blueberry pancakes tonight, his favorite...that should take his mind off of...


Oh god, what was that?

Was that the d

Cardwolf

Banned for being a submissive

Noelle

Banned for failing to see how submissive women are awesome.

Cardwolf

Banned for not realizing that mean want a woman they can be rough with and that will return the favor.


Noelle


Jude

Banned for making up the existence of Chad :(

Noelle

Banned for the big black dick in your backpack.

Jude

Banned for... you're not going to tell people about this, right?  I have bros at home :( You can't do this!  Wanna... listen to Jack Johnson and talk it out?

Noelle

Banned for being WAY TOO STELLAR at ULTIMATE FRISBEE, brah! Hawhahwahawhww :D

Jude

Banned for cheating at Air Guitar Hero.

Noelle


Jude

Banned for pretending to play Space Invaders in the bathroom by tearing up shreds of paper and setting them in the toilet bowl.

the taken

Banned for simply being the person to post in this thread before me. :P

Cardwolf

Banned for looking like a squid

MasterMischief

I would ban you, but I am afraid you would start to cry.

Cardwolf

Banned for being a pussy.