Would you like me if I.....

[Anjelita]

Yes! I've had -alot- of Potatoe chips in my life...

Would you like me if I had no coordination and fell all over everything all the time?

[Prefect Mos]

I do the same thing, dont worry hun.

Would you like me if I was a bizarrely picky eater?

[Anjelita]

Yes. Unless were talking hannibal styles. Though I don't think I'd dislike you so much as I'd be intrigued.

Would you like me if I had an awkward facial tick that made it look like I was winking all the time?

[Prefect Mos]

Only if you don't mind me sometimes thinking you were actually winking.

If I were a loser baby, Why would you like me?

[Anjelita]

(so long as you don't sue for sexual harassment)

Because losers are secretly awesome. I would know ;)

Would you like me if I got pregnant and really ridiculously emotional?

[Prefect Mos]

Probably, but eww podlings.

Would you like me if I got a vasectomy?

[Anjelita]

Ahahaha yes. Shooting blanks ftw.

Would you still like me if I smelled like rear sweat?

[Prefect Mos]

If we just got done working out?

Would you still like if I was a boy-scout?

[Anjelita]

No just... bum sweat in general. all the time. All day every day.

Boy scout as in a goody goody? Yes. But I might strive to corrupt you.

Would you still like me if I was impossibly stupid?

[Prefect Mos]

Maybe, It would be easier to turn you into a bimbo...


Would you like me if I were Poly?

[Kaia]

yes

Would you like me if I acted shy at first?

[Prefect Mos]

Of course!

Would you like me If I had a better imagination, than action?

[Kaia]

yes, that's just untapped potential and creativity...a dreamer

If I got lost in my music and laptop often

[Prefect Mos]

I do the same.

Would you like me if I had awful taste in music?

[Kaia]

Yeah, just don't expect me to want to listen to it all the time with you

Would you like me if I admitted to liking kids shows?

[Prefect Mos]

Depends on the kids shows, I have a love of a few... ok so im a bronie..

Do you still like me now that you know I like MLP?

[Kaia]

yes, it's adorable

Would you still like me if you knew that I was a Little from time to time?

[Prefect Mos]

I Love Daddy Dom, if thats what your talking about, if not, im confused.

Would you still like me if you knew I was a Jerkface?

[Kaia]

Probably.  I like a softer side to guys, but I LOVE the "funny asshole" type.

If I had a dog

[Prefect Mos]

A dog is ok, a small yipping machine does not a dog make.

Would you still like me If I had a kitty cat?

[Kaia]

Of course, if you were willing to put up with mine

If I had my blonde moments

[Prefect Mos]

Of course!

Would you still like me if I flirted with everyone?

[Kaia]

yup

If I were to flirt with them too?

[Prefect Mos]

Sure, though you'd have a lot more luck.

Would you still like me if A girl called up and said she was pregnant by hand, and my only defense being, That's impossible shes Trans.

[Kaia]

Depends on the situation.

If I were overly obsessed with fairies