Famous Last Words

[eROC90j]

Hey guys:
Pretty self-explanatory...
Post some famous last words....

[eROC90j]

Hey guys, watch this!

[eROC90j]

Honey, I've done this before.
Just keep the apple on your head.
*BAM*
Holy Shit!!!

[Sophyta]

Oh...*bleep*...Your a dragon!!!

Just something stupid I said.

[Tambit]

I don't need to read the instructions!

[eROC90j]

Watch out for that......knife!
OOOOOooooooooohhhh!

[Sophyta]

Hey, is this thing on??  *Zap* death...

[Tambit]

Hey Ladies!  Look at what I can do...

[eROC90j]

Hey, your sure'll work, right?

[eROC90j]

CORRECTION:
You're sure this'll work, right?

[Tambit]

Is this supposed to be that color?

[eROC90j]

Hey, go ahead man...
It wont hurt!

[Sophyta]

(Don't need that corrected eROC90j, it was a dumb character.)

[eROC90j]

Aw shucks, your purty....
Your a girl, right?
(NEVER insult women...)

[eROC90j]

Hey, making a beer run, be right back...

[Sophyta]

How do I open this thing?  *moves around and then splat*

[Mystique]

I know what I'm doing!

[Harley Quinn]

What's that smell?

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Of course I have to cut the red wire.

[Sophyta]

I'll get it!!!

[eROC90j]

No wait I will...

[Endorphin]

Just trust me, ok?

[Mystique]

It's easy! Here, let me...

[Harley Quinn]

This doesn't look good.

[Swashbuckler]

What is the worse that could happen?

[Harley Quinn]

Come on, what's the worst that could happen?

[Dunnuck]

Honey, I didn't have sex with her, honest!

My arm is numb...

Is this still good?

Hail hitler (XD)

Ala hoo akbar! (family guy joke)

This wont hurt a bit...

Hurry, go before the light turns red!

[Lucinda]

No its ok, its supposed to do that...

[Lucinda]

And when are you due sweetie?  (noooo she isn't pregnant!)

[Dunnuck]

Wait...is that a...no...nah, its not a-

[Dunnuck]

Oh here is a good one:

My fellow Americans! *gunshot*

*In north korea* Oh, me? I'm an American!

((disclaimer: I am indeed American. I mean no offene to myself))

[Lira]

Of course I turned the power off...

[Brian Boru]

*from an OLD tv commercial*

"I think we can beat that train kids"

[eROC90j]

You really think you scare me with that thing?

[eROC90j]

From Paranormal Activity:
No, honey; we'll call the professor in the morning...
Everything's alright...

[PanicAttack]

Hey guys! Watch this!

[sartracker]

Shit! This is going to hurt!

[Mystique]

The chord worked fine last time... ~Splat~

[sartracker]

don't light that match! Shit! I told you not to light it!

[Harley Quinn]

I know, but I want to try it this way.

[eROC90j]

I donnot have to follow dees damn direck-shuns...
I know what the Fu-uck I"M doin...

[Harley Quinn]

Wait, did that just...

[TiaMaria]

Of course I have to cut the red wire.

Michael, you miserable psycho! They're all red wires!

[Lira]

Hey, did you see th....."

[Brian Boru]

"We don't need a condom...I'm clean..."

[Sirius]

What was that?

[TiaMaria]

Man, I'm glad it's finally over...

[Lucinda]

Just stand back, i'll take care of it...

[Drake Nightwing]

*upon viewing an approaching army and given the suggestion to retreat as they have begun to fire*
HA! Retreat? Are you joking? Those fools couldn't hit an ELEPHANT from this dist--!

[Harley Quinn]

Yeah, but it didn't say to---

[Dunnuck]

Trust me, im an expert

Of course I have done this before...

Maybe its just my imagination

rules are made to be broken

Im not supposed to die...! (Doom movie)

[Harley Quinn]

I don't think this is the right---

[Seara]

Of course I fixed it

[Harley Quinn]

I don't remember that being there before.

[Lira]

"I am invinc.....!"

[Harley Quinn]

Oh, bloody hell...

[BDLuvver]

"Where'd all these Indians come from?" George Armstrong Custer

[TiaMaria]

Why? Was it important?

[Drake Nightwing]

'Tis a far, far better place I go, than I have ever been before.
'Tis a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done before.

[TiaMaria]

Oops

[Lucinda]

I told you I was ill.

[Drake Nightwing]

"That's all, folks!"

[BDLuvver]

"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia..." W. C. Fields

[Hunter]

"What does this button do?"

[BDLuvver]

"Honey you feed the kids, I'll take care of the fishes..." An FBI mob informant to his wife...

[Harley Quinn]

I thought you took care of that.

[Drake Nightwing]

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

or any variation thereof.

[Harley Quinn]

Did I just...

[Remiel]

Oh, isn't he such a cute puppy-wuppy...

[Drake Nightwing]

I knew I should have stayed in bed today...!

[TiaMaria]

And now, [insert hero name], you die! *Cue explosion or something to let the hero escape unharmed*

[LadyRaine]

"We will not die today!"

[finewine]

"I don't feel so good."

[Allvore]

I have an idea, I think it will work I saw it on a cartoon once.

[finewine]

"What train?"

[Dunnuck]

"What? Yeah, I loved The Last Airbender."

[Harley Quinn]

Wait, if we just put these two together, it will--- Oh, shi---

[Allvore]

Well... if one believes that her puddin is dangerous then I imagine .....

*Running off with Harley*  I am not scared of him.

[sartracker]

here hold this beer while I drive

[Autumn52]

"It's a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known."
Tale of Two Cities

[sartracker]

you missed your what?

[Hunter]

[LadySheikah]

What's the worse that can happen?

[peteythegreat]

"Look, it's me or the curtains...." - Oscar Wilde

[Polymorph]

Those damn rebels couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..... A union general, deriding some troops for sheltering from fire.

[sartracker]

if we make it thru this, I'm going to kill you!

[QuestioningMySanity]

"Yes, I know what I'm doing!"

"This tastes great!"

"Go on! You don't have the guts to shoot me!"

"S/He seems nice..."

"...this isn't going to end well."

[Polymorph]

You'll never take me alive.

[LadySheikah]

"Why is this box ticking?"

[sartracker]

you worry to much!

[TiaMaria]

"Ha! Missed!"

[Polymorph]

Butch Cassidy: Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

[Astrofig]

"Hey, watch me use my scarf as a bungeee cord!"

[MrDiamondBackJack]

"Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."

- Crow from Firefly, right before Captain Tight-Pants kicks him into the engines

[LadySheikah]

"Let them eat Cake!"

[MrDiamondBackJack]

"Do you want to live forever?"

- Valkarie in the Conan Movie

[LadySheikah]

"Do you want to live forever?"

- Valkarie in the Conan Movie

"Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?"

Sergeant Major Daniel Joseph "Dan" Daly (November 11, 1873 – April 27, 1937) U.S. Marines. Charging the Germans during the Battle of Belleau Wood in World War One.

He said it first :P lol

[Astrofig]

"Don't worry, I saw this in a movie!"

[MrDiamondBackJack]

Good to know LadySheikah.  :)

O.K., that didn't work.  Let's try the red wire.

[sartracker]

are you sure this is going to work?

[Siegfried]

Did you hear something?

[sartracker]

What did I tell you?

[MrDiamondBackJack]

(During a safety prodecures demonstration.)  "Now what ever you do don't do this..."

[Autumn52]

Butch Cassidy: Wait a minute... you didn't see Lefors out there did you?
The Sundance Kid: Lefors? No, why?
Butch Cassidy: Thank God. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

[Spice]

The old revolutionary Pancho Villa lay on his  death bed. Suddenly he spoke in a broken whisper. Those watching fell silent wanting to hear the old revolutionary's last bit of wisdom. His eldest son leaned close to catch his father's words, which more or less were,

"I can't think of anything to say. Make something up."

[MrDiamondBackJack]

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.  (Oh snap, getting all serious and stuff....  What the crap?)

[sartracker]

did you tell anyone?

[MrDiamondBackJack]

So anyway, I was watching this movie called The Crying Game and shit man!  Your never gonna guess how it ended!

[Mordred]

Oh come on.. I've use a hairdryer all the time in the bath! That just happens in movies!

[despickable]

Of course its safe the safety catch is on

[Avis habilis]

Oh, I don't believe that ever actually happens.

[Mordred]

Hey, look what I found in the attic.. an old Ouija board!

[Hefftcinchsak]

I'll race ya?!

[blackdeathskulls]

I'm Gonna Kill YOU!!!

[Anesa]

"I do."   

[blackdeathskulls]

Aww, are you hur-

[Anesa]

"May I pet the bull with the big horns?"

[blackdeathskulls]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What does THIS button DO?

[Berek]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

[Hefftcinchsak]

Looking both ways before you cross the street is over rated. Watch!

[Mordred]

Awww.. how cute! Looks like some kind of tiny lizard thing. Here.. yeah.. come here, little guy..

[WildCat]

Mordred isn't _really_ a vampire. I'm sure I'll be perfectly safe.

[Mordred]

Whoa.. the pulse in that WildCat does indeed have a crazy beat.. but surely it's safe for my simple thirsts..

[gaggedLouise]

(phone call) Hey it's me, could you ----   

[gaggedLouise]

Saw this one in a cheap comic book (a man gets kicked in the groin, and gasps). The combo of real words with the way the grunt is transcribed is funny:


"He is YOU-U-UNNNNGHHHH!"

[Mordred]

Ok.. just to make sure.. You sure you cut the power off?

[Veluux]

Dude trust me, the power is off. Look, I'll even put my hand on the the transistor and show you.

[Roleplay Frog]

I'm sure it was just water. (<- not a deadly occurence but something that happened to me quite .. memorably soo kinda counting. juicy acid.)

[Mordred]

*the little voice in the head*
Ok.. hit the send button. Do it. Do it! Doooooooo it!!!

[Autumn52]

You're the only human being in my entire life that ever gave me hope...Doc Holiday on his death bed (Tombstone)

[despickable]

I told you bastards I was sick.. Apparently the words on Spike Milligan's tombstone.

[Kazuume]

(during a parachute lesson) Oh, I was suppose to pull the blue cord........

[kittykat]

*bungy jumping off a cliff* oh was that yellow rope meant to go on my ankles?

[despickable]

Are you sure this thing is safe?

[Mordred]

Listen.. first the yellow wire, then the red! Here, give me, I'll do it.

[athenaspupil]

Its only a little fog. Theres nothing to worry about

[despickable]

I promise I will repay the insurance tomorrow

[Autumn52]

"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

[Tamhansen]

Va bene, va bene, arrivo. Aspettate un momento

Ok Ok I am coming, just give me a minute.

[Pope Alexander VI, born as Rodrigo Borgia.

[SinfulAngel]

I enjoyed doing it.

[Belle33]

How bad can it be?

[Kazuume]

You did say the green button.....right?

[Tamhansen]

Maybe they only had one rocket

Lawrence Beeter, WWII British soldier who was taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

[Sasquatch421]

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

[Kazuume]

You said hit the gas right?!

[MadDog86]

Aww, aren't you a cute little stingray? Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

[Autumn52]

"Why won't you die already"

"I'm going to kill you"

"Then get on with it and stop bleeding all over the place would ya"

[MzNurse]

"Heart attack? Are you insane? Just give me some damn antacids and something to kill the pain in my arm and let me go home!"

(direct quote from the 26 year old man, right before cussing out all of us in the ER, signing himself out AMA [Against Medical Advice] and collapsing in the parking lot. They lost him during the emergency triple bypass.)

[Autumn52]

"I will think about it tomorrow." Scarlett in Gone with the Wind

[Mordred]

"Those aliens.. they're here to help! They're here to Serve Man. Yeah, I'll accept the invite."
- To Serve Man, Twilight Zone.. (where.. To Serve Man.. was actually the alien's recipe book)

[Grainne]

"Heart attack? Are you insane? Just give me some damn antacids and something to kill the pain in my arm and let me go home!"
(direct quote from the 26 year old man, right before cussing out all of us in the ER, signing himself out AMA [Against Medical Advice] and collapsing in the parking lot. They lost him during the emergency triple bypass.)

*hugs Nurse* Ah, to work the ER again.  ;)

But, but, he told me to do it! *blinks*

[gaggedLouise]

"Take me to your leader or I'll kill him with this gun!"

-some British sci-fi actor singled this out as one of the dumbest lines he had ever found in his script: the character was standing outside his space capsule facing a band of alien green men, and waving some sort of rotating-disk gun without any obvious aperture in it.  :D

[Jassara Sunn]

*Puts someone in the sleeper position.*
You're sure I'll wake back up?

[Dahling]

So...about that big red button?  You did want me to push it, ...right?

[Autumn52]

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”

Mr. Wilde died at the age of 46 and was an inspiration. He lived his life as he faced his death, with courage, humor and wit.

[Dahling]

That's it then.

[Sasquatch421]

This tiger is tame right?

[Phil66666]

Don't worry, they're MAGIC mushrooms.

[Malthas]

Give me poutine or give me death!

In that order.

[Phil66666]

Cut the red wire. The red wire! Sorry I meant the gree

[Sasquatch421]

Yes dear, your butt does look big in those jeans.