Jack and Jill Style (MUL)

[MistaPepperZ]

Alright, this has to be the most unusual storyline idea I've ever pitched. Just reading it will make people scratch their heads. Hell, I'm scratching my head right about now and I'm the one who's making this.

It works like this...

There's an assassin named Jane. She is definitely one hell of a sharpshooter and just as deadly with a knife. There's just one problem; sex. She can never seem to stay focused on a target simply because she's so much of a horn dog. While she wants to have sex she simply refuses to do so because she has a phobia against sexually transmitted diseases. One day, she comes across a man named Darwin Ink who she was supposed to kill. He was an assassin just like she was. With him out of the way she could have a free reign on killing. Jane's plans rarely go as planned. She fell in love with the bastard. Just when she was getting ready to have sex something utterly supernatural and strange happened to her. A piece of her own soul, or what appeared to be her soul, escaped her body. It turns out what left her wasn't her soul but an astral projection of her own virginity. Her sex drive seemed to die. The one man she wanted to have sex with wouldn't get what he wanted simply because of what happened. Now, the two of them will have to team up to find that astral projection of that "V-Card" in order to have the sex they want.

There's a lot more to the story. It appears that a lot of Jane's enemies have found out about her rather hilarious problem. That isn't good. Both Darwin and Jane will have to find a way to evade all of Jane's adversaries while at the same time trying to catch something that really can't be caught. One can't touch astral beings or trap them in a cage. Another issue would come from Darwin himself. He's a bit of a player and, as the story goes along, he's much more likely to grow weary of Jane and try to go to another woman. However, he knows better. Jane would seriously kill him. She's not about to go through this much trouble to only be denied in the end. In truth, this is really just a race against time before Darwin decides to cheat on her. She can't hold him prisoner forever.

The story itself takes place in the United Kingdom as both Darwin and Jane are British. They can move all over the world. While they're on the chase they'll still take killing jobs. Trying to track down somebody's virginity doesn't put food on the table. They don't even have a place to call home. Staying anywhere for more than one day would draw a crowd of their worst enemies which is never good. Both of these torn lovers have a really hard life. While they're searching for something that doesn't want to be found at the same time they both have to look over their shoulders. This leads to high stress, a lot of arguments, some physical fights and even threats of separation that never have any meat behind it. Those two argue like cats and dog and fight like so as well. They're more like rivaled brother and sister than anything but the attraction for each other will always be there no matter what.



The character list is as followed:

Jane Necraw
Darwin Ink

Enemy Assassins:
Hammer
Darius Martin
Victoria Octavius
Helen Ross

Creating a character isn't forbidden. It's welcomed. Just make sure that character fits the storyline.

So, any takers?

[The Dark Raven]

Not to step on toes but....you might want to check out the Approval process before you post plots. :-)  We can't take you up on stories untill we know you will be an approved member here....and it all starts with the questionnaire we all had to fill out. ;-)

[Trieste]

What she said. Thread will be locked until and unless you are approved. Feel free to send a PM asking for it to be unlocked once you have been approved, thanks!