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Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Despairs

You always assume that I am plotting your demise, just because I sit there for hours, sometimes on top of the fridge or other high places, watching you in silence. I am sick of you assuming I want to kill you, you even told the neighbor's and  I quote. "That cat has it out for me. If I die, kill the cat at all cost." Did it ever occur to you that I am simply studying you, trying to learn more about you through observation. I can't take it any more. My last owner was much better than you.
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Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Love And Submission

I'm sorry I met a Labrador Retriever and he's just such a good boy that I have to break up with you.

Also, please stop leaving dead birds in the foyer. It's uncleanly.


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Despairs

#11102
At least I have the decency to inform you that I have brought you a dead bird. You on the other hand are different. You leave carrot sticks everywhere, nearly broke my neck when I tripped on several of them. You also leave bunny droppings everywhere, learn to use the bathroom, like I did. We had some good times together, pulling pranks on the neighbors and leaving their pets on the rooftops, however it is time for us to move on. You will be slightly missed. Good-bye and stay safe.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

SeraphAzriel

I'm sorry mate but I just can't do it anymore.  The furballs, leaving your hair everywhere, and leaving the toilet seat up all the time.  It's just all too much to bear, I'm sorry bud, but I've found another cat.

Despairs

I asked you not to touch the special grenade that I spent four hours making, but did you listen? No. The neighbors want me gone because they are missing half of their house. This is why I don't tell you what I am up to, because it always ends with something or someone blowing up. I have nine lives and I want to keep it that way. I will be out in two days.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Love And Submission

We tried and it just didn't work out. I've always been more of a tuxedo guy and you're a calico. We're not simpatico.


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AzureRain

I loved the warmth of your embrace; the way you nibble on my ear. But I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. I'm tired of you running off every night to be with those playboy bunny-types.
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Despairs

Must you walk around the house in the nude? What happened to wearing clothes? I understand you are a nudist, but come on, I am getting tired of seeing you naked twenty-four seven. Either you start wearing clothes or its good-bye.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Undeniable Sin

At first, I thought a cat strategizing for warfare was cute. A fun little quirk. Sadly, it got old. All you ever talked about was how felines rule, and cats would one day own the earth. I even tried slipping you catnip, but even then you drunkenly ranted about how the smart cat would get the mouse. It made some adorable cat videos for youtube, but it just isn't working for me anymore.
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Merry Gentry

Dearest Sin,
   you are clearly not the one for me.. we can't always BOTH be in trouble!
Someone has to be the responsible person in the relationship, so I guess it's me this time.
I'm out.. sorry!
~m
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Mimetisme


I adore you, I truly do. Despairingly, I cannot kiss you without tasting your last snack. Forgive me, beloved, we are done.
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Merry Gentry

Dear Mime
   you know how much I care, but the blue lips are cold against mine, so very cold!
I'm looking for something a bit warmer. 
Sorry!
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Shekinah

Sweet sweet Merry

I keep telling you to please to sucking my blood out when I'm asleep. It makes me feel a bit anemic in the morning, making me even grumpier.
But you can't seem to control your urges.
That's why I have no other choice to leave you as I'm afraid if this keeps up, I might end up driving a stake through your hearth.
so better to break it don't you think?

goodbye

Why don’t we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?

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Despairs

#11113
When we first got together we established a few rules, 1. No public display of affection. 2. I would handle the cooking and cleaning. 3. You would handle the financial matters. For six years all went swimmingly, until you broke the first rule on December 24th 12:13 PM, not only did you hug me in public, but executed the french kiss on top of it. I understand that you were happy, that I bought you that present you have been wanting, but rules are rules dear. Good-bye, I will never forget the good times we shared together.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

blue bunny sparkle

Furballs. Really Dark Despairs? Must you subject me to that?

A bunny can put up with a lot of things... but, furballs... just no.

I'm finding a new bunny hutch to call home.


Mimetisme


Sweet and adoring, my sparkling bunny...

I know no better way to say this yet I wish not to hurt you.
We clash by our colors. I embrace blue but even I know when there is too much of it.
You're sweet, you're sexy, you are a true beauty inside and out.
Nonetheless, I need someone who compliments my symbolic color on my lips and in my heart.
Forgive me, I shall always think of you fondly, but this is goodbye.
♦ A&A/Post Tracker Updated 03-19-2020 (1 of 9 posts owed)
♦ O/O STILL Under massive reconstruction
POSTING RATE: A few hours - 72 Hours, excluding weekends.
(I vanish Friday nights & return Monday at some point, generally)

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Despairs

What happened to red or black lipstick? It's always the same bloody lipstick color, on top of that you keep arguing with my female roommate, she is just a friend. I have never once slept with her or even thought of doing such a thing, she needed a place to stay and I said she could stay here, after all this is my apartment. I can't take the constant bickering between you two and you always accusing me of cheating. You have two weeks to move out. 
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Mimetisme


When we met, you said you adored the color of my lips. You even asked for my blue 'ring'. As far as your roommate is concerned, I had a reason to be suspicious. You share the same bed. You take showers and baths together. You even invited her to tag along! Truth is, I would have been quite delighted if we had a triangle effect type of relationship. I mean, c'mon. She's hot! But noooo. Any time I mentioned it, you got pissy. Accused me of it being a trick to gain a confession from you! Also, we fought because of you dearie. We had the crazy idea that you would help us 'settle' our arguments. Well that failed apparently.

So I'll be gone by tomorrow morning, I'm that done with you. But hey, ask your roommate to give me a call sometime! Thanks!
♦ A&A/Post Tracker Updated 03-19-2020 (1 of 9 posts owed)
♦ O/O STILL Under massive reconstruction
POSTING RATE: A few hours - 72 Hours, excluding weekends.
(I vanish Friday nights & return Monday at some point, generally)

☙≈ Ons & Offs
☙≈ A&A, Chat & Post Tracker

Despairs

#11118
That was two years ago. Get her number yourself. Where do I even begin? Last week you decided it would be a lovely idea to go kayaking, you know damn well I can't swim. I only went along with it due to you and her teaming up on me. There is also the matter of your signing, it sounds like two dogs crying out in pain. Let's not forget that you totaled my motorcycle, you never paid me back for the damages. It's my only ride, now I have to walk 36 miles to work. I want you gone by the time I get off work.
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Merry Gentry

Dearest Dark.. I feel like I don't even know you!?  Sorry.. I'm out
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

blue bunny sparkle

Merry, Merry, Merry.

I know you too well...

The little laugh when I tease you just right there. The little gasp when I whisper in your ear. The little wink when you're about to do something REALLY naughty.

But honey, where is the excitement? The surprise? I'm afraid the wonderful memories of all we have done have clouded our future.

Let's get back together in oh, about two years and begin over!

Silo

I'm so sorry Bluey, but your bunny ears are not that funny for me rigt now... I need some Space...

Janeilbennett

Silo, when I hired you to work with me, I really thought you would actually pull your weight around here. Sure an ass in the face is lovely and inspiring, but that doesn't help when you didn't load the ammo silos and now we're sinking. We're done and your contract's terminated.
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Sometimes things don't work out. Goodbye.