Breakup with the person above you!

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Duncan

#300
June 07, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
I'm sorry FD but when you wanted that fing popa smurf to join us. I had enough.

Fragile Dreams

#301
June 07, 2009, 05:03:27 PM
What was i suppose to do? You came to my house, having 10.000 people behind you and if it's not just that, you bring a wooden horse? I ain't gonna sit here with you and your pony.

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Duncan

#302
June 07, 2009, 05:07:56 PM
Picking up the phone he calls FD.  Oh now you complain about my orgies but it was fine with the smurffs uh.  I told you when we started I was a freak but noooo you didn't listen.  Sorry were done.  *Click*

Fragile Dreams

#303
June 07, 2009, 05:12:25 PM
*Goes by Duncan's house* Don't you dare hanging up the phone on me. When i brought the smurfs we only had some fun, but you acted all weirdo. Fine, I'm leaving. *shuts the door....AGAIN*

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Duncan

#304
June 07, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
Yells out the door as he backs up in the drive way.  "YEAH WELL PAPA SMURFF WANTED TO GO WEAR ON ME?"  YOU CRAZY .......  its over.

Fragile Dreams

#305
June 07, 2009, 05:24:51 PM
*Runs through the house with the car* Don't you dare put Papa in your mouth. *drives away*

(hahaha honestly i'm about to fall from the chair from the laugh.)

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Duncan

#306
June 07, 2009, 05:28:01 PM
(I know lol its so wrong.)

Duncan takes papa out of his pocket and launches the blue .... out the hole in the wall.  Blue blood sprayed the winshield as he yelled.  "Take him you dirty ....."

Fragile Dreams

#307
June 07, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
Nooooooo, Papaaaaa. *ends up in a mental hospital*

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Darius

#308
June 07, 2009, 05:34:32 PM
Sorry FD.. I don't date mental patients, and yeah, its tacky to break up with you while you're in the psyche ward, but at least they have nice drugs for you there.  Buh Bye
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Duncan

#309
June 07, 2009, 05:36:26 PM
Man your profile on e harmony said you were a 6 ft blond chic.

Serephino

#310
June 07, 2009, 09:30:16 PM
A hot body and good sex can only keep me happy for so long.  The orgies were a nice touch too, but I'm looking for something a little more... tame.  Sorry cupcake.

Duncan

#311
June 08, 2009, 05:59:06 AM
Your face wasn't the only blue thing you left me with.  Sorry I need more then you.

Doomsday

#312
June 08, 2009, 06:06:37 AM
Brad, I really didn't care for Troy. Really. Fight Club was a lot better. And you look like a caveman! That's gross. I'm out.

Fragile Dreams

#313
June 08, 2009, 06:13:40 AM
What's with the knife? I asked for an axe... You always bring stuff home, that i don't like. I can't do it anymore.

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Doomsday

#314
June 08, 2009, 06:15:18 AM
Can't stand you flaunting your stuff to the heavens...  >:( You really want Zeus to get feisty again?

Andy

#315
June 08, 2009, 06:34:02 AM
y'know, i tought the blood and red armor thing was a nice touch at the start, but seriously, you dont even take it off to wash yourself anymore, you care more for your armor than your care for me! it's over..
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Serephino

#316
June 09, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
I'm fed up with waking up covered in claw marks.  I'm not a human scratching post dammit! 

EmbersOfShay

#317
June 12, 2009, 12:20:18 AM
I'm sorry but I can't take your mood swings anymore!

Greg MD

#318
June 12, 2009, 12:26:05 AM
Your hair is gorgeous, but really, take that wing clip out of it. You could use a shampoo.

Bloody Paramour

#319
June 12, 2009, 12:30:36 AM
its not you, its me....no actually, it really is you. why dont you ever change your clothes!
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Greg MD

#320
June 12, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
You can't accept the fact that I prefer to go without clothing!

Bloody Paramour

#321
June 12, 2009, 12:35:15 AM
no i cant!
i just cant stand seeing you that naked and that beautiful that much of the time! get away!

(*secretly laughing her ass off*)
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Greg MD

#322
June 12, 2009, 12:36:31 AM
I've had enough. You obviously can't handle my beauty ;)

(I'm glad!)

Bloody Paramour

#323
June 12, 2009, 12:40:14 AM
ITS NOT FAIR *crying* IM JUST JEALOUS AND YOU KNOW IT!

(*laughs* youre welcome)
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Greg MD

#324
June 12, 2009, 12:43:08 AM
This relationship won't work unless you recognize you are beautiful as well.
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