Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!

[Tonalberry]

*whimper*

[The Overlord]

Jesus H. Fricking Christ...  :o

[Sabby]

...I gained 5 kilos just from LOOKING at that.

...

*sneaks off to his mirror to see how wide he can open his mouth*

[HairyHeretic]

[Ket]

And now I'm wishing I had bacon...because I have shredded cheese...

[Doomsday]

DO WANT.

Note the title.

[HairyHeretic]

If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

[rafufu]

You want heart attacks? Try going to Scotland and ordering yourself a deep fried pork sausage kebab. Only contains 46 grams of fat, and customers are limited to 1 per week. For dessert you can treat yourself to a deep fried mars bar.

[HairyHeretic]

There's a lot of similarity between the Scots and the Northern Irish.

[Doomsday]

If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

What, what's an Ulster Fry master?

[HairyHeretic]

"A traditional Ulster fry consists of bacon, eggs, sausages (either pork or beef), the farl form of soda bread (the farl split in half crossways to expose the inner bread and then fried with the exposed side down), potato bread and tomatoes.[10] Other common components include mushrooms, wheaten bread or pancakes. All this is traditionally fried in lard."

Says wikipedia.

Here's one version of it.

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=727

    *  2 Bacons
    * 2 Sausages
    * 1 Vegetable Roll (sausage meat mixed with scallions (spring onions))
    * 2 Tomatoes
    * 4 Mushrooms
    * 2 Eggs
    * 1 Soda Farl (the flat version of soda bread)
    * 2 Potato Farls (Irish potato bread)

To that you can also add white pudding, black pudding, onions, friend pancakes and fried bread.

For myself, I'd go with the bacon, sausage, vegetable roll, mushrooms, white pudding, and onions, all fried.

Ish delicious.

[Doomsday]

You're all fools! Those things will get you sick, this will KILL YOU!

[Chris Brady]

I...  I think I'm the only one actually grossed out by this...

[Tonalberry]

What is wrong with the Japanese?

[Doomsday]

Nothing my friend. That looks like confectionery heaven  O:)

[Sabby]

Oh god... I HAVE to try that bacon weave thing!

[Sabby]

[Doomsday]

Good god, is that bacon wrapped in bacon, and then... BAKED?

[Tonalberry]

That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger!!

[consortium11]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/



Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich



The Pattie LaBurger

A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.

And...

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html



Candied Bacon Ice-cream


Although I do have to say I'm pretty disappointed in the Ulster Fry... that seems pretty lightweight in terms of the OTT cooked breakfasts I've seen (hell, that I've seen down my street...) ...

Oh, and from one of the best blogs in the world:



http://russelldavies.typepad.com/eggbaconchipsandbeans/

[Tonalberry]

The ultimate super bowl snack

[Lithos]

This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

[consortium11]

This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

Always a bad idea lol...

[Fertile Myrtle]

The ultimate super bowl snack

SUPER LOL!

Also, I strongly advise against grocery shopping on an empty stomach. It impairs your judgment to do radical and unreasonable things. For example, buying 5 boxes of fancy cakes. Bad idea.



Behold! my only vice.

[Oniya]

*wants a Clamwich and a Fribble*