Corrupt a wish

[Beguile's Mistress]

You got your mansion but after climbing a long, steep hill to get there you find out it's haunted.

I wish I had a kitten to curl up in my lap.

[matty79]

Granted, but it gives you fleas.

I wish I had a whole new wardrobe.

[BlueMaiden88]

Granted, but you find out too late that this new wardrobe is cursed and eats people.

I wish I had another hamburger.

[Rhedyn]

Granted but it has gone off and smells really bad.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Mercurio123]

Granted but Daenerys mistakes it for one of her own and beats you up, all the while shouting "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!"

I want a new recurve bow.

[CaptainNexus616]

Granted but then Legolas comes and beats YOU up shouting "Mine!"

I wish I had the Master Sword!

(I dare someone to have Link come beat me up  >:)  )

[MiraMirror]

Granted, but the removal of the sword from its resting place upsets the flow of time, transforming you into an elderly man who's unable to even lift it.
I wish that the take-out places nearby would get my order right for once. ;~;

[Belle33]

Granted, unfortunately you ordered it wrongly (I said no onions!!) now you have to drive back. 

I wish today would never end.

[MiraMirror]

Granted, and you're now stuck in a groundhog day loop, doomed to repeat your actions again, and again, and again, doomed to the very monotony you wished for.
I wish I had a cat tail. -w-

[Belle33]

Here you go... but the cat I cut that off of will probably bleed to death.  Happy?

I wish men would put the toilet seat down.  Geeesh!

[Mercurio123]

Granted but it becomes law that women will need to put the seat up in return

I wish I hadn't run out of Chai

[BlueMaiden88]

Granted but instead of simply finding your cupboards refilled, you find them over-filled and continuing to spit forth chai until it fills your kitchen and smothers you.

I wish I had more fancy clothes.

[Vill]

Granted, but now you do be havin' three arms and can't wear any of "your cute tops."

I wish I had a pirate ship that could sail the seven seas or fly through space so I could be doin' some space pirating.

[Rhedyn]

Granted but you have sprung a leak and your ship sinks before you can take off on your space journey.

I wish for a productive day.

[Mercurio123]

Granted but the reward for work well done is more work so you end up being stuck in the office for far longer than you wanted.

I wish I had some new shoes

[MiraMirror]

Granted, but all of your friends are jealous of your amazing new shoes, and in a bout of jealousy-fueled anger, they tear them apart.

I wish for a new fluffy pillow. -w-

[DemonessOfDeathValley]

Granted, but the pillow goes extremely flat when you put your head down.

[Mercurio123]

I wish the previous poster had a wish for me to corrupt

[CaptainNexus616]

Granted but you can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish that



Will stalk the next wish corrupter.

[Adammair]

Granted, but Goku uses his Kamehameha Wave, and obliterates it...

I wish to be a Super Saiyan.

[Vill]

Granted, but you be no longer able to count to 9,000.

I do be wishin' I wasn't so damn handsome.

[Mercurio123]

Wish can't be granted since you aren't handsome to begin with, instead you are no longer delusional and you see yourself as you actually are.

I wish someone would do my ironing.

[Vill]

Granted, but you do be wearing yer clothes as they be ironed.

I wish Netflix would restart the firefly series.

[Villain]

Wish granted, they restart 'Firefly' the 14 hour documentary series about the mating patterns of fire flies

I wish Atlantis never sank

[Mercurio123]

Granted. instead it just never existed in the first place.

I wish I didn't feel so tired