Would you like me if I.....

[Lisossa Etasu]

No  :'( I'm not demanding.

...if I lost you to a higher bidder?

[Falstaff]

I would escape their clutches

If I was a romantic at heart?

[Lisossa Etasu]

Just don't smother me with romance.

...if I didn't believe in love at first sight?

[Falstaff]

Very rarely happens, so yes

If I turned in to a dog?

[Lisossa Etasu]

Wha....oh....OK...

...if I got bitten by a Vampire and enjoyed it.

[Falstaff]

Maybe I could oblige...sometime.

If I could detect lies?

[Lisossa Etasu]

Hmm...perhaps....

...if I to give you electric shocks if you touched me?

[Falstaff]

Liked...yes...less touching, more conversation...ok

If I were a virgin?

[Lisossa Etasu]

it wouldn't be a problem.

...if I were one too?

[Falstaff]

Yes...uh

If my touch were poisonous?

[Lisossa Etasu]

No!  :'( I could never hold you.

...if I was undead?

[Falstaff]

*thinking about it*  what kind of undead?

[Lisossa Etasu]

Night walker...

[Falstaff]

Hmm...sometimes I hunt them.  Sometimes.  I guess I could like you still.

If I named a pet after you?

[Lisossa Etasu]

*Shrugs*  Sure.

...if it turned out I had a pain addiction?

[Falstaff]

Yes

If I stayed up late at night?

[Lisossa Etasu]

Yes

...if I slept till lunch time?

[Falstaff]

Sure.

If I had wings?

[Phoenixrisen]

Yes!

...found adventure even where there shouldn't have been any to be had?

[Falstaff]

Absolutely

If I had to say goodnight so soon?  (getting up early)

[Phoenixrisen]

Yup yup.

...really needed something warm and comforting?

[Falstaff]

Absolutely.

If I just stayed up to send you one more response?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, that's very sweet.

...tucked you into bed, knowing you needed to sleep?

[Falstaff]

Why, thank you...yes

If I were made of stone?

[lenka]

yes because I like all things hard ;)

Would you like it if I ate food before bed?