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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish  (Read 193994 times)

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Offline Eikichi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5850 on: February 13, 2018, 08:25:56 AM »
Granted, but now you are only awake for 1 hour of the day.

I wish it was easier to write.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5851 on: February 13, 2018, 10:02:30 AM »
Granted but, unfortunately you can only write a long forgotten language that nobody understands.

I wish I had a flying car.

Offline Anesa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5852 on: February 13, 2018, 10:35:36 AM »
Granted, but each time the car takes flight, the theme song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang blares through the car's audio system and you can never get the tune out of your head!



 :P

I wish Prince Charming would come along and take me away.



Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5853 on: February 13, 2018, 10:39:01 AM »
Granted, but each time the car takes flight, the theme song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang blares through the car's audio system and you can never get the tune out of your head!

I actually love that song would probably sing along with it.

OT: Granted, but he Detective Prince Charming and is arresting you for murder.

I wish I had the ability to get instant hugs whenever I wanted.

Offline Anesa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5854 on: February 13, 2018, 08:31:00 PM »
Granted, but this bear hug will sadly be your last.




I wish I was relaxing on a sandy white beach with a margarita in my hand.



Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5855 on: February 17, 2018, 07:11:02 PM »
Granted, you've been transported to the beaches of Titan...

I wish I had everything

Offline Quick Ben

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5856 on: February 18, 2018, 12:24:51 PM »
Granted, everything suddenly fills your closet spaces and explodes outwards in a fatal flow of avarice spelling out your DOOM!

I wish I had a turtle.


Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5857 on: February 18, 2018, 09:53:36 PM »
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a Leatherback Sea Turtle weighing in at nearly 1,000lbs; an animal that needs small animals (usually jellyfish to survive). An expensive pet if I do say so myself...

I wish I had someone who could alphabetize the nearly 10 new movies into my 6 CD holders so I don't have to.

Online William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5858 on: Yesterday at 02:43:08 AM »
A kindly burglar alphabetizes your new movies while absconding with your more valuable personal items.

I wish I could type at the speed I usually do but with perfect accuracy.