Sage Advice....?

[Captain Maltese]

Short advice only please, only one per post, and please....don't make quotes, come with your OWN versions and preferably from personal experience ;D
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Never eat creamy cake while having a bad hangover.

[Greenthorn]

Always remember to put your "toys" away when you're done...or when you leave the room.  If not, someone (a kid) or something (a dog) -will- come running down the steps with it.

[Captain Maltese]

Never drink orange juice shortly after you have brushed your teeth.

[Lilias]

Never even think, 'It's just five minutes, what could possibly happen?'

[Aeval]

Don't ever leave a project, letter, paper, task for the day it is due thinking "Oh I have PLENTY of time to get it done"! Something ALWAYS happens that day robbing you of the time you THOUGHT you had!

[Captain Maltese]

Don't get online friends; you will never be able to share a real hug with them. Ever.

[Greenthorn]

Make plenty of online friends...you'll never know when they can do something for you that your RL friends can't...like help you get through a really bad time in your RL!

;)

[Captain Maltese]

Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

[Paradox]

Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

Try to avoid the crazy girls when you're ready to settle down and start a stable life. I used to live a life full of drugs and partying and all sorts of crazy shit; when I left all that behind, having a down-to-earth girlfriend who didn't drink much or go wild really helped keep me on the right path as well.

[Desan]

Don't go out and eat toquitos at 7 eleven when you have a chronic illness in your stomach >.>

[Lilias]

When something breaks down, brace yourself for a whole slew of breakdowns to follow. Anyone's guess how many or for how long.

[Captain Maltese]

Love hurts, relationships end, faith gets abused, hope dwindles, trust breaks, everything falls apart, the center cannot hold; the best thing about life is that it ends. 

[WyldRanger]

Love hurts and relationships end, but after awhile you begin to realize that there's more out there!  :D

[Inkidu]

The drunk girl at the party is only fun when you're the one not having your shirt and shoes ruined...

[Captain Maltese]

If four pissed off guards had to cooperate to get you out of the 7-11 at 2am, DO NOT bother with trying to talk your way back in.

[Inkidu]

Real love never truly dies; it has to be killed.

[Dawg]

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Dear Elliquines ~

The ideas, concepts and possibilities are limitless
and show that within our mind lies the power of Wu wei
and by harnessing that power and aligning it,
one can achieve "wei wu wei" - action without action and limitless power.

-: Dawg  :-

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[Sultrynets]

Never go to bed angry.

[slavemarkira]

This is a general corrollary developed from watching LOTS of daytime TV- In GENERAL, IN RELATIONSHIPS - Men are pigs, and women are stupid.  Except when it's reversed.

[dready]

it's best to guess when you don't know the answer to a question, because you can only be wrong in the guess when the guess wasn't correct. ^^

[Captain Maltese]

No matter how drunk or tired you are when completing your business in the bathroom, and no matter how alike the sprayboxes are....don't mistake the shaving foam box for the air freshener.

[Greenthorn]

Don't underestimate anyone or anything.

[WyldRanger]

-Don't rush to judgment, nor allow hate or impatience to rule your actions.

-Next time, take a deep breath relax for a while before coming back to resolve things.

[dready]

If you have a pen and paper, write with errors.

[Inkidu]

If you have a pencil and paper you'd better damned well use the eraser. :D

[dready]

if you have a pencil and paper, make a boat.

[Schwarzepard]

If you have to ask yourself "What the fuck am I doing here?" the answer is "Nothing. Leave."

[dready]

if you are asked a question and replied with a 'maybe', remember that it is two-thirds 'yes'. if 'probably' then it is one-half 'no' and one-third 'yes.'

[Inkidu]

If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

[dready]

the dot in the maps for malls do move around when you do as well.

[WyldRanger]

If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*

[Inkidu]

...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*

Find the sign over there. :P

[dready]

if a sign says that you're going to be on fire, don't swim in the ocean.

[bluejay]

if you buy one of those over priced sodas from the fridge by the registers in most grocery stores..make sure you wipe if off before you drink..the snotty kid in front of you in line probably licked all of them

[dready]

don't eat donuts behind casings, they've already been spat on.

[Grim]

The truth never hurts, only actions do.

[dready]

in a game with three sides with each being a weakness to the other, one of the weaknesses will always be stronger than the other two.

[Hippie]

Always listen to your spidey senses. They know more than you think... *sighs*

[dready]

if you think something and forget it, you'll forget it later as well.

[Satnslillgrl]

Never put the "This side down" side up when popping a bag of popcorn.

[dready]

always turn an empty box with an arrow on the side upside down, to confuse the aliens who want to take over the world.

[Corinthi]

You will drop whatever container you hold your dice in, and generally in an inconvenient place. Plan accordingly when choosing said container.

[dready]

if your dice are in a bag, make sure the bag is not made of chain mail.

keep your books outside of a chain mail bag.

don't put personal belongings inside of a chain mail bag.

the only reason to have a chain mail bag, is to have a chain mail bag.

chain mail bags are perfect as a flail-esque weapon. :3

[Izu]

Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD

[dready]

Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD

the same is not meant for non-alcoholic beverages. ;3

[Skye]

Don't let your mother know she was right, she'll never let you forget it.

[Rider of Wind]

Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

[Skye]

Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

Truly sage advice ROTW...I'll remember that bit about the rocket children.

Don't use the men's restroom!

[Rider of Wind]

Don't stand too near the urinals when cleaning the men's bathroom, they can flush on you automatically! (and it's scary)

Oh and when entering the men's bathroom to clean, knock three times, ask twice and shout once to make sure that no one is in there.

[Skye]

Don't peek into that hole in the wall! You'll get eye damage. *Nods solemnly.*

[dready]

that strange mystery splotch that you have in your house wasn't made sometime after you arrived, it was made when the previous residents were leaving.

*slightly maniacal laughter*

[Corinthi]

Every party needs one sober person to keep drunken idiots from getting arrested. Don't upset the sober person because you might end up being the drunken idiot.

[Rider of Wind]

  A camera can never be overused, a condom can.

[Duncan]

ALWAYS put the toilet seat DOWN.  Even if you are home alone. 

[Rider of Wind]

If you are using the toilet late at night or very early in the morning always put a hand on the seat before you lower yourself down, just in case someone left it up. Cold toilet bowl rim is not cool.

[dready]

if there is a leak in your faucet, don't look for cracks in the bath tub.

[Rhapsody]

If it looks like chocolate, it's probably baby poo.

[dready]

if it looks like baby excrement, it'll most likely be something entirely different.

if it smells like baby excement, then it most likely is relevant.