Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Leo

Granted. It's 1 degree lower now.

I wish my one true wish wasn't a secret!
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

MsCuddly

Granted, now everyone in the world knows and laughs at you for it.

I wish for boss that isn't a complete asshole.

Amelita

Granted. You now have a boss who's a complete dick.

I wish for luuuv ;)


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Leo

Granted. But I'm the only one who loves you  :D

I wish I wasn't feeling childishly flirty tonight.
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

MsCuddly

Granted, now you're feeling an adult kind of flirty.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Amelita

Granted, you now WANT to work tomorrow...


I wish I could hug ya'll


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MsCuddly

Granted, but everyone is covered in spikes, so it would be very painful to hug anyone.

I wish I wasn't single.

Amelita

granted. Are now double.


wishing for a good hunt...


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Harley Quinn

What are you, a vampire?

Granted! But you soon become the prey instead and are killed.

I wish I'd get the role.
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Amelita

Granted. Fall down stairs on opening night and can't do the part. The understudy gets signed...

Wish I was a hot guy's t-shirt... (wear me babe...)


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Lucius Cornelius

granted, you are buy by the most nerd boy in the town, taht think that you are cook.



wish  a less hot day today...

kimbersee

Granted. You are in Antartica naked.

I wish for a breeze.

Harley Quinn

#1787
Granted! You're treated to a nice breeze.  Unfortunately, it turns into a tornado and carries you away with it.  :-\

I wish to become a walking thesaurus, so that I can write awesome roleplays.

(I should wish to learn how to spell, too.)
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kimbersee

Granted. You can spell in British!

I wish Harley was visible.

Harley Quinn

Granted!  But Harley is shy, so she goes back to being invisible again.  That silly woman.

I wish I could figure out what to eat.
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Lucius Cornelius

granted, i appear in front of you  :P


i wish that the night arrives soon.

kimbersee

Granted, you close your eyes.

I wish for a super cool hat!

DiverseDesires


One cool, very cool hat........

your hat gets so cool it freezes and sticks to the top of head, giving you a freezer burn


I wish I didn't have so much work to do
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Lucius Cornelius

Granted you have the work that i have to do!
laugh hysterical


Wish to finish it ...

Acinonyx

Wish granted. You finish it, all of it, and then you're left with absolutely nothing to do for days and go insane from boredom.

I wish I had a Subway sandwich.

DiverseDesires

You are sandwiched between two subway trains when they crash


I wish I had magic wand to do all the housework with
"The imagination is the spur of delights… all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything; now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?" ~Marquis de Sade~

Imaginings  ~  Desirables  ~  Wilful Words  ~  Diary - A/A  Updated September 15th

Lucius Cornelius

Granted, they done once and you are happy, as you turn back, it is undone again.


i wish i could have an ice -cream now

Acinonyx

Granted, you're now stuck at the only ice cream stand in Antarctica.

I wish my cat wasn't trying to eat my food.

Lucius Cornelius

Granted, a dog has come to eat it. and your cat is in danger next.


wish that can have a nap.

Acinonyx

Congrats, you're now in possession of a 2-cent paper napkin.

I wish for world peace.