Very Punie

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Prefect Mos

This one is simple, tell a god awful joke based on word play, or streight up puns.


"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The  doctors described his condition as stable."

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Candy, who was a sweet girl, married Rich, who was a wealthy guy.

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Prefect Mos

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

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Three blondes walked into a bar.  You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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Prefect Mos

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand

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The plumber once advised me  that when you do comedy never faucet, that was plumbing the depths there

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"...a line of argument that would work with a Joe Sixcunt kind of guy" (me in a comment post somewhere)

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There was a man who entered a pun contest. Afraid, he sent in ten puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win.


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I can row a boat Canoe?

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Prefect Mos

A backward poet writes inverse

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If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?  A poul-tree

Prefect Mos

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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Quote from: Prefect Mos on June 30, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

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the baker got sacked for putting his dick in the doughnut maker..She got sacked too

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Prefect Mos

Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed.

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Quote from: Prefect Mos on June 30, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

This is an actual quote from an early interview with the German cannibal Armin M., the guy who had struck a deal with another man accepting to be killed and eaten, you know:

"His flesh was tough, says Armin, still incensed that Bernd-Jürgen lied about his age."  ;D >:)

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