Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Tamhansen

Sure. Just means you're smart. Guess you can hand in your sign.

If I put you in with the dolphins instead
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

dolphins are cute.....


.... beat the tar outta my net connect.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

No, cause if you did that, we'd lose your company. And I like said company.

If I brought you Belgian chocolates
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

ooo CHOCOLATE! you are SO my new best friend! *chuckles*

.... said eff the net and just made a surprise visit?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Sure, you're welcome here anytime you want.

If I made you a fancy candlelit dinner when you came over (just to clarify the food itself is not actually candlelit that'd hurt)
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

*falls over laughing hysterically* (and getting wierd looks from coworkers i might add)

yes, candlelit food or not.

.... brought Manic and Ritsu with me?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

Sure, the more the merrier. Just need to make sure I have enough food.

If desert was made of various fruits, whip cream and chocolates?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Autumn52

Yes but only if I can lick the whip cream off your skin

Would you like me if I sang songs to you?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth

Yes.

Would you like me if I nibbled on your lady parts while you sang?

Tamhansen

Sure, don't have any, but sure

If I pointed out your error
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

*growl*... Bane hates constructive criticism...

... if I joined you, Phoenyx, Ritsu and Manic with a surprise visit to wherever you live?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Ooh that'd make five, or a woody Allen. Fine by me, ask the girls.

If I asked you to bring some whiskey along?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Sure... I have some in the basement...

If I brought Scotch, and some Mendoza wine?... I am more of a wine guy...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Sure, just as long as your not a whine guy ;)

If I played my bongo after dinner
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

I'd prefer those hands in other places, but...sure.

...if I danced while you did so?

Tamhansen

I'd applaud that, especially sexy dances.

If I led you into an Argentinian Tango full of lust and desire?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Ooh... I know how ... and I am officially offended that you would think I am a whine guy...;)

... if I danced real close to one of the ladies?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

MM, come dance with me, Bane.

...if I tied you to my bed and Phoe and Ritsu and I all kissed every inch of you?

Since apparently we're all loading up and heading over to have an orgy with Kat. *pinches Bane in the behind* Why I was not told of this tryst you have planned, mister?

Deamonbane

Well... PG-13 keeps me from my real response... but let us just say that I am... intensely interested :P

... If I somehow broke out of my bonds and did some kissing of my own? ;)

And I officially have no idea what you are talking about...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Actually it was Phoenix's idea, bane invited himself.

And I'd love that. Wait, just me, or both me and bane tied up?

If I kept asking for more?

ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Tamhansen

Crud, ninja'd well it stands either way, so there
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

Both of you, definitely. Can't play favorites, now can we? And Phoe, wherever you are, Love you girl.

Mmm, love it when my men beg. And escapee's get a spanking and tighter bonds, bane.

...if we broke out the flavored oils and licked every inch of you two? I'm thinking...strawberry. And chocolate drizzle.

Deamonbane

hmmmm... color me interested... ;)

... if I refused to beg?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

I also have peach and apple pie flavour if you like.

If I gave you the key to the 'toybox' to pick out some nice things to 'play' with?

Argh.

And we have ways to compel you bane.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

Bane, baby, I can make you beg.

Mmm, I love peaches. *grins* Depends on what toys I find in that toybox.

...if the ladies and I untied you both and commanded you play together while we watch?