Re: Last One Wins

[abandoneddolly]

I"ll lace the ground with spikes

[Blaed]

Pain is good. How should I spend the time now that I have the ability to feel?

[abandoneddolly]

you should spend it giving me the win

[Blaed]

I will give you a win, but not the win.

[abandoneddolly]

what kind of win would you give me

[Blaed]

What kind would you like?

[abandoneddolly]

a sexy kind

[Blaed]

Oh really? Hrmm, then maybe I can make it come true!

[abandoneddolly]

mmm that dose sound fun

[Blaed]

But I would have to learn what you find sexy, and just each and every little thing that drives you nuts.

[abandoneddolly]

pain

[Blaed]

-shudders-

I think I am going to like you more then I already do.


And I think you will hate me more then you already do too, since you hate is like.

[abandoneddolly]

 :P what makes you think My hate is like?

[Blaed]

Because you hate me and the devil!

[abandoneddolly]

well you do both take my win, and destroy my doll house

[Blaed]

I repaired your doll house, and gave you new toys!

[abandoneddolly]

what about the termites yesterday?

[Blaed]

They only wanted to be petted. But you sprayed them with bug spray, and that made them mad.

[abandoneddolly]

Oh of course, you gave metermites to pet them. It was all s misunderstanding.

[Blaed]

What are metermites?

[abandoneddolly]

its me trying to type with a kid on my lap...termites

[Blaed]

Ah I see. Well yeah, I sent them for you to pet them. I thought that you would have like them and started to cuddle with them and everything.

[abandoneddolly]

and they wouldn't eat my house?

[Blaed]

Maybe if they got hungry. But they just wanted to be your friend, and you did this:

>:) BUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG SSSSSPPPPPPPRAAAAAYYYY!

[abandoneddolly]

so what about the giant ass monster he just wanted to cuddel too?