Corrupt a wish

[TheHangedOne]

Granted. He's back. He does not want to have anything to do with you, however.

"Happiness for everybody, free, and nobody will go away unsatisfied!"

[Mercedes]

Granted but in doing so it through off the balence of the universe and it imploded

I wish for peace

[TheHangedOne]

Granted. Nobody fights, bickers, or argues any more. Wars cease. With the death rate dropping to half of what it is, globally, in the first year, and continuing to decrease after that, the world reaches its population capacity very, very quickly. The net result is that most people in the world will starve to death; billions. Then, eventually, it will stabilize, but a pattern of behavior is set.

I wish for a bottle of root beer.

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but the bottle it made of burning thermite and you must drink every drop.


I wish I was dating Christina Hendricks

[Undeniable Sin]

Granted but she's a witch and during your first fight she turns you into a rat and cages you

I wish I was married to Ryan Gosling

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but it turns out his sexiness is a latex skin and he is secretly hideous.




I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons

[Undeniable Sin]

Granted, you find yourself in a mystical land, with power to fly. Sadly dragons don't take well to intruders and they eat you

I wish I had the power to look like whoever I want

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but when you transform, you do not know it and you will think anyone that comments on it is lying.


I wish I could stop farting.

[Undeniable Sin]

Granted. You now can't fart. Get your affairs in order. You will soon explode

I wish I could think of a person and be transported to their side

[Remy]

Granted...but he's made the same wish and vanishes back to from where you had been as you arrive.


I wish I owned my own Harley.

[Snickerz]

Granted...but he's made the same wish and vanishes back to from where you had been as you arrive.


I wish I owned my own Harley.

Granted.... Perfect size for Barbie.


I wish I was still a teenager.

[saphireMARIE]

Granted, but know you are stuck at 15 forever being forced to sit your gcses forever.

I wish I had some wkd right now

[JadeArwen]

granted, but some how you trip and fall as you do the bottle breaks before you even have a drop.

I wish I had a baby sitter.

[ladia2287]

Granted. A woman shows up at your house with a baby glued to her arse

I wish my customers were capable of reason and common sense

[CharlotteBelle]

Granted. Your customers all realize the economy is in shambles and with reason and common sense, buy nothing. The store goes bankrupt.

I wish my coffee pot was never empty and always hot.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted... its blazing hot and untouchable, now your whole house smell of coffee 24/7.

I with the weather is back to normal

[Infinitiveangie]

Granted, unfortunately... The weather never changed anymore, and our crops died out due to the heat/warmth.

I wish it would snow this year.

[ladia2287]

Granted; your house is buried to the roof in snow after a blizzard and it takes emergency workers a week to dig you out.

I wish my boss could be nice just once in a while.

[CharlotteBelle]

Granted. Your boss is nice to you one day a month, but the rest of the month he's 10 times worse than he is now.

I wish I had lasagna for breakfast.

[Tise]

Granted but that Lasagna is 900 years old.
I wish I was approved.

[Infinitiveangie]

Granted, but then you ended up loving Elliquiy so much you dropped everything else for it and you found yourself forced to never roleplay here anymore.

I wish I could win a big lottery ticket.

[Chasseybaby]

Granted! But you loose the ticket...

I wish for a new paint job for my motorcycle.

[Tise]

Granted but some one keys your bike the next day.

I wish I was the silver surfer \ o /

[Chasseybaby]

Granted! But your stuck in a freeze frame of a comic book ad, forever...

I wish for 6 more hours in the day... *yawn*

[Tise]

Granted but these 6 extra hours will only exist on the 14th of October.

I wish I knew what the Fox says.