Random Movie Quotes

[Hippie]

That's the dopest dope I've ever smoked

- Pineapple Express

[Transgirlenstein]

Darwin Mayflower: History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!

George Kaplan: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.
Hudson Hawk: Why George you old softie.
George Kaplan: God, I miss Communism. The Red threat... people were scared... the agency had some respect and I got laid every night.

[Tommy Five-Tone is miraculously alive at the end of the film]
Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
Tommy Five-Tone: Air bags! Can you fucking believe it?
Anna: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back! Can you fucking BELIEVE it?


All from Hudson Hawk

[leelan]

Rool: We'll never keep up with those horses.
Franjean: Then we will have to track them!
Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'll catch us, stick us in cages, torture us, and then finally devour us!
Franjean:Are you suggestiong we go home??
Rool: Nah...this is more fun!
Franjean: Alright...come on...


Madmartigan: Well looks like I got you here.
Franjean: You?! What did YOU do??
Rool: All you did was hang around and eat our eggs! Huh!


~Willow

[Satnslillgrl]

Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? Well, you can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

~Donnie Darko~

[Dreamweaver]

"Never get out of the boat.  Absolutely goddamned right."

- Apocalypse Now

[Terris Geolith]

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Creasy: What I do best. I'm going to kill them. Anyone who was involved. Anyone who profited from it. Anyone who opens their eyes at me...

Lisa: You'll kill them all...

- Man on Fire

[somethingblue]

"It is his love, it is his passion, it is..."
"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."

Ferris Beuller's Day Off

"Well, Sinead-O-Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!"

Empire Records

[Shiri]

"My peanut." Johnny Depp as Cpt. Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

[tesseractive]

Go that way -- really fast! If something gets in your way, turn!

--skiing advice from multiple characters, Better Off Dead

[Shiri]

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe." from Beetlejuice.

[Darius]

"So you're like a crazy person?"
Evie to V  from V

[Elektra]

"You make every day feel like kindergarten" - Mallory Knox

- Natural Born Killers -

[Shiri]

The Addams Family
Pugsley: "We're not shy!"
Wednesday: "We're contagious."

[Dreamweaver]

"Check out the big brain on Brad!!" - Jules

Pulp Fiction

[Rhapsody]

"You look familiar... Have I threatened you before?"
- Cap'n Jack

"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."
- also Cap'n Jack

"Listen... I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I got this. I'm okay. I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape."
"That's suicide!"
"I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward."
"Guy... Guy, maybe you're the plucky comedy relief. You ever think about that?"
"Plucky?"
"Besides. Hehehehe... I just had this really interesting idea... Yeah, let's go."
"Are you stoned?"
-  Guy Fleegman and Fred Kwan

"Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
- The Oracle

"I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk. I love it."
- The Merovingian

[Shiri]

"Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?" -Corpse Bride

[strudel]

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

--Also fear and loathing.

--All quotes by Hunter S. Thompson. R.I.P. 2-20-2005

[grdell]

"Her name is not 'Sticks'! It's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen. And the last she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"

-Willow

[Duncan]

"Mombo Jumbo I am hungry get me some eggs or something."-Willow as well.

[Oreo]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" ~ Dirty Harry

[SakiaWarner]

Hannibal King: What the fuck?

Asher Talos:Good dog.

Hannibal King:What the fuck?

Asher Talos: His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species, experimenting.

Hannibal King: You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian?
Blade Trinity

Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Rocco: Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.


All from Boondock Saints

[Oreo]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." ~ Cool Hand Luke

[Shiri]

"Is it my imagination or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?" - Coming to America

[Oreo]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." ~ Apocalypse Now

[Darius]

Rick:  You know what I want to hear.
Sam: No, I don't (obviously lying)
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don't think I can remember. (still lying)
Rick. If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

Casablanca