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U R Banned!

Started by stormkitten, April 17, 2009, 12:06:51 AM

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Sabby

Your banned for prejudice against Neko's!

Beguile's Mistress

I have no prejudice against Neko's.  My cat told me to say that.  *Looking over my shoulder at a smirking cat*  Bad Kitty!

Sabby

Then your banned for hoarding cats! Share wif the rest of your fwends! ^^

Beguile's Mistress

*looking over my shoulder at the cat again*  There you go kitty.  They want you.  Kitty?  Where you going kitty?

Oh well, I tried.

Sabby

Well, I would ban you for allowing the cat to walk all over your authority, but... well, yeah ^^' hehe

Beguile's Mistress

It's a conversation we have from time to time.  Her usual response is "Because I'm a cat."  Of course, I get the last word yelling "I'm not impressed" at her bum as she walks away.

Sabby

We has our ways, heehee

Sabby

O.O *idea!*

Your banned... 'cause I'm a cat!

Beguile's Mistress

~here I am yelling~  "I'm not impressed"  ~at YOUR bum~  LOL

Misery

Banned for threatening the feathers.
“There is no greater sorrow than to be mindful of the happy time in misery.”  - Dante Alighieri

Seara

You are banned for not loving the bunnies!

DarkAngel


Seara

Well, your banned for banning me lol

Sabby

Quote from: Seara Cain on August 12, 2009, 12:53:20 AM
Well, your banned for banning me lol

Okay, close the thread. Its over.

Beguile's Mistress

U R banned for giving up!  (some cat)

DarkAngel

Pours Tar and Honey all over you "Your a witch I must banned you some how "

Beguile's Mistress

The honey I don't mind.  It's tasty and I'm sure there are a few kind souls who will help me remove it.

You are banned for getting tar on my gown.  How am I going to get that off?

CaptainErotica

  My men would gladly clean the tar off your dress Lass.

Your banned for not drinking enough rum last night.

TheLegionary

You are banned because of the scarf in your head - it is awful... red with black spots! Argh!

CaptainErotica

Your banned due to your wardrobe malfunction. Several of our female members and even a some of the men have gotten into accidents, because they were checking you out instead of where they were going.

Beguile's Mistress

You are banned for not having enough rum.

CaptainErotica

 It has come to our attention that recently you too part in an altercation over a pair of pantieson the docks with some of the Pirates. Apparently these Pirates are now Eunuchs. I'm afraid for these actions you are now Banned.

Beguile's Mistress

You ordered them to devour me.

They took their chances.  It's not my fault that when they tried to stand up for themselves I cut them off.

You are banned for not looking out for your crew.

CaptainErotica

Fine then your banned for not letting them devour you.

Beguile's Mistress

I couldn't let them devour me.  I just had my nails done.

You are banned for just not understanding and for not sharing your Jack Daniels with the rest of us.