Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Fira

Granted but everyone else in the world no longer understood or spoke French.

I wish my hair was never a bundle of mess.
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Snapespersephone

granted you have no hair

I wish I had taco bell
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Sould

Granted but you have to suck off a fat Mexican now

I wish I had a pair of golden wristlets

Fira

Granted but they suck the life from you.

I wish I had new glasses
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Nic

Granted, but they are old looking ones, and to big for your face.

I wish my insurance was paid for me

Sould

granted but now your life is monitored by the government

I wish I had a job

Nic

Granted, but you have to now pick up dog poop for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be more motivated

Fira

granted but now you can only get two hours of sleep a night

I wish my schooling was paid for.
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Luvan95

Granted but you learn absolutely nothing during the whole time there.

I wish I could fall asleep whenever I wanted to
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Sould

granted but no one said anything about waking up....

I wish I knew how to make every type of food

Fira

Granted but you can never improve the recipes or learn new ones that come into existence. You also have to make food, you can't get the premade anything anymore. 

I wish I could control time.
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

granted but now time moves faster for you by two years

I wish I didn't have emotions

sweetgirl91

Pass, but now everyone is very bored by you.

I wish I could grant wishes.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Ghandi

Nic

granted, However you turn into a genie, and are bound to the lamp, and are in slaved.

I wish I could be more romantic

sweetgirl91

Granted but then you turn into a blubbering mess and your girlfriend tells you she already has a pussy and doesn't need another :)

I wish it was a perfect 65 degrees all year long.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Ghandi

Nic

Granted, but you turn in to a lizard stuck in a glass box, and your the pet of a 10 year old boy.

I wish I knew how to cook

Kane Gunlock

Granted but its not food its Meth you are now a felon

I wish I was indestructible

Fira

Granted but the world gets destroyed leaving you the only one left alive.

I wish I had magic powers
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

saphireMARIE

granted, but because you didn't specify what sort of powers you get the power of being invisible, you can't touch anything though so nobody would ever know what happened D:

I wish I hadn't got a sore nose

FionaM

This happens.

I wish I could change sex at will.

Kane Gunlock

Granted but its some weird alien sex incomprehensible to human being amd you go mad

I wish I was more crazy

Rex33

Granted, but you're so crazy you wind up in a mental institute.

I wish I made it into the NBA.
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Snapespersephone

granted you are not the best towel boy the NBA has ever had

I wish I could get paid to be me
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

DarkEnigma

Granted, yet it is monopoly money.

I wish I my refrigerator worked again.

Luvan95

Granted but now your fridge isn't working instead.

I wish I had a second me that did all my homework for me
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