Breakup with the person above you!

[Cayenne]

Dear Boatman,

You know what? Full disclosure, I like older individuals.  You seemed mysterious, and long bearded, and wise!  You had horns, which turn out to be more antlers than incubus indicating, you know, I just expected a wild, crawling out of my skin, thrashing in ecstasy till I can't take no more! Well, I suppose, I admit I might have set the bar a little high, but honestly, who would have thought you'd sit around and quote me things, or think about the old days.  I don't want to go into the forest and pick berries with you, and learn about herbs and preservation of the natural world, not that it isn't an important subject, but honestly, not what I was looking for.

So in the end, you probably won't even notice I'm gone, you seem to spend more time talking to yourself than me anyway.

So yeah..

Goodbye.

Cayenne~

[Boatman]

When we first met on that Greek beach you joyfully discarded every thread of your skimpy fabric skin and frolicked in the shallows with me for countless hours.

But then everything changed..
It was your insistence that I wore a hat.. not to mention clothes!.. when going out drinking with your human friends that wore me down.
I mean, if you've got it flaunt it has always been my mantra.

Farewell.

[Cayenne]

Dearest Boatman,

When you said you captained the most important boat in the world, I'd figured something a little bigger, I figured high seas adventures and the rush of waves and things crashing! Of sea monsters and  herculean efforts! Turns out though, you're basically running a taxi service into hell, and if I was anywhere into death metal, I might be more impressed but you know, for a guy who runs such an important boat - you haven't even adjusted for inflation! really? Still taking coins? I realize your expenses are low! But I gotta eat! I like nice things!

And honestly, this whole coyly saying "Don't rock the boat" before sex on the boat, not even sure how that is amusing to you still at this point!

So anyway, yeah, hopefully it won't be awkward if at some point in the future I show up needing passage at some point.

Cayenne~

[Boatman]

C

OK, when I dropped in on you that night and things turned physical we said no secrets... Do you remember?

We immortals look the same every day, so why all the time in the bathroom?
Don't bother with any of your deceptions... I've found your anti-aging creams and hidden 'legends' magazine.

You're just one of those human women who wants an immortal child by an incubus. I know your type.
It's simply not going to happen.

The sex was great BTW.

Cherio

[saphireMARIE]

You prefer your boats over me, just not happening mate.
Cya around.

[Boatman]

SM

I catch the most delicious crab and  lobster with my bare hands. I take you to sunbathe naked in spectacular secret coves only I know.
Then you say let's get a place in the city.
What's wrong with my plaice?

No pleasing mortals...pah!

You're dumped.

B

[Divine Tenacity]

Boatman, seriously?

We are done here.

[Boatman]

Midori,

I am so sorry... really!
But.. fulfilling your heart's desire to be tied up and tended to in that dank rat-infested dungeon for days on end lost its initial thrill.
So I just threw away the key.

Think of me from time to time,

Yours always.

B

[Cayenne]

Dear Boatman,

I like humiliation as much as the next sex addict, and I mean, having sex with an old, strangely bearded, homeless looking man with horns who spends most of his time shuttling crying people into spaces of which, only endless torture awaits was pretty good! I'll admit! I mean, you should have seen the fluster on my face when I explained to my parents that the Greek guy with an important job was just some grizzly, hermit looking guy of whom, has nothing better to do with his free time but hit on mortals at the bar.

And oh! The games we'd play! Where you'd take all my identification and row me to the other side of the lake, and threaten to send me to the depths of hell while doing me from behind! Well, lets just say that was good times. Though, that time you actually did send me in for a few days, kinda not as cool with that.

Yet, this whole "Oh you're getting older" "Hohoho, us immortals don't age" I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you didn't come into existence as a gangly old prune juice sipping layabout, no, YOU'VE AGED MY FRIEND.  You think you're some hope springs forever spring chicken, spry thing, when the reality of your "Oh my back hurts can you row for a while?" "Do you think I'd look good with two canes?" TWO CANES? IT'S CALLED A WALKER, LOOK IT UP NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON THE SURFACE TRYING TO HIT ON GIRLS WITH GRAMPA ISSUES.

...ahem.

If you cannot tell, this relationship has ended.

Cayenne~

[Boatman]

Dear Human Child,

You said, and kept saying;
‘Let yourself go;’ 
‘Forget your inhibitions;’
‘Let your instinct drive your body’.

But I held back, obviously. To protect you, because.. well, I cared.
No point in you dying, however ecstatically, too early in the game.

And it was then I discovered your double standards.
I had, reluctantly, decided to give into my instincts.
To give you everything…absolutely everything…  fast and furious.
But whilst I was weighing up the risks I realised I was a bit peckish…

I saw your fluffy white rabbit with the lovingly tied pink bow… and remembered what you’d said about giving in....

It felt nothing.. but the tears you shed astounded me.
My instinct is to extract every ounce of delight from the moment.
But I realise… now... you are too delicate a flower.

Enjoy your moment.
Goodbye.

Boats

[Belle33]

You're too horny for me.  Don't be a stranger.  Bye!

[Stone]

You keep using my shirts. I don't have a single shirt left that doesn't smell of you anymore.

How'm I supposed to get any work done with that scent around all day?

You gotta go.

[Belle33]

Stone!!! It's been a while!!  *hugggs*

You're suffocating me.  I can't deal with that.  Goodbye!

[Boatman]

Dear Belle

The bareback horse riding just tickled too much.

Sorry,

B

[Stone]

Stone!!! It's been a while!!  *hugggs*

Months and months!

Boatman, you don't give me free rides. Goodbye!

[Belle33]

You never touch me like that!  Where's the love?  It's over!

[Boatman]

I keep doing your washing, but enough is enough, you are history.

[Belle33]

Hmmmph!  You're too lazy.  I'm over it!  Goodbye.

[Boatman]

OK, so I need a life full of adventure plundering merchantmen in the Carribean, and you want a stud farm, or was that a farm full of studs?

It's not working. Sling your hook me'lubber.

Boats

[Cayenne]

I aen't going to say this twice.

By the way hello.

Thanks to all your hard work, I'm now immortal! No worrying about me aging! No worrying about diseases or anything! Yep, our long dream has finally come true! Thing is though, now that I got all this time, I gotta do some wandering.  I mean, you understand, you live forever and such, so a few hundred years of me finding myself aen't going to hurt! 

Oh yeah, I also kinda borrowed your boat, turns out it's not made for going down rapids? It's a good thing I'm immortal, else I'd have been in real trouble you know!? Don't worry though, I'm fine, and I bought you one of those inflatable dinghies till that constantly toiling guy gets around to fixing it.

It's not all bad news though, you know how you like coins? I bought you one of those commemorative sets!  They are pretty shiny right now, so don't take them out of the package.

Anyway, I'm off to see what eternal youth is like~

Cayenne~

[Boatman]

Dearest Cayenne,

I am really impressed that you took the time to learn how to work that old boat with the steering oars. And I'm sure you will cut a dash with all the pensioners having a try-out excursion on the Styx from the cruise liners.
I must admit though it's not my scene any more.
Well, at least for the last millennium.
But whatever floats your inflatable babe... Go with the flow!
Don't get me wrong. I really respect your traditional values.
Me, I prefer the latest rib with twin jet engines and a young nubile damsel draped quivering over the thrust controls.
But, each to their own.

Have fun and do keep in touch.

Cya around the wake.

Boats

[Love And Submission]

Not enough fighting of the dayman , Boatman.  Also  way too friendly with Nightman for my liking.

[Boatman]

I thought you'd calmed down when you got that job as a lollipop man* outside the park.
But that's the second girl I've seen you throw down the slide in the last 5 minutes...
Now another.
OMG
It's over.


* Crossing Guard

[saphireMARIE]

Okay dude I have had it up to here with you!
You act like you're so high and mighty.
Well guess what... you really aren't.
So this is goodbye, good riddance!

[King Serperior]

You, Marie, Out of my Gene Pool!

~ The Lifeguard