Corrupt a wish

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Ligeia

Granted. Your life is a slapstick comedy. I hope you don't mind getting things dropped on your head.

I wish I had an excellent house keeper
"Beware the Jabberwock my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that scratch. Beware the Jubjub bird and shun, the frumious Bandersnatch."

" 'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.' "
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DajaOfTheNight

Granted, but he's a stalker.

I wish I wasn't female right now.

Ariel

Granted! Unfortunately, you were turned into a male with a penile dysfunction. Sucks, bro. D:

I wish I was happily married with children to my never wavering husband, Logan Lerman. <3
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Xerath

Granted!  Unfortunately, they all die in a car accident :C

I wish I was loved by all in the entire world, yet have my privacy respected

RageOfTheTitan

Granted! But people you have no desire for keep throwing themselves at you.

I wish I could stop time and manipulate my surroundings! and I wouldn't age while time was "stopped" =P
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BadForm

Granted! You can stop time and do all of that! Regretfully what you can't do is start up time again and deprived of all human and even animal interaction you slowly go mad... But don't worry, since you never age you have an eternity to savor that growing lonely insanity!

I wish I didn't have this cold. Honestly, it's like someone planted the Viagra Falls in the middle of my face!
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diamonedsky

Granted, but everyone else has caught it from you, and now you're temporarily left without friends. :P

I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Ariel

Granted! But those images are forever planted into the back of your eyelids, and everytime you close your eyes, you are haunted by various images. Repeating the facts into your head, unable to sleep, to rest.. You go crazy. ;)

I wish Valentine's Day never existed. ::)
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diamonedsky

Granted, but that means you're throwing away the day originally meant to commemorate St. Valentine. He comes back to haunt you from the grave, angry at you, and curses you to never have a happy relationship ever again. :P

I wish I could play the piano.
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IndigoKitty

You could play the piano now if you wanted to. no wish needed. You don't know how to play it correctly, though.

I wish I could change my appearance at will, whenever I wanted to whatever I wanted.

Ariel

Granted! But no matter what you change into, the person you're in love with still won't dump his/her movie star girl/boyfriend for you.

I wish I was dictator of the world. >:3
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IndigoKitty

(In which case, I'd just change into the appearance of their SO and be really sneaky!)

You get misheard and become a phallic  potato.

I wish I was a mechnomancer and I would have dominion over all things technological.

Ligeia

Granted. But then the apocalypse happens and all technology is destroyed. Your power becomes useless.

I wish I had a pet phoenix.
"Beware the Jabberwock my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that scratch. Beware the Jubjub bird and shun, the frumious Bandersnatch."

" 'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.' "
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Ariel

#1988
Granted! But the phoenix goes beserk and sets your house on fire, thus killing you.

I wish I was in Heaven, with God, there to stay forever. :')
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Ligeia

Granted. But to get there you had to die.

I wish I had the art skills of Leonardo DaVinci
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BadForm

Granted - you gain the CURRENT art skills of a dead man...

I wish I could answer any riddle posed to me correctly.
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MelisaArtemis

Granted but now you can only hear people talking in riddles

I wish can be naked anywhere, anytime legally :P

BadForm

Actually listening to people talk in riddles could be kinda fun...

Ok, your wish: *POOF* granted, you're a fly!


I wish someone would get my documentation done correctly for me so I didn't have to do it for work tomorrow...
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MelisaArtemis

Granted but you losa your job and all your savings

I wish I look like the real life version of my avatar :P

BadForm

Savings? Oh aren't you cute!

ok... *POOF* granted. Now, given there is an actual fetish fr women getting dolled up as much like hentai girls as possible, including messed up eyes etc, are you sure you wanted that to happen... eg:


KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

I wish I could shed my excess weight by sitting on my ass and eating chocolate!
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IndigoKitty

Granted, but the weight you lose is everything in your body BUT the fat.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

BadForm

Granted, you do have a beautiful singing voice... It belongs to the songbird currently perched on your head pooping down your nose!

I wish I could get to sleep!
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IndigoKitty

Granted. You will get to sleep. In a week.

I wish I could have a supply of free, healthy, delicious food forever.

BadForm

Granted. It's all in your local stores and available free via the five-fingered discount program. Just don't get caught or your free food may end up accompanied by a healthy fear of bending over in showers!

I wish I had a good wish..
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Ligeia

Granted. You have a good wish that you give away when you wish someone a good night.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
"Beware the Jabberwock my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that scratch. Beware the Jubjub bird and shun, the frumious Bandersnatch."

" 'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.' "
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