Corrupt a wish

[Galanthor]

Granted, you are even more tired now

I wish there'd be even more cuddles around here

[Delirium]

Granted - you are suddenly surrounded by cuddle-deprived tentacle creatures!

I wish I understood Thermodynamics @_@

[Galanthor]

Granted, you die in your mass acceleration experiments, but your data leads to a new superweapon that destoys thousends of lives

I wish for a hot girl jumping out of the birthday cake

[Bloody Rose]

Granted: The hot girl its literally a girl in flames that dies not too soon after coming out of the cake.

I wish I had a new car!

[Galanthor]

Granted *gives car from one of these Race track toy*

I wish I had money

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: Play money amounting to two million monopoly dollars.

I wish it would rain.

[Galanthor]

Granted. It rains...fire!

Wish i had a fireproof umbrella

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: You now have a fireproof umbrella in the middle of a vicious hale storm.

I wish I'm invincible.

[Galanthor]

Granted but you die in one second of old age

I wish for cake

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: Mud cake. Enjoy!

I wish I'm Queen.

[Galanthor]

Granted, you are married to some fat old stinking bastard who coincedential is also King and will force you to sleep with him.

I wish to have a magic armor that changes colours

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: You are hereby declared a Knight. Rise, Sir Rainbow Brite!

I wish I could grant everyone's wish.

[Delirium]

Granted.  Have fun being trapped in a genie lamp the rest of your life.

I wish my partners were online.

[Bloody Rose]

Granted- but you just lost internet connection for the rest of the day

I wish I had more to do

[Galanthor]

Granted, build me pyramid

I wish for an harem

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: Kaching! Enjoy the 7 dwarves belly dancing just for you!

I wish I could sit on a cloud.

[Galanthor]

granted, however it rains and as such the cloud is slowly vanishing.

I wish I didn't have to be so mean

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: You are so kind and declared a martyr, got hung on a cross and stoned to death by the mean hecklers.

I wish Joan Rivers would shut up already.

[Mister Grimm]

Granted, but she was murdered and you are the prime suspect. Have fun outrunning the cops.


I wish I had something sweet. >:

[Galanthor]

Granted, you got a sweet little doggy, that pisses on your shoes

Wish i hat something hot

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: You now have a Victoria Secret model putty in your hands. Too bad you got her after she just lost her contract and ballooned to 300 pounds.

I wish I can predict how the next person will corrupt my wish!

[Galanthor]

Granted, but as it's already happened you created a paradoxon destroying the universe, nice done...that's were i kept all my stuff

I wish  i could get that damn disney song out of my head

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: "Off with your head!", the Queen bellowed.

I wish there's more than 24 hours in one day.

[Galanthor]

granted, however you must work 47 hours of your 46 hours day now

I wish everyone would smile

[Divine Drivel]

Granted: Even your boss was smiling when he fired you.

I wish for a steaming cup of mocha coffee, double shot, non-fat milk, no cream.