Where did my Muse get off to?

[Kazuume]

It spent the night drinking green beer and was found face down on the pavement the next morning.

[MrModular]

She left one morning, left a note by the time I got home from work. "Get well soon."

[Mordred]

Mine's locked itself in my coffin.. thus, me out of my coffin. Ha! Little does it know.. if I go down, it goes down!

Hmm.. somehow.. this doesn't seem like a win/win situation.

[Belle33]

My muse is at Starbucks chatting up some lame dude who can't stop talking about he should have been a NASCAR driver.   She's entirely bored, but still thinks he's more fun than me.

[Mordred]

Mine finally totally lost it's little mind. So.. have joined in to help it search.

[Kazuume]

It is in the closet trying on all my shoes and being a bratt!

[Skadii]

My lovely Muse has went on tour with the Grateful Dead and I don't know when she will return!

[Mordred]

Mine's been hypnotized into thinking it's a squirrel. But now the damn thing keeps saying it wants to convert from blue to green. Over my undead body.

[Skadii]

My muse is hiding in the shadows. She said she is scared of the light and won't come out until the sun goes down!

[Mordred]

Ok.. my muse has totally lost it this time. Rigged itself a time machine and zapped itself back to ancient Greece.. thinking it could escape my clutches by seducing a few Muses to take it's place. Hmm.. actually.. *thinking about those luscious creatures draped in flowing silk*.. ok.. this is for once a good idea from my mad little muse!

[Veluux]

My muse hasn't gone anywhere yet, but it is getting late.

[OrchidofDarkness]

Its still early my muse is still in her casket until after dark

[Veluux]

Don't be silly Orchid. I am your new muse, you just don't know it yet.

[Kazuume]

I heard a noise out in the trash cans last night. I'm pretty sure it was her partying with the raccoons.

[MiaFire]

-Walks in out of breath, hand gripped tightly around a squirmy, bratty Muse that looks more like a spoiled princess than an elegant artist after being dragged back to E- I FOUND mine, finally, dammit! I have spent weeks, nearly months searching. -depositing the muttering Muse in the chair beside her desk, she makes a deal with the Muse to let her go for a couple hours each day in exchange for bits of story-

[Mordred]

Mine was taking a drink from my water bottle. Heh.. I pushed 'em in and quickly screwed on the top. And now, I'm shaking the thing like mad. *enjoys hearing it go 'tink, tink, tink' on the inside*

[Kazuume]

(omg that's mean Mordred! lol )

It thought it was being cleaver, dressing up like a kite, but the wind got a bit too strong and carried it away. *squints* I think that speck in the sky could be her.

[Mordred]

(watches the sky for Kaz's crazy little muse.. with a very long handled net ready to pounce)

Mine was just released from solitary confinement with the water bottle. It's now speaking Latin and constantly waves it's disapproving finger at me. Holy shit.. I think the damn thing has converted. My muse? Religious? Someone.. please! Give me a stake! Let me end myself now!!!!

[Roleplay Frog]

My muse is off playing porn games instead of helping me make em ~.~

[Mordred]

The crazy little blue furball (and no.. it's not a smurf!.. just was playing in the dryer again.. likes to pretend it's in a fabric softener commercial.. yes, it's quite mad) has been wavering lately between jolts of adrenaline insanity and morphine-like descents. *listens as it slams an appliance door shut again..* Ok.. gotta go make sure it's not the microwave. It gets confused.

[Kazuume]

Rumor has it my muse was seen chasing someone else's muse and they both disappeared down a rabbit hole.

[Mordred]

Mine's trying to pull my old trick. There's a mound of dirt in the back yard. Silly thing, that only works when you're already dead. I have a net ready to capture the fool when he comes up for fresh air.

[Timeless]

She became a ninja and vanish in a puff of smoke. No worries. I will be catching her. I shall lure her out with a favorite drink of hers. *holds up a roasted milk tea drink*

[Kazuume]

It had a stroke and is currently lying in the hospital hooked up to machines.

[Izzie Aditi]

She's chasing the Easter Bunny!