Make war, not love.

Started by Ajoxer, April 01, 2006, 04:12:10 PM

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Ajoxer

Let me put it this way, Hunter... No. I'm not even going to spend a while detailing the awful things that will happen to Drow. The only Drow that have a chance are the sexy female kind, and even they are likely to end up tentacle bait. It's just, y'know, an image sorta thing. Also, Wardragon, I don't see too much problem with making a Warlock.
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Ellyssa

Sexy female kind of drow, hmm? ;)

Hunter

*sighs tragically*  Oh well, human we is.   8)

Ajoxer

Tentacle bait. Remember that. Lots of them.
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Creeper

Wow, according to that websites rules, an over-large penis can do more damage then a battle axe or a sword to the guts.
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Ajoxer

Yeah, but the amount of struggle needed to put it in is quite significant. Probably more simple just to coup de grace them.

And rules were made to be broken. >_>
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Creeper

5d6 is quite a lot at low levels. Why fireball when you've got a big wang?
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Hunter

*thinks about a human rogue and winches*

Ajoxer

Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?
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Hunter

Quote from: Ajoxer on April 01, 2006, 06:40:31 PM
Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?

Half-Drow.  Likely the product of a male drow and a female human.  Basically a normal half elf with darkvision instead of low light.  Or some such.

Ajoxer

Depends, are you going to have a lot of angst about your parentage, all that, " Oh god I wish I wasn't a damn dirty purple-eye"?
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Hunter

Angst?  Me?  *looks around*  Not me.  I don't do angst, just women.

Ajoxer

Alright. But remember, you still keep the extra-lite package.
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Ellyssa

Extra-lite package? But they're drow, they're all dark.

*writes up her chaste paladin*

Ajoxer

Yeaaah, she'll keep chaste for long...

Ahhhh, Elliquiy! Where Vow of Chastity is a challenge to everyone!

And sadly, even a dark-skinned Elf is still an elf. It's one of those sad, painful facts of life...
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Hunter

Okay, I'll work up a half elven (drowish) ranger soon.  We'll have to break in that chaste paladin.  *cough*gangbang*cough*

Ajoxer

Remember, respect her wishes.

Her OOC wishes. IC wishes... Hah!
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WarDragon

*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

Hunter

Quote from: WarDragon on April 01, 2006, 06:55:54 PM
*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

A half ork wizard/sorcerer might be a fun idea.

OOOooo!!  Half elven bard.  ^_^  (too many ideas)

Ellyssa

Heh heh heh.


Um, anyway, starting equipment? ;)

Ajoxer

Roll your standard starting money, choose from there.
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Hunter

Any chance that we can get an extra feat or two?  One feat just isn't enough.  Please?

Ajoxer

Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.
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Hunter

Quote from: Ajoxer on April 01, 2006, 07:27:29 PM
Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.

*huge grin*