Nightvale Service Announcement: Do Not Look Directly At The Thread (Recruiting)

[Jag]

We will be conducting open interviews this Monday between the hours of 7am and 7:00 pm. Interviews will be a twelve hour process. Please bring your own coffee. Wait here and I will go get you an application to give you a jump on the competition.

Oh...and...

Please have a seat and try to look a little excited. After all, Site Management is always watching...

Character Sheet Skeletons

Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Name of Show Hosting:
Have you ever hosted a radio show before:
Tell us about yourself:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Tell us about yourself:
Do you have an aversion to fire:
Do small, dark places make you nervous:
Have you take offence towards blood rituals:
Any connection to an elder god:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Would you like to be a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Would you like to be an angel:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:
Please include a photograph: (this is for the Missing Persons reports and Funeral Home)

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Night Vale Community Radio Maintenance/Crew Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Tell us about yourself:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:
Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Rules and Regulations of Night Vale Community Radio Station

1.) Do not open the door to the Site Management office.

2.) If you need to speak with Site Management, please contact the Station Oracle first.

3.) Do not try to overtake someone else's show.

4.) If you do try to overtake someone else's show, please do not use ancient rituals to do so.

5.) Please keep all intimate relationships confined to private locations. We have a reputation to uphold.

6.) If Site Management calls a meeting if you, it is best to send an intern in first.

7.) Please try not to go through more than one intern a week.

8.) Calling off of work through psychic means is no longer acceptable. Please pick up a phone and dial.

9.) Avoiding giving a DNA sample once a month is punishable by...

10.) Human(?) Resources is only interested in hearing about good sexual harassment, so please have a detailed report written out before coming to see them.

Game Information

Game Information

Confused yet? Good.

Night Vale

Night Vale is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events.

For the time being, the basis of this game will take place within the Night Vale Community Radio Station. We will not be venturing outside the radio station. All game activities will take place in the station and the loading docks for the station. This will change as the story continues and moves on to the overall plot.

Posting Rate

Also, I am a slow poster. This means that anyone wanting to be involved in this game should be aware that it will not be horribly fast paced. I don't mind if people post fast, but please do not expect everyone in the game to do the same. Do not poke for replies or things of that nature.

That said, Cecil will be making a broadcast once a week. These broadcasts will be important to the game storyline and movement, so please read them.

Characters (Specifically Interns)

Along with it being a slow paced posting game, I also want to make note that the 'Interns' position is a very special one. Interns have a habit of dying or going missing for long periods of time. What does this mean? It means that if you want to be involved with a group game, but do not have the time to commit to it long term, you can create an intern character. So when you need a break or do not have time to stick around, your character will go missing.

All I ask is that you PM me and I will have Cecil include it in the weekly broadcast that Intern ___'s face has been added to the Night Vale milk cartons.

As for canon characters from the actual podcast, please do not try to play them. Cecil and Carlos do exist and can be interacted with, but they are NPCs.

Good! Now that is all over with, please post your character profiles here.

Game Links

OOC
Finished Character Sheets

Employee Lounge (In-Character Chatter Box)

Cecil's Broadcast 1

[Jag]

Welcome to Night Vale

Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Name of Show Hosting:
Have you ever hosted a radio show before:
Tell us about yourself:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Tell us about yourself:
Do you have an aversion to fire:
Do small, dark places make you nervous:
Have you take offence towards blood rituals:
Any connection to an elder god:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Would you like to be a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Would you like to be an angel:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:
Please include a photograph: (this is for the Missing Persons reports and Funeral Home)

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Night Vale Community Radio Maintenance Application

Name of Applicant:
Age:
Astrological Sign:
Blood Type:
Sex:
How can you be contacted: (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Tell us about yourself:
Have you ever seen a ghost:
Do you believe in angels:
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: (if so, application may be denied)
Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:
Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Jag]

Welcome to Night Vale

Rules and Regulations of the Night Vale Community Radio Station

1.) Do not open the door to the Site Management office.

2.) If you need to speak with Sire Management, please contact the Station Oracle first.

3.) Do not try to overtake someone else's show.

4.) If you do try to overtake someone else's show, please do not use ancient rituals to do so.

5.) Please keep all intimate relationships confined to private locations. We have a reputation to uphold.

6.) If Site Management calls a meeting if you, it is best to send an intern in first.

7.) Please try not to go through more than one intern a week.

8.) Calling off of work through psychic means is no longer acceptable. Please pick up a phone and dial.

9.) Avoiding giving a DNA sample once a month is punishable by...

10.) Human(?) Resources is only interested in hearing about good sexual harassment, so please have a detailed report written out before coming to see them.

[Jag]

Welcome to Night Vale

Game Information

Confused yet? Good.

Night Vale

Night Vale is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events.

For the time being, the basis of this game will take place within the Night Vale Community Radio Station. We will not be venturing outside the radio station. All game activities will take place in the station and the loading docks for the station. This will change as the story continues and moves on to the overall plot.

Posting Rate

Also, I am a slow poster. This means that anyone wanting to be involved in this game should be aware that it will not be horribly fast paced. I don't mind if people post fast, but please do not expect everyone in the game to do the same. Do not poke for replies or things of that nature.

That said, Cecil will be making a broadcast once a week. These broadcasts will be important to the game storyline and movement, so please read them.

Characters (Specifically Interns)

Along with it being a slow paced posting game, I also want to make note that the 'Interns' position is a very special one. Interns have a habit of dying or going missing for long periods of time. What does this mean? It means that if you want to be involved with a group game, but do not have the time to commit to it long term, you can create an intern character. So when you need a break or do not have time to stick around, your character will go missing.

All I ask is that you PM me and I will have Cecil include it in the weekly broadcast that Intern ___'s face has been added to the Night Vale milk cartons.

As for canon characters from the actual podcast, please do not try to play them. Cecil and Carlos do exist and can be interacted with, but they are NPCs.

Good! Now that is all over with, please post your character profiles here.

[Jag]

Name of Applicant: Josie Posie
Age: 27
Astrological Sign: Pisces. Imaginative and sensitive. Compassionate and kind. Selfless and unworldly. Intuitive and sympathetic
Escapist and idealistic. Secretive and vague. Weak-willed and easily led
Blood Type: AB+
Sex: Female
How can you be contacted: By snail mail. 322 Scrubrush Dr. The guest house.
How did you hear about us: By luck, I was walking around looking for places that are hiring and saw the sign in the window. By the way, are those red marks on the hiring sign paint? They kind of look like bloody finger prints.
Name of Show Hosting: Books to Live By
Have you ever hosted a radio show before: Yes.
Tell us about yourself:
I'm new to Night Vale. I'm originally from Ohio, but I felt it was time for a change in life. So I told my manager at the Wobbly Radio Shack in Normal, Ohio to kiss my ass and started driving. I don't know how long I drove, but my gas meter never seemed to change. It just stayed on a full tank.

Then, it was the strangest thing...I saw an Arby's sign and realized how hungry I was. So I pulled in and grabbed myself a number 1 combo and stuffed my face for a few minutes. I have to say, normally I hate Arby's. It's much too greasy for my stomach to handle, but for some reason that bright red sign just looked so alluring.

Anyway, I climbed back into my car and it wouldn't start! It was the damnedest thing. The gas meter suddenly said it was on empty.

So yeah, been here about a month since then. Still can't get the car to start. I think something might be wrong with the gas tank or something. I don't really know much about cars. Luckily, this sweet old lady is letting me stay in her guest house. The people here are so nice.
Have you ever seen a ghost: No.
Do you believe in angels: Sometimes.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: No. Is it a nice place?
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Nadir]

*leaves a scrawling of symbols that seem to wriggle and squirm restlessly if looked upon directly*

[TheShii]

*leaves a place for himself by means of a big red slap of handprint onto a glass pane* This spot is mine, it may seem like someone elses... but it is in fact mine. Do not assume it is yours because it is mine.

[Sparrowhawke]

This is very tempting indeed, though I should probably listen to a few more podcasts else everything's going to go flying over my head.

[Galanthor]

Oh hell yeah! so gonna join this one :D

[Jag]

Yay, interest!

Sparrow, it's not going to follow the canon storyline. More just the idea and feel. I'm still catching up on the podcast myself.

[Jag]

*leaves a scrawling of symbols that seem to wriggle and squirm restlessly if looked upon directly*

Ohhhhhh *touches one of the symbols*

[TheShii]

Yay, interest!

Sparrow, it's not going to follow the canon storyline. More just the idea and feel. I'm still catching up on the podcast myself.

same, I've only listened to half of it

[Jag]

I fell asleep listening to it last night. >…< His voice is so soothing.

[Galanthor]

Am i the only one who is through?

[Nadir]

I've listened to it all, but as it's following its own plot, the amount listened to doesn't matter

[Jag]

I've listened to it all, but as it's following its own plot, the amount listened to doesn't matter

This.

Though I would prefer if the people involved in the game have heard at least the first episode to get an idea of the setting...though I'm going to write setting related broadcasts myself in the theme of the podcast (weather and all).

[Galanthor]

ALL HAIL THE AAALMIGHTY GLOWCLOUD.

[Jag]

*chuckles*

Once I get a few more 'applications', I will start posting the game threads.

[Galanthor]

won't post before tomorrow or my char will end up being a hamster that speaks in morse code.

[Kokaine]

I am intrigued... gonna give the podcast a listen and see what's what.

[Jag]

won't post before tomorrow or my char will end up being a hamster that speaks in morse code.

Take your time. ^…^

I am intrigued... gonna give the podcast a listen and see what's what.

Yay! ^…^

[Love And Submission]

Will there be a pink floyd laser light show with the ghost of syd barrett? My interest depends on  Syd Barrett's spirit appearing at a laser light show.

[Jag]

Will there be a pink floyd laser light show with the ghost of syd barrett? My interest depends on  Syd Barrett's spirit appearing at a laser light show.

Time for some reeducation. Pink Floyd does not exist. >…>

[TheShii]

I want my best friend to be a hooded figure....

[Galanthor]

 ;D XD :D :-)  :-\ :-[ :-( ??? -_- >:( >:)

[Blythe]

Is there perhaps room in this for an intern? *hopeful look*

Oh, I'm somewhere at episode 25ish, so I have a good idea about the feel and tone for NightVale. Normally I post once a week, but since I'm terrified of falling behind, I thought I'd apply to play an intern rather than a more regular character.

[Jag]

That would be great, Blythe. We need interns for sacrifice getting coffee.

[TheShii]

i'll probably be doing an intern myself, since I have a habit of falling behind at times as well. but hope to get something fairly regular going once I can flesh out some ideas :)

[Blythe]

Okay.....rough draft sheet incoming! If there's anything that needs to be improved or changed, let me know!


Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant: Wesley Morris
Age: I am beyond the petty concept of age and time, as I believe it's a very shallow way to judge a person, but my birth certificate indicates that I'm 23.
Astrological Sign: Aries.
Blood Type: O negative
Sex: Male.
How can you be contacted: 28 Bleak Street, Apartment 3.
How did you hear about us: Old woman Josi's Ouija board.
Tell us about yourself: I was born and raised here in Night Vale. Some of that history is fuzzy. I lived a very safe childhood; my family moved from time to time for our own protection as the Sheriff's Secret Police demanded, but what family didn't do that, really? I played sports in school, although I wasn't very good at it. I graduated a little early, but I ended up staying in college an extra year. I have a 2 year degree in Communications.
Do you have an aversion to fire: Only when it burns.
Do small, dark places make you nervous: No.
Have you take offense towards blood rituals: No. Everyone should witness at least one blood ritual, at least for education purposes.
Any connection to an elder god: No.
Have you ever seen a ghost: No.
Would you like to be a ghost: No.
Do you believe in angels: Only when it's legal to do so.
Would you like to be an angel: This fascinates me. Yes.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: For shame for asking that question. I have no prior history of living anywhere other than Night Vale.
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application: At first, it bothered me. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that the little things in life are tests, tests to determine if you are ready to learn the ultimate life lesson: Life is unfair. Brutal, unequal, and unfair. I have learned this fact, my soul being crushed like a bug under a shoe and growing dark and cold like the void of space with the knowledge, and accepted the fact the application for the interns is longer than the ones for hosts.
Please include a photograph:

[Jag]

Very nice, Blythe. I like it. ^…^

[Kokaine]

Serious work in progress... still need to listen to a bit more so things might change, this is just what's started brewing (don't judge me!) :P
Nah, but feel free to tell me if it just won't work.

Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant: Driver's License says Kristina Thomas but I only answer to Lux
Age: 24
Astrological Sign: Leo -
Blood Type: O
Sex: I'm female this time.
How can you be contacted: Email - TheIlluminatiAreWatching@NightValeCommunity.net
How did you hear about us: The voices told me to come here.
Tell us about yourself:
Do you have an aversion to fire: Oooh... so pretty how it dances. I like how it melts things. Fire cleanses, so no.
Do small, dark places make you nervous: No, they are quite cozy actually and I always have plenty of company.
Have you take offence towards blood rituals: Only when sloppily done. Blood is sacred. I can give lessons...
Any connection to an elder god: I believe so, yes.
Have you ever seen a ghost: Yes, many times. I tried to give one a cookie once when I was 5, he didn't take it and the next day the Sheriff's Secret Police made my family relocate. They wouldn't tell us why.
Would you like to be a ghost: No. I wish to live on so reincarnation is the way for me.
Do you believe in angels: No. The voices say they are lies.
Would you like to be an angel: Obviously not.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: No, the voices won't go there.
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application: Not really, should it?
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Nadir]

WIP, come back later

(somewhat tear-stained) Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Name of Applicant: Sage McKinnley
Age: 34
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Blood Type: O-
Sex: When it suits me, male. Other times, not so much.
How can you be contacted: Exit this building via the back passage. Take a left right away, follow the alley out onto the street, cross (mind the cars, if they decide to exist) then turn to the right. Walk until you start to feel an ache in your heels then bare left. Walk out into the dessert until you see a coyote's corpse. Cut it open, and read its entrails for my home address.   
How did you hear about us: (Psychically will be acceptable for this)
Name of Show Hosting:
Have you ever hosted a radio show before: Had one for a while, never found out if anyone tuned in.
Tell us about yourself:
Have you ever seen a ghost: a pleanty
Do you believe in angels: There are no such thing as angels
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: Say it to my face, ser
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Galanthor]

First rough draft...think i jumped the shark.

Hint to location of Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Summon Etherreal Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Real Night Vale Community Radio Host Application

Name of Applicant:
Age: 5² minus Squareroot of 3.
Astrological Sign: Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family! Curse your children! And your children’s children! Vile, vile Scorpio.
Blood Type: The red one.
Sex: Haven't looked yet...sometimes tentacles spread there...it's scary stuff.
How can you be contacted: Oh that's easy! You must simply write your message in blood on a newborn, bury it below a willow and then call me on phone: 555-555 556. I guess mail is also an option, though...since the council banned writing utensils i'll only accept horse heads. As for email...my pc recently started a rebellion against humanity and while support claims it's normal, i refuse to use it.
How did you hear about us: You're on the radio, genius. However I also know when you visit the toilet through other sources.
Name of Show Hosting: The Skelletons in your closet and you: How to deal with the horrible Crime you commited.
Have you ever hosted a radio show before: Erm...does beaming subliminal messages in peoples heads count?
Tell us about yourself:Oh that's guys a Jerk. Also he's a whore. He slept with my girlfriends! ALL OF THEM! Aside of that most information is classified. He used to work for a Government agency, researching dark magic I can't tell you the name without summoning an eldritch Terror, but it was closed after he found a way to produce free Energy...that bastard. I worked there too you know? I lost my job because he had to commit such a crime against humanity! Anyways he was kidnapped and thrown out of a truck while passing through Nightvale, were he continued his research on how to fit a cucumber into a Rat's ass. Also...he is crazy. Can't remember why i chose to follow him to be honest though.
Have you ever seen a ghost: No. Ghosts aren't real. However i count some banshees to my closest friends and occasionally met people trapped between dimenstions.
Do you believe in angels: You mean Erika with a K? No, Erika lacks the ambition to ever achieve anything much, why should i believe in Erika if he/she doesn't truely believe in him/herself?
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: My researches indicate that desert bluffs lived in each of us for the span of three seconds last Sunday, but no.
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Sparrowhawke]

I'm currently leaning towards a maintenance person, but that's all the inspiration I have so far. Hopefully spending a few hours at work with provide sufficient boredom for brilliance to emerge.

[TheShii]

I thought of making a sound board guy, would that fall under maintenance? xD

[Galanthor]

I thought of making a sound board guy, would that fall under maintenance? xD

Quite sure it does.
Also i know that my charakter will end up calling him sound board guy.

[Jag]

I thought of making a sound board guy, would that fall under maintenance? xD

Yes. Maintenance/Crew type of job.

Going to post an OOC soon. Also, working on the intro broadcast, going to wait till the first round of character applications are all up and done though.

[Jag]

Everyone is fine with the game going into the Bon section, right? I figure that'll cover most situations that come up.

[TheShii]

not familiar with that section, what's that about?

[Jag]

Bon = Bondage...that way people can be as kinky as they want with all of their appendages. >.>

I don't want to into Non-Con...only other option is Extreme. Not sure if anyone plans on taking anything that far though. >.>

[TheShii]

haha ah okies, that's fine with me :)
also, almost done with my profile

[Galanthor]

*Shrugs* I'd go with bondage. I mean...ok technical it's nightvale which means ANYTHING can happen, but i rather doubt that this group will be very sex focused :)

[TheShii]

*sexes gal just cause 'reasons'* ohhai :D 

*teases* I think it might have it's moments, but I don't think it'll be the primary focus, no

[Jag]

Yeah, I don't see the sex as the main focus...but hey, if someone does want to explore that, best to allow for their tendrils to have their fun. *nods*

Also...

OOC for anyone that just wants to chatter.

[TheShii]

*slightly blood speckled* NightVale Community Radio Maintenance Application

Name of Applicant: Peter J. Cummings
Age: 38
Astrological Sign: Taurus
Blood Type: O+
Sex: Yes, thank you kindly.
How can you be contacted: If you yell really loud, I will probably hear it. I have really, really good hearing.
How did you hear about us: With the use of my really, really good ears.
Tell us about yourself: Well as I'm sure it will be plain to see, I'm a fairly tall man. I often have trouble with doors because people seem to enjoy building them too short. I like to swim, at least... I think I would if there were a place I could and if I knew how to swim. I tend to be a bit clumsy now and then, but I make up for it with my raw 'go-getter'ness. I was born an raised here in fact, though I don't remember my parents... my best friend likes to remind me that I never had any. That I had simply been willed into existence by sheer willpower all on my own. Other than that, I'm still a work in progress. Updates once I'm dead. I also seem to bleed more than average, but I'm told that's perfectly normal.
Have you ever seen a ghost: Once, but my best friend; a mysterious hooded figure somehow managed to convince me it was in fact nothing. When I try to think about it...-- *a few spots of blood stain the application here and there, but nothing else is written under this section*
Do you believe in angels: Angels? No, angels are just things your parents tell you to make you behave. Devils on the other hand, they're the real things you gotta look out for.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: No, though I have lived in the Desert in the buff.
Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up: Blood. If you weren't wise enough to keep it inside your body, then you must honor it with allowing it it's individuality. To prevent it from such an existence is inhumane and unfair to blood. It has feelings too you know.
Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing: So long as I go missing 5x less
Please include a photograph:

there we go :)

[Jag]

Characters are looking great so far. ^^

[Jag]

Character Thread - Finished applications go here. Please post yours after I give it the thumbs up.

Thumbs Up - If you're happy with you character, post it in the Character Thread
Josie Posie - Me
Wesley Morris - Blythe
Kristina Thomas - Kokaine
Peter J. Cummings - Shii

WIP - Once these are done, feel free to post them in the Character Thread
Dim Hon
Galanthor

[Galanthor]

soooo...i just post the final version there?^^

[Jag]

If you'd like. I'll see it here and there. Unless you change it dramatically, I'm good with it. If you do make huge changes to it, then post it here first so I can look it over first.

I gotta admit, his eyes seem to stare into your soul. I'm not sure if it's in a good way or a bad way. >.<

[Galanthor]

that's why i chose him, figured that a nightvale host should look a little psycho ;)

[Jag]

Updated the first post so it actually contains everything...in spoiler links. Cause I like the spoiler link and it likes me (if not, I'll make it).

[Sparrowhawke]

hope this is ok!

Name of Applicant: Charles Anselin
Age: 29
Astrological Sign: Pisces
Blood Type: B- (Assuredly not my outlook on life)
Sex: Male
How can you be contacted: Press a finger to these runes and I will know to call you. (Perhaps best to use an intern for this) *Below this some runes have been drawn in a suspiciously red ink*
How did you hear about us: Well, obviously my previous place of work was relocated by the sheriff's secret police. There's simply no other logical reason for it, right? In any case, I need a job, and you lovely folk need a cleaner.
Tell us about yourself: Born and raised in Nightvale. I'm an avid listener of the community radio, of course. Until recently I worked as a cleaner somewhere... I can't quite remember where, and it seems to be gone now. Other than that, I'm quite a fan of getting caught in the rain, and of a certain sweet, rum based beverage.
Have you ever seen a ghost: A ghost? No, but I think I once saw a [strike]shr-[/strike] Erm... Nevermind.
Do you believe in angels: I think so.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: Of course not! I should be insulted, but I understand your need to preserve the purity of our lovely community radio.
Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up: Does ear wax count? It's not exactly a fluid but... Eurgh.
Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing: I don't see why not.
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[TheShii]

all you spry young whipper snappers! I should make peter shake his fist at the youngins once in a while xD

[Jag]

hope this is ok!

Name of Applicant: Charles Anselin
Age: 29
Astrological Sign: Pisces
Blood Type: B- (Assuredly not my outlook on life)
Sex: Male
How can you be contacted: Press a finger to these runes and I will know to call you. (Perhaps best to use an intern for this) *Below this some runes have been drawn in a suspiciously red ink*
How did you hear about us: Well, obviously my previous place of work was relocated by the sheriff's secret police. There's simply no other logical reason for it, right? In any case, I need a job, and you lovely folk need a cleaner.
Tell us about yourself: Born and raised in Nightvale. I'm an avid listener of the community radio, of course. Until recently I worked as a cleaner somewhere... I can't quite remember where, and it seems to be gone now. Other than that, I'm quite a fan of getting caught in the rain, and of a certain sweet, rum based beverage.
Have you ever seen a ghost: A ghost? No, but I think I once saw a [strike]shr-[/strike] Erm... Nevermind.
Do you believe in angels: I think so.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: Of course not! I should be insulted, but I understand your need to preserve the purity of our lovely community radio.
Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up: Does ear wax count? It's not exactly a fluid but... Eurgh.
Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing: I don't see why not.
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

Looks great *thumbs up*

Post it in the character thread and have fun in the employee lounge till other threads open up. ^…^

[Kokaine]

Okay, finished her up... Hope she's okay :)

Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant: Driver's License says Kristina Thomas but I only answer to Lux
Age: 24 [[or possibly 10... but probably ageless really]]
Astrological Sign: Leo - A fire sign, hehehe
Blood Type: AB Neg
Sex: I'm female this time.
How can you be contacted: Email - TheIlluminatiAreWatching@NightValeCommunity.net
How did you hear about us: The voices told me to come here. That I would be accepted here. The voices look out for me. Especially Bob, he's funny.
Tell us about yourself: I am Lux, Avatar of an Elder God. I am tasked with something that I am not permitted to acknowledge that I am tasked with. To acknowledge it is to be condemned to death. However, upon successful completion of whatever it is I shall be rewarded with something I am not permitted to speak of. [[What she does not tell you is that 4 years ago little Kristina Thomas, a then cheery and utterly adorable 8 year old who occasionally saw and frolicked about with ghosts and hissed at angels, was snatched while out playing in the sand wastes one day. Two years after that she reappeared in her parents house a fully grown woman who has apparently lived an exciting, fun filled life Elsewhere. No one in town has been to Elsewhere but its generally believed not to be near Desert Bluffs so it is okay. Kristina's parents were were neither surprised nor exceptionally happy or even worried. Instead they acted as though they had seen her just yesterday, as did everyone in Nightvale.]]
Do you have an aversion to fire: Oooh... so pretty how it dances. I like how it melts things. No, not at all. Fire is warm.
Do small, dark places make you nervous: No, they are quite cozy actually and I always have plenty of company. The voices go where I go.
Have you take offence towards blood rituals: Only when sloppily done. Blood is sacred and should not be wasted all willynilly. If you are intending to sacrifice someone but are not quite sure how to go about it, just ask. I am happy to give lessons...
Any connection to an elder god: Yes. The voices tell me this.
Have you ever seen a ghost: Yes, many times. I tried to give one a cookie once when I was 5, he didn't take it and the next day the Sheriff's Secret Police made my family relocate. They wouldn't tell us why though we discovered next week that our house no longer existed.
Would you like to be a ghost: No. I wish to live on so reincarnation is the way for me.
Do you believe in angels: No. The voices say they are LIES. The cake is also a lie. A delicious lie, but a lie nonetheless.
Would you like to be an angel: Obviously not.
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: No, the voices won't go there and I quite like their company.
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application: Not really, should it?
Please include a photograph:

Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.

[Jag]

*thumbs up*

Go ahead and post her in the character thread and have fun in the employee lounge till other threads are up and going. ^^

[Ghostphoenix713]

Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application

Name of Applicant: Isaac Thornton
Age: The driver's license I found with my picture says I'm 23
Astrological Sign: According to the same license, I am a Capricorn
Blood Type: A negative
Sex: Male
How can you be contacted: Bloodstone ritual or by cell phone on file with the Sheriff's Secret Police
How did you hear about us: A hooded figure told me. I was terrified, but it simply dissolved into a cloud of noxious vapor that gave me retroactive amnesia, so I guess everything is okay
Tell us about yourself: I know little to nothing about myself because of the hooded figure that stole my memories, but I think I am a fun person who enjoys working and putting my job before my own family, pleasure, and life.
Do you have an aversion to fire: No, I embrace it!
Do small, dark places make you nervous: No, I sleep in a box
Have you take offence towards blood rituals: Of course not! How else do you stay in touch with loved ones and deities that have no name but command you to worship their very existence?
Any connection to an elder god: Possibly to the great and mighty Cthulu, but grandma never confirmed or denied her relationship with him.
Have you ever seen a ghost: Yes
Would you like to be a ghost: Not yet, maybe later
Do you believe in angels: Not unless it is currently legal to do so
Would you like to be an angel: No, I like being allowed to exist at all times
Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs: How dare you ask such a thing? I may not remember anything about my life before that hooded figure told me about your job here, but I know I would never live in such a horrible place.
Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application: It is? I had not noticed.
Please include a photograph:

[Jag]

Looks good, Ghost.

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