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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Quote from: Tanken Sai on October 02, 2016, 05:40:58 PM
I wish I could turn back time.

Granted. You can turn back time, but only in increments of ten million years.



Trigon

I wish I could be all seeing

Merry Gentry

Granted, but now you an never sleep.  You have to See everything, all the time.

I wish I could fly like superman.
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Trigon

Granted, you have been turned into a fly.

I wish I could go somewhere amazing!

Stone

Granted. You enter an Amazinarium. It's nothing special.

I wish someone somewhere is about to eat a delicious burger.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Trigon

Granted. You are given a veggie burger to eat.

I wish I had an answer

clonkertink

Granted. But the answer is a gnawing truth that man was not meant to know...

I wish I could sleep at night.



Trigon

Granted, you have been placed into a coma

I wish for lots of stuff

Lrrr

Granted.  Your house is now filled to the brim with taxidermy products of all kinds!

I wish for an Olympic gold medal!

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Beguile's Mistress

You get your gold medal but after you win it you have to go out and get lost in town and come back telling the biggest lie you can dream up! :D

I wish there was a store where I could buy anything I wanted. :-)

Trigon

Granted, it has everything. Good luck trying to find what you want!

I wish I lived in a video game

clonkertink

Granted: You live in E.T. the game.

I wish I knew how to dance.



LewdAdmiral

Granted you now know how to dance only to polkas.

I wish to own a genie.

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Asphodel Terrarium

Granted. The climate is extremely too hot however. It is hot outside; hot enough to cook an egg.

I wish for snow here that is not too cold.

Trigon

Granted, you have been transported to the planet Gliese 436 b, a planet of solid ice and snow that is literally on fire.


I wish to live on a planet made of solid diamond!

Asphodel Terrarium

Quote from: Trevino on October 24, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
Granted, you have been transported to the planet Gliese 436 b, a planet of solid ice and snow that is literally on fire.
??? How can this be? Extremely compressed ice.  -_-

Quote from: Trevino on October 24, 2016, 05:48:06 PMI wish to live on a planet made of solid diamond!
Granted, but I accidentally place the planet near its star, and diamond is highly combustible. It catches in flames! Oh noes!

I wish for an unbeatable magic wand!

Anesa

Quote from: Asphodel Terrarium on October 25, 2016, 07:16:41 AM

I wish for an unbeatable magic wand!

Granted!



XD

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

Boatman

As you were so insanely chivalrous not to demand anything for yourself, you may have your heart's desire... just name it.
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Stone

I wish that people who forgot to make wishes in wish making threads so that deviant bastards like me could corrupt them would chuck wood till their wood chucked up.

Yeah.  O8)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Hazel

Granted! But now they're all wood chucks!

I wish I could read animals minds.

whimsy

Granted, but you can't understand a single word that a human says.

I wish I could wave my magic wand and have all my chores be completed instantly.
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Cas

Granted, but the magic wears off in 5 minutes and the mess is worse than before.

I wish I had more motivation.

Trigon

Granted, but you can't remember anything you just read...

I wish I was a supercomputer

Galanthor

Granted...not even going to add a disadvantage here...enjoy your life in eternal slavework while you compute thousand and thousands of simple equation every second. o.O

I wish i could write faster.