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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Ramman

I wish you had a wish to pervert!

Kazuume

OOops hahaha ><  Granted! lol


I wish I wasn't so hyperactive.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
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Ramman

Granted, you slow down so much the hospital thinks you're dead and leaves you in the morgues freezer for the weekend.

I wish i got more pm's.

Story Tale

Granted, but its just a pm telling you that your wish was granted.

I wish it wasn't so cold. I really have to pee but its too cold to get out of bed.

Dor

Granted, but then it will be too hot to resist the heat and instead of peeing you'd have to have a shower but the water is boiling.

I wish I had red hair.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted. Unfortunately, the dye is still in its testing stage. At least you won't have anymore hair issues for some time, as you're bald now.

I wish I had something else to do than waiting for customers.

Dor

Oh no!

Granted, unfortunately you are given the job to clean up the very dirty toilets.

I wish I could eat a lot of chicken without getting fat.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted, instead you get thinner by eating a chicken. You now look like this: |

I wish I could go home.

Dor

Granted, but when you go back home you find it invaded by creepy aliens.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Oooo new toys to play with :)

I wish Dor would made a wish  :P

Dor

Ooops I forgot my wish! ><

Granted, but she'll make a silly one.

I wish I had hot cocoa.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted, but it's a bit too hot, as it melts the cup, the ground and basically the entire planet.

I wish the weather would stay like that until next week.

Story Tale

Granted but after that, for the rest of your life, the weather sucks. Tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis.

I wish that there were no natural disasters.


Dor

Granted, but then the planet would explode.

I wish I would visit Mars.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Haloriel

You visit Mars, but blue Martians find you a delectable treat and cart you off.

I wish I had some soup.

Andalon

Granted, but the Martiants really don't like it when someone steals their soup and destroy the world because of you.

I wish the glasses were already clean.

Dor

Granted, but then you realize the lenses were just gone.

I wish I would meet a clown.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Haloriel

You meet this clown.  Unfortunately, his name is "Bob Gray" a.k.a. "Pennywise the Dancing Clown".  Also known as IT.  Scary things happen.

I wish I had some very good chocolate.

Ramman

Granted, Unfortunately your very good chocolate turns out to be the Red and Yellow M&Ms as zombies...they eat your brains.

I wish it wasn't cold in my bedroom.

Dor

Granted, only you realize your room is on fire.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Ramman

*as no wish was made the universe is unbalanced and explodes.*

Good job Dor you blew up the universe.

I wish you'd get approved.

Dor

I thought I posted a wish, oops...

Granted, but the world exploded and it was for nothing.

I wish I was invincible!
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted, but right at this point, the universe enters a state of total peace, so being invincible doesn't mean anything anymore.

I wish I had more of this delicious banana cake.

Dor

Granted, unfortunately, you get so many it fills up the room and you end up suffocating it it.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Dor

I wish I can breakdance.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.