Corrupt a wish

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lonlyazn

Granted, being the only person to compete at the local Bass Pro Fishing Video Game Tourny of 2012.

I wish I could charm any lady I liked.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 :o Win by default? Oh how cruel  :'(

Granted! But the lady turned out to be me, sorry!
And you almost charmed me, but then you cursed me with a foul play. In return, this charmed lady becomes your worst nightmare. :P  >:)

I wish I had a cage for [you].    ;D

lonlyazn

 :o Granted... but it's too small for me to fit into.

I wish Sybl wouldn't be my nightmare :D

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted, for the moment. At Midnight I reverse the role again :D

I wish I had a nickle for every time I made a promise.

lonlyazn

Oh me  :o

Granted, but you couldn't make any promises.

I wish I could read minds!

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Aadreal

Granted.  You can now read the minds of birds.

I wish I was in Sybl's cage.

Sybl

Granted. Once you are in my cage you realize you are not alone. Two beady eyes are staring at you.  The little cannibal is starving and you are the main dish.

I wish it was warm outside, again.

lonlyazn

Granted, but you're stuck inside freezing your ass off.

I wish I could fly.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted. You sprout wings and get higher than the clouds. Suddenly your wing snaps and you fall to the ground, but not before hitting every thorn tree on the way down. Ouch!  :o

I wish I was a daffodil.

lonlyazn

Granted, You're a painting of a daffodil that is left in the alleyway where beggars come lay and sleep on as a bed.

I wish I was the fastest person alive.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted. You are the fastest person alive. You are so fast you put everyone in the transportation dept out of work, and they all die of starvation. Now look what you have done.

I wish I was Judge Judy.

lonlyazn

Granted, you become judge judy, but your show is canceled and you're left on the streets judging bums to who got what first.

I wish I could travel through time.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted. You travel through time. You land in -0. 00 and now your ability has vanished and you are stuck.

I wish I had a bag of hershey's chocolate kisses.

lonlyazn

Granted, but I ate the bag of kisses.

I wish to be with my dream girl

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted. She is your dream girl only. When you wake up she is gone.

I wish someone would stop eating all my hershey kisses. :P

LadyJuliana

Granted!  That someone already stopped eating all of your Hershey kisses... because it's now ALL GONE!

I wish I could teleport...   ;D

lonlyazn

Granted, but you're constantly teleported until you wind up in space and died of lack of air.

I wish I had the ability to go invisible

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted. You aren't approved.  (maybe soon?)  So no one knows what you look like.

I wish I had the presidents job.

lonlyazn

Granted, you were assassinated by the next leader of North Korea.

I wish I could be with someone physically for new years(Not family or friends, a loved one :D )

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Kazuume

Aw I don't want to corrupt that wish but I must!

Granted but the loved one is sound asleep and doesn't even know you're there.



I wish there were less rude people in the world.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

lonlyazn

Granted, but you live with all of them D:

I wish to be able to make people happy

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Kazuume

Granted but every time you need a serious moment they laugh in your face.


I wish I had a mint condition 1965 mustang.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

lonlyazn

Granted, you have a new toy model car.

I wish I could fly fighter jets.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted, In take off, an owl flies in front of you it is sucked into the intake and you crash, poor owl.  :'(

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

lonlyazn

Granted, but everyone else is 12ft.

I wish I wasn't happy

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”