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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Andalon

Granted. You just broke every dance in the universe, making dancing events and ballet extremly stupid looking.

I wish I would be where I am not.

Dor

Granted, but you aren't where you are, so you wouldn't be where you would.

I wish I was as crazy at the Mad Hatter.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted. In the world we're living in right now, that makes you completly average.

I wish I wasn't that hungry.

Dor

Granted, but you are so bloated now your stomach is going to explode.

I wish I could meet the Queen of London.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Ramman

Granted, you meet her as a prisoner in the tower of london.

I wish I had more rp partners.

Andalon

Granted, now everyone wants to play with you. Not able to decide, you make them all unhappy and get banned. Forever.

I wish my food was done already.

Dor

Granted but then it gets eaten by a cheeky monkey before you do.

I wish I had a cute monster as a pet.
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the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

Granted. Your cute monster likes to hug you very much. You are now squished.

I wish someone would tidy my place.

Dor

Granted. Unfortunately they had to throw away all your stuff for your room to be tidy.
Plots & Ideas
the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Dor

Plots & Ideas
the monster is in us.    it's in all of us.

Andalon

( Actually, that might be the best idea to tidy up here... )

Granted. You can now fly like no one and nothing else. Unfortunately you don't know how to land, and starve while flying through the air.

I wish I would be better with that program than I am.

Kazuume

Granted and you even succeed in changing what it does but now it doesn't work at all for anyone!


I wish I had my very own theater to watch all my favorite movies in.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Ramman

Granted however the last group to watch a movie in the theater was a group of drunken horny college kids...all the seats, the walls, and the floor are all sticky in what you wish was soda but is really man juice.

I wish I was doing something productive.

Tamhansen

Done. you're producing explosives for a suicide squad.

I wish I had a goldfish.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Ramman

Granted, however your new goldfish is a member of said suicide squad's aquatics division. Boom, you're now dead.

I wish I didn't eat so much today.

Sybl

Granted. You didn't eat anything, instead, the turkey roasted you ;D

I wish it snow everywhere for 1 day.

Ramman

Granted, but the world is unable to deal with the prolonged snow and as such the entire population of Earth is annihilated under 400 feet of snow.

I wish we all didn't just die from snow burial.

Sybl

Granted. You just found my cave and with a fireplace, you got all nice and toasty.
Unfortunately, I added too much fire wood, the snow seeps in, now melting and forces you out into the bad weather.  You are now an icicle.

I wish you had read I said for 1 day. :P

Tamhansen

granted, Ramman changes his post, and all the snow now falls in a single day

I wish all the E members would survive the snow.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Ramman

Granted instead they all perish in the flood from the melting snow.

I wish Sybl would realize I did read her post. :-P You never said how hard you wanted it to snow...hence the burial. :-P

Sybl

Ramman, seeing you didn't make a wish for me to grant, I will make one for you :P
Ramman wishes to perish in the dark abyss.

Wish granted, but by some strange force, at the last teensie moment, a Ramman-ness saves you. (Drats)  >:)

I wish Ramman would wear prettier robes ;D

Tamhansen

Granted, unfortunately before he does he wears one with the ugliest hawaiian print. The hideous image burns to your retina, and now for you it always looks like everyone is wearing that robe.

I wish I had a time machine.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Sybl

Granted, but it fries in 1922 and you get stuck there.

I wish I had an aquarium.

AribethAmkiir

Granted

You have an aquarium, unfortunately it has a very fine crack, and after you finish filling it, the glass shatters emptying its contents all over the place.


I wish I could come up with an answer to James Moriarty's question.

James Moriarty

And you do, but in doing so you damaged your brain so badly that now all you can do is mutter to yourself about ice cream.

I wish I had some ice cream.