What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done?

[Serenity Vixen]

See what boredom, sickness, and drugs do to me in the middle of the night?  :P

For me, I am not sure. Two incidents could be considered, both intimate moments with my GF

1. Making love on a semi-crowded beach behind some sand dunes. How we didn't get caught, I will never know :P

2. Making Love (Sensing a theme? :P)) during a terrible snowstorm, out in a snowbank. Much less chance of getting caught, but serious chance of frostbite :P

Hopefully my GF will not see this thread or I may get in trouble :P

*Meow!*

[Sabby]

For me, the most outrageous thing I've ever done was at 3 am, outside our regular net cafe. Me and a few friends were returning from Subway, sugar rushed and hyped up from the games, and I saw a car slowing down at a red light. For no reason except a spur of the moment, I launched and got hit, rolling over the bonnet and onto the road. My sandwich had exploded and became some kind of gross confetti all over the car, and the coke was everywhere.

I was on the road, rolling in pain, threatening to sue the driver for swerving into me like that.


BTW, nice topic! *thumbs up!*

[VandalSavage]

Hmmm...

Let's see the definition:

out·ra·geous      /aʊtˈreɪdʒəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[out-rey-juhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1.   of the nature of or involving gross injury or wrong: an outrageous slander.
2.   grossly offensive to the sense of right or decency: outrageous behavior; an outrageous remark.
3.   passing reasonable bounds; intolerable or shocking: an outrageous price.
4.   violent in action or temper.
5.   highly unusual or unconventional; extravagant; remarkable: a child of the most outrageous precocity; a fancy dive performed with outrageous ease.


Well, I could do this by the numbers, corresponding with those in the definition.

1.  Accidentally hit someone in the head with a rock, knocking them unconscious and giving them a concussion.
2.  Invaded a fraternity initiation rite during a snow storm while on a wide variety of illicit substances, resulting in a fight with edged weapons.
3.  Ran over a Gubernatorial candidate's gate with my car during an event at his house.
4.  Smashed a rain stick against my wall in a fit of teen angst.
5.  Exploded a pound of dynamite stuffed into a watermelon in the middle of a residential street for the purposes of photographing it.

[Serenity Vixen]

VS you definitely have me beat. I guess I really have been a Good Girl all my life :P

[Elvi]

Nothing....nothing at all....Everything I have done in my life has been completely sane and with reason and will most certainly never be discussed upon an open forum, because they are out there y'know, watching and waiting....

[Sabby]

Life's no fun without the initiative to do something at a seconds notice with minimal consideration of future consequences.

[Serenity Vixen]

Maybe I should have said

"What is the most outrageous and mostly-legal thing you have done?"

(:P)

[Elvi]

*laughs and repeats*

Nothing....nothing at all....Everything I have done in my life has been completely sane and with reason and will most certainly never be discussed upon an open forum, because they are out there y'know, watching and waiting....

[Swedish Steel]

I dropped a corpse on the floor once, boy was I embarassed!

[Sabby]

Hey, as long as it wasn't inside the morgue, they can't tag 'trespassing' on you :P just the odd combination of charges associated with dropping a dead body in public. Wheres Apple when we need her?

[Cherri Tart]

i am the antitheisis of outrageousness!  and, on that note, i'm currently taking the 5th!.  :)

[Sabby]

My friends once filled a coconut with methylated spirits and set it on fire, having a game of soccer with it. Was funny to watch, but my brother had to demonstrate the old stop, drop and roll a few times, and our friend Dallas had third degree burns all over his foot. We were a thousand miles from any even remotely civilized, so he tried to stay drunk until we got him to the hospital.

[Celestial Goblin]

I organized an 'undead summoning ritual' with my friends when we were about 10, based on a roleplaying game book.
We had a candle, piece of paper with a rhombus drawn on it ("I said pentacle, not rhombus." "I didn't know how pentacle looks like so I drawn a rhombus.") and we chanted with grim voices.

There was strong wind out of the sudden, and one of the guys got very afraid. Then we had to go home, because it was getting late.

Jack Chick would be proud.:)

[Serenity Vixen]

hehehehehe   I wonder if there has not been some undead creature wandering around out there ever since :)

[HairyHeretic]

Can't say I've done anything particularly strange (at least not by my own standards). I do things others might think strange, but not really outrageous.

Does biting someone after they said "I haven't had a bite all day" count?  :D

[Swedish Steel]

Depends where you bit them.

[HairyHeretic]

Just on the shoulder. He had a leather jacket on, so I could leave teeth marks in it  ;D

[Celestial Goblin]

hehehehehe   I wonder if there has not been some undead creature wandering around out there ever since :)

The scary part is that many years later, I learned that the hill we were doing this thing was indeed a mass grave during the war. *shiver*

[strangely made]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I once went to have dinner at someone's house, on a blind date.

Ended up being kidnapped and being used as a sex slave.


I'm so glad no one came to rescue me...*hugs Elvi*

[Elvi]

*blinks*
I seem to remember that I sent you off home for a couple of days to get your stuff and you came back four hours later!

[King_Furby]

Most outrageous thing i ever did was when i was younger. I got mad at another kid and threw this small metal truck maybe the size of a baseball at his head. Busted the poor kids head wide open and he had to get stitches and all that. It's something i regret and i am glad i grew up and don't have anger problems like that.

[Serenity Vixen]

I knew there had to be something in Elvi's past  :P

[Elvi]

Nope....pure as the driven snow I am, that's his past....

[Serenity Vixen]

So... who kidnapped him?

[Elvi]

No-one...I couldn't get rid of him....*laughs*

As I said, he left my place to go back to his and get his things, said he'd be a couple of days and was back in four hours before I had a chance to change the locks....